Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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One of cobra's biggest alogs - /u/epicdrinkcombo is posting about how cobra is going to be in "a lot of trouble soon." This fucking loser has contacted the IRS and law enforcement multiple times crying about whatever he thinks welfare abuse is and god knows what else. I genuinely hope this person gets cancer.
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What a dick.  There was a thread for guys like that.
 
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He's currently talking about how he wishes that people in Kenya could enjoy the same food he does.

I can only imagine showing up in Nairobi with a shipment of food aid, but they open it up and it's filled with burnt bacon and maple spam proshoot sandwiches, skittles mead, and 3 day old skrimp rings.

Come to think of it, that might be considered an act of war.

EDIT: Some memorable quotes from this stream: :story:
  • "My trolls are more miserable than the assholes in Kenya who don't have access to clean drinking water"
  • "People call me a crybaby I cried during a 1911 (9/11) tribute"
  • "Nuclear warfare is for pussies" (TWU)
  • "I cry during the national anthem and drink vodka while I'm doing it - because that's my prerogative"
  • "[If you don't like the fact that I smoke tobacco and cannabis] you can suck the constitution's dick"
  • "Give me a country that legalizes prostitution for 21 and up, because it's the American dream"
  • "Lady liberty, I'm sorry people had to rape you out of your freedom..."
  • "The British stole land from the Native Americans and enslaved a bunch of negroes just to call themselves American - that's some bullshit"
  • "I'm sick and tired buuuuuurp of the Palestinians and the Jews fighting with each other. Religious differences are fucking retarded, and you're a stupid ass cunt for fighting about it"
  • "Kraft is part of my genre of cheeses to make a grilled cheese taste better"
Tonight's mood:
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Picture taken immediately before and after his YouTube ad says the word "grilled cheese":
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Gnelf said:
He's currently talking about how he wishes that people in Kenya could enjoy the same food he does.

I can only imagine showing up in Nairobi with a shipment of food aid, but they open it up and it's filled with burnt bacon and maple spam proshoot sandwiches, skittles mead, and 3 day old skrimp rings. :story:

Come to think of it, that might be considered an act of war.
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"Chalupa, doritos locos. . People don't have access to that. I would stuff my face with 3 chalupas. I love my Door Dash. American gluttony. Land if opportunity, the free."

Damn, he's been looping about Kenya and his geopolitical loop once that Fleischmann kicked in through his nephrons, toobz.

"OH SAY CAN YOU SEE.. Fuck the bitch that murdered you, Curt Cobain."

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Tears be flowing..

"Indians vs. Palestinians.. not enough love in our society.. where's the love? All I want is world peace. Fuck the nukes.. nuclear warfare is for pussies. I love America. England is better."

Doodt, this is coming from the guy that said, "I WILL SMOKE YOU TIL' YOU'RE DEAD!!!!" 🚬 🚭 😤

I'm speechless, lol. My patriotic Boglim. I salute you. Give him a damn peace medal.

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Epikusername4 said:
creep is my favorite nirvana song too cobes TWU
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Creep is my favorite Hollies song.

No seriously just give it a listen.
Epikusername4 said:
you know your from wyoming if you say nergos instead of black people
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They have so few niggers in Wyoming that you don't even need to use the word, so your N-word muscles go all flabby.
 
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Epikusername4 said:
you know your from wyoming if you say nergos instead of black people
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I was kind of taken aback but made me think... has Cobes ever called black people anything else besides black people or African Americans?

Even Seizure wasn't sure he would date a black chick because he couldn't recall if Josh ever referenced a black person or their attractiveness before, lol. (Minus people like Diddy)

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They have so few niggers in Wyoming that you don't even need to use the word, so your N-word muscles go all flabby.
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Yeah, there's more Native Americans than Blacks in Casper. I think Josh's reference is Dayum Drops, baby.
 
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Shishou Dollars said:
He's crying over the thought of the Star Spangled Banner. God Bless America.

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I passed out last night and I guess I had the stream on in the background because suddenly it was "OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEE" through the speakers.

Moments like this are why I'm glad I've spent several years being patriotic.
 
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Gnelf said:
He's currently talking about how he wishes that people in Kenya could enjoy the same food he does.

I can only imagine showing up in Nairobi with a shipment of food aid, but they open it up and it's filled with burnt bacon and maple spam proshoot sandwiches, skittles mead, and 3 day old skrimp rings.
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It would take months for that shipping container to arrive via cargo freighter. By then, all the food hacks would have rotted and massed together into a new blob-like organism that would consume the entire continent.
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lebean said:
I was kind of taken aback but made me think... has Cobes ever called black people anything else besides black people or African Americans?
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One of my favorite out of context clips is this. He was referring to R. Kelly I think.



He also once said, “there are niggers in every race.” Which is an absolutely true statement.
 
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