Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Orkeosaurus]

It sounds like he was out with the family or something when he found out? Probably the best way it could have happened. Lessens the chance of him just immediately wanting to suck start Bad Company. For all we know this was an eventuality Clint has been prepared for for a long time. Maybe Clint found out first and was like "Hey bud let's go get some ice cream..."

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

The last year has been the worst of his life. The NAL infestation. Getting evicted on his birthday. Homeneighbor Aaron killing himself. Walt dead. The last of his teeth turning into liquid infection. And now, Ozzy. Circle of protection on the boy.

don't forget Val Kilmore

 

[Pippa is a spic whore]

Ozzy is finally free from having to share the earth with Cobes. RIP.

 

[8=======D~~~~~~~]

Yep, don't pozload my neghole. Don't tap the glass. Simple as.

Then I will let it be. Wasn't trying to clout chase.

 

[KingFrampt]

Maybe he could get really into Playboi Carti or something

 

[ZipDisk]

I just realized Jack Scalfani is still alive and Ozzy is gone.

Fuck this gay earth.

 

[Arv3k]

It sounds like he was out with the family or something when he found out? Probably the best way it could have happened. Lessens the chance of him just immediately wanting to suck start Bad Company. For all we know this was an eventuality Clint has been prepared for for a long time. Maybe Clint found out first and was like "Hey bud let's go get some ice cream..."

I do not envy Clint right now.

 

[lebean]

It sounds like he was out with the family or something when he found out? Probably the best way it could have happened. Lessens the chance of him just immediately wanting to suck start Bad Company. For all we know this was an eventuality Clint has been prepared for for a long time. Maybe Clint found out first and was like "Hey bud let's go get some ice cream..."

That's really endearing of Professor Clunt shepherding his 34 year old, alcoholic YouTube celery to the local Casper Baskin Robbins in order to break the news softly. .

Then again, immediately thereafter he'd also say, "Wait, no. Actually bud, ice cream will shatter the rest of your teeth; so, stay here in the car, and let me get some pin wheels from Albertson's instead. Can't have Casper P.D. arresting you for trespass."

 

[somevan712]

Cobra's thread is finally getting the attention it deserves! Yes!


I fucking hate life doodt. Nothing ever goes right.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

He may be a Bog, but he is still a human. I will not apologize for having sympathy, oldfag.

You're missing my point. If you care about Josh so much, you wouldn't need to tell an Internet forum that you're going to do a wellness check. If you seriously give that much of a fuck about his well-being, go to his trailer then and ask him yourself.

I can't speak for Osama Bin Laden, but in my opinion the issue is the "welfare check" retards. Sympathy good, neghole pozzing bad.

Weird how you got the point of my post but the retard didn't.

 

['Ole Dente]

Yep, don't pozload my neghole. Don't tap the glass. Simple as.

I've never been bothered when glass tapping happens in a nice way.

Send him an actual meal he'd like. Send him flowers. If somebody is mad about that, fuck them. It's even funnier when it pisses off his a-logs. Cobra lives a very sad life and there is nothing wrong with doing something nice for him.

 

[bathtubcosby]

That's really endearing of Professor Clunt shepherding his 34 year old, alcoholic YouTube celery to the local Casper Baskin Robbins in order to break the news softly. .

Then again, immediately thereafter he'd also say, "Wait, no. Actually bud, ice cream will shatter the rest of your teeth; so, stay here in the car, and let me get some pin wheels from Albertson's instead. Can't have Casper P.D. arresting you for trespass."

Clint may try to convince cobes that this is a troll op e.g. alicia rhoade (sp?)

 

[8=======D~~~~~~~]

You're missing my point. If you care about Josh so much, you wouldn't need to tell an Internet forum that you're going to do a wellness check. If you seriously give that much of a fuck about his well-being, go to his trailer then and ask him yourself.


Weird how you got the point of my point but the retard didn't.

You're right, fuck me I am retarded and that was very gay of me. I will never deny being a retard.

 

[titty nigga]

don't forget Val Kilmore

RIP Val Kilmore, RIP Ozzy, RIP Puff, RIP Walt, RIP Homeboy Scotty, RIP Homeneighbor Aaron, RIP Gobread Gilfred Biago.
Circle of protection on Cobra.

 

[Law]

The fact that Ozzy got to do a farewell shows weeks before expiring actually does have me a bit choked up. May we all be so lucky, toobz.

God willing THE BOY will get a hold of this fish and make a dank sashimi food hack, then leave it on the counter for 2 days before eating

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Boglim: Apotheosis

Imagine Warlord trying to go take a shit in a woman's restroom, see how quickly he gets curbstomped by actual women in there. Yeah, nobody's buying the dude with a beard and shit trying to pass himself off as a "woman"

A few years ago there was that Kenny G looking motherfucker who identified his way into a women's restroom then got beat up by some woman's boyfriend. They arrested the boyfriend because no justice, no peace. I could see the same thing happening to Floorlord.
Also I bet the Doordash Incident spooked the boy and we won't get an Ozzy mourning stream.

 

[Zjierb]

I've never been bothered when glass tapping happens in a nice way.

Send him an actual meal he'd like. Send him flowers. If somebody is mad about that, fuck them. It's even funnier when it pisses off his a-logs. Cobra lives a very sad life and there is nothing wrong with doing something nice for him.

I'm not going to argue with the sentiment of it at all. I think that it's easy to forget that many lolcows are also human. That said, the rules explicitly state not to interact. I think of it like a zoo - I'm not going to interfere if I see a lion eating a stray deer that got into its enclosure much the same I'm not going to interact with Cobes at all, regardless of the circumstance. It's a slippery slope that can easily result in becoming the next Music Biz Marty, you know?

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Clint is in full tard wrangling mode. Trying to limit the booze, reassuring Cobes he’s his biggest fan, and prepare to hear delusions of how Ozzy visited Cobes in his trailer and was happy Cobes wouldn’t fuck his grand kids.

All seriousness, he is very prone to use this as an excuse to just go fucking off the rails with the alcoholism and there are plenty of shit heads willing to pay for him to do it. Clint needs to get that therapist lined up for Ozzy’s biggest fan…

 

['Ole Dente]

A few years ago there was that Kenny G looking motherfucker who identified his way into a women's restroom then got beat up by some woman's boyfriend. They arrested the boyfriend because no justice, no peace. I could see the same thing happening to Floorlord.

I AM A WOMAN HOW DARE YOU

MY ASSHOLE IS AS ELASTIC AS YOUR FRONT HOLE

KISS MY TORCHIC

I'm not going to argue with the sentiment of it at all. I think that it's easy to forget that many lolcows are also human. That said, the rules explicitly state not to interact. I think of it like a zoo - I'm not going to interfere if I see a lion eating a stray deer that got into its enclosure much the same I'm not going to interact with Cobes at all, regardless of the circumstance.

I'll throw the lion a treat from the machine once in a blue moon if it's kid dies. I dunno I get it, it's not something I'd advocate for outside of very rare circumstances like this but I'm glad you at least understand the sentiment. I'm a human too dood, hurts my heart to see him all twisted up.

 

[semitooth]

well... guess I'll be sitting here refreshing his YouTube page for the rest of the day...

 

[Galeocerdo]

Funnily enough I thought for a minute, having seen it on another youtuber's feed, that this was some prank again but no, totally real.

I imagine Cobra will be crashing out and getting INSANELY drunk.