Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[caffeinated_pirate]

Cobes liver gonna be feelin’ tonight, tubez

 

[Tiggy Skibbles]

I literally just got the news, and my very first thought-"Oh fuck I gotta get to the farms!"

edit-I just took my very first shit in a world without Ozzy Osbourne...

 

[エボラちゃん]

WE ARE ON RED ALERT, GENTLEMEN

OZZY HAS DIED

@Null a happening is happening

Awww yeah, Cobes better deliver an epic tribute stream!!

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

Now Josh can move on from "worshipping the ground that Ozzy walks on" (even though he is actually a peer to both Ozzy and Satan and not a worshipper of either) and move on to hallucinating that Ozzy's ghost is haunting him.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Doesn't he still not have a phone? Im pretty sure whether he gets the news is entirely contingent on when he decides to open up Facebook.

 

[Sus MLF]

Gonna miss the Prince of Darkness. The boy must be in shambles.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Rest in peace Ozzy it was reported that at his last concert he yelled to the crowd “fuck sickos and that goth dude from Wyoming smells really good!”

 

[Dogechu_Prime]

Holy shit. Just got the news as soon as I got home from work. I am like really concerned about Cobes and honestly I know in my heart a-logs and other "trolls" are going to DD him so much alcohol to fuel the sadness and insanity which he does not need at this moment. Like Clint better be aware and take the shotgun from the boy because honestly if Jessica stressing him enough to put it in his mouth is one thing, knowing his idol is dead and gone is probably gonna set him over the edge as well. I don't know, I just don't want to see Josh hit that low of a point ever again. Laughing at his antics and all is fun, but the a-logging is fucking ridiculous.

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

Doesn't he still not have a phone? Im pretty sure whether he gets the news is entirely contingent on when he decides to open up Facebook.

You are right! He doesn't have a phone to find out from troles texting him, him thinking they are just fucking with him, looking it up and finding out the truth.

He might not even know if he is just watching youtube or chaturbate.

Going to hit him so much harder this way, than it being tied up in responding to trolls.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Rest in peace Ozzy it was reported that at his last concert he yelled to the crowd “fuck sickos and that goth dude from Wyoming smells really good!”

this is true, i saw that sexy goth dude smoking some weed and i had to get my girl to stop staring at him

 

[cleanerfromvenus]

RIP Ozzy, now cobes can communicate with him in the spirit form

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

RIP Ozzy, now cobes can communicate with him in the spirit form

Basically a guarantee that Josh will claim Ozzy is now hanging out with him from beyond the grave.

 

[Onkenataor]

It's 13:00 in Casper, Cobra hasn't gone live and clearly doesn't care that Ozzy has passed. The boy is not a number one fan at all. I have already poured one out.

Hes just getting his beauty sleep. Give him couple of hours

 

[The Bird]

Nothing good (for Josh) will come from this. I guess we can look forward to cobes pronouncing Parkinson’s incorrectly.

“I can’t be- I CAN’T BELIEVE Parker’s son killed Ozzy, toobz”

 

[Tegu]

Rip the King

 

[HYPERSKITZO]

Don't worry toobz, Ozzy's just hibernating...

 

[Cherry Milk]

Crack open the ouija board, cobes

 

[The Stranger]

TMDNWU

 

[Fishcakes]

Ozzy is in a better place now... with all of Cobes' dinners.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Ozzy is in a better place now... with all of Cobes' dinners.

Imagine getting to the afterlife to only be served Cobra’s food hacks