Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

how perpetually neutral she is.

I appreciate the effort it took to be this tactful, lol.

I thought the stream was great; not every second is going to be perfect, especially the aspects you can’t control (read: other people).

I’m a big fan of what you’ve been doing visually during the streams as well. Keep up the good work; you make the cobraverse exponentially more vibrant than it would otherwise be. 🤘
 
Here's Kobes latest videos. He actually says in the video responce one that he' s taking a break from streaming and just uploading videos because he feels like it. I like tough that he still continued to leave the video recording and go out for a smoke like he would with a live stream.
Short video. One of his elderly neighbours is there too. Shows off his pizza and lists off the toppings. Nearly drops his pizza. Garlic butter on pizza. Drinks butter. Says he’ll be doing his Patreon videos shortly and drinks more butter. Tries the pizza. Saves the rest of the pizza for later. Doesn’t shar ethe pizza with his neighbour but looks like his neighbour steals something off Kobes’ work bench when he’s putting his jacket on. Shout out to his Patreons.



Start:
Shows off a lighter and button he received from an of age fan girl. Reads the card. They also sent his Call of Duty. Shills hi PO box. A fan asked him to do a reaction to the video he’s going to do a reaction to. It’s a video talking about women and divorce. Starts the video.
3:15:
Quotes Love and Vanity. Gender relations.
6:13:
Complains about Stephanie and implies she’s still into him because she did a reaction to his video and he apparently never brings her up. Starts the video for 2 seconds. Fuck suicide. Talks about Clint having to fight to get custody of him. Kobes craves of age, alive, not related cis gendered women. Gender relations. Shills his Customised Girl merch. Back to the video.
13:32:
Toxic masculinity rant.
17:1:
Tranny MMA fighters as an example to prove that men are stronger than women. Reads the name Alison Saunders on the screen and says they are probably a distant cousin of his. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Rant about rape. Kobes misses cuddling more than he misses sex. Talks about spooning. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
21:34:
Rant about women crying rape. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fuck pedos. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vaguely mentions some old drama about women lying and their friends supporting them. Complaining about women. Back to the video.
27:08:
Women are so vindictive. Gives an example of an ex being jealous of him being more famous on YouTube. LOL, he’s so bothered by Stephanie. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Scenario of Chad and Cheryl. Does a Bill Barr impression. Complaining about women.
31:36:
Back to the video. Gender relations. Quotes famous comedian Bill Barr again. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Complains about women. Back to the video.
35:13:
Complaining about women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. People targeting cis white men. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about JK Rowling and pronouns. Back to the video.
38:24:
Gets an add about a child with cancer and says he doesn’t want to watch it because it will make him sad. Back to the video. It’s women’s responsibility to call all of their previous partners and tell the that they may be the father. Kobes has never abused a girlfriend, says the worst thing he’s done was cheat on a girlfriend. He would fight a women if his life was in danger though. Back to the video.
44:39:
Complaining about social services and parrots what’s said in the video. Back to the video.
50:24:
Kobes points out that the guy in the video is a veteran and the courts are treating his badly. Back to the video. Kobes says its scientific facts that a child will do better in a home with a father and a mother. Back to the video for 2 seconds, says public scrutiny should be taken out of the equation. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parents weaponizing their kids. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Shout out to Cobra’s dry spell. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parents weaponizing their kids. Back to the video.
55:38:
Says he’s 18 minutes into the video and already on beer number 3.
57:00:
Gender relations. Talks about an a sexist ad he got on YouTube. It’s sexist because it was a kitchen appliance with a female name. Starts bitching about Stephanie again out of nowhere. Says he thinks she still has feelings for him and she’s jealous of his YouTube fame. Moar beer. Uses the bottle opener Stephanie gave him to open his beer. Back to the video.
1:03:40:
Gender relations, double standards in child custody. Back to the video.
1:07:07:
Unexpected sneeze.
1:08:45:
Talks about Terrence Pop’s ex running over his dog. Back to the video. Gender relations and borps. Back to the video. Gender relations and female empowerment . Back to the video.
1:15:35:
Complaining about YouTube hypocrisy. Bragging about being able to handle online bullying better than today’s kids. Kobes was around when the internet was invented. Talks about downloading Ozzy and Cradle of Filth music. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations and stereotypes. Back to the video. Gender relations. Back to the video.
1:24:09:
KingSoapraJFS! Back to the video.
1:2:21:
Says the woman in the video seems like a sweet of age older gal. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes explains feminism and talks about being a proud true male feminist. Shout out to Cobra’s dry spell and bragging about being an expert on women. Talking about the things about gender relations he has ‘oserbed’ over the past 4 years. Found an alcohol delivery service so he can get alcohol delivered to his apartment. Piss break.
1:33:50:
Returns. Back to the video. Parrots what’s said in the video. Says there’s about 30 minutes left in the video. Back to the video. Complaining about women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes says men are more likely to be victims of domestic violence because they don’t report it and women can get away with it. Back to the video.
1:39:47:
Complaining about taxes. Talks about McDonald’s pull apart donuts and his donut burger. Talks about a Taco Bell food hack.
1:45:05:
Shows off some steak he’s going to do a cooking video with. Moar beer. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Complaining about women. Back to the video.
1:51:51:
Talking about people targeting straight cis white men. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fuck racism, fuck sexism and power to the people. Race relations. Trolls. Back to the video. Gender relations. Complaining about Western women. Talks about Afghanistan and the Taliban and Isis. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations double standards. Back to the video.
2:02:07:
Gender relations. Kobes has mad respect for women even if they won’t fuck him. Kobes was bullied all his life and he is sick of it YouTube. Trolls. Back to the video. Parrots what’s said in the video. Gender relations.
2:07:17:
Back to the video. Gender relations. Race relations. 80% British. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video.
2:12:50:
Life is so hard for men. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video. Gender relations. Back to the video. Gender relations. Says Joe Biden hired a tranny because they are a tranny not because they were qualified for the job. Based Terf Kobes. Back to the video.
2:19:30:
Complaining about cis straight white men getting discriminated against. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Says he’s taking a break from YouTube streams and just uploading videos for a bit. Beer piss.
2:23:40:
Returns. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Toys and gender based stereotypes. Back to the video.
2:27:00:
Complaining about women.
2:28:38:
Smoke break.
2:30:33:
Returns, poot, shows his pipe tool and lighter. Moar beer. Back to the video. Feminazis. Back to the video. Kobes explains maternity leave and dunks on trannys. Back to the video. Gender pay gap. Back to the video. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fuck suicide, I’ll drink to that. Kobes explains that men commit suicide more than women because men are not overly sexualised in society like women are. Talks about Love and vanity. People like his Ava Grawnday metal. Back to the video.
2:41:30:
Complaining about not being able to hit women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes wouldn’t get violent towards a woman unless she hit him first. Back to the video. Gives relationship advice. Back to the video.
2:49:55:
Complaining about women. Back to the video. Scenario of ending the gender pay gap but women got as screwed in court as men do. Country song complaining about women. Disses Taylor Swift. Back to the video.
2:55:30:
Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Abortion rant. Compares abortion to putting down a puppy with cancer. Back to the video. Kobes would have a cup of tea with Anne Widdecombe. Back to the video. Fuck suicide. Gender relations. Back to the video.
3:02:05:
Single parents should date other single parents. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Moar beer. Talking about how hard it is for single fathers and complaining about single mothers. Back to the video. Fuck suicide. Back to the video.
3:06:45:
Paying child support scenario. Back to the video. Talks about Halle Berry having to pay child support. Back to the video.
3:11:05:
Dry spell cope. Back to the video.
3:17:14:
Beer Piss
3:18:45:
Returns. Back to the video. It’s tough being a human. Kobes is feeling tipsy. Parrots what’s said in the video. Dry spell cope. Kobes loves Anne Widdecombe.

For anyone who doesn't know, this is Anne Widdecombe and I would love for her and Kobes to meet up and have tea together.
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promise to not make a habit out of responding to people here when they're talking about my stuff, I just wanted to say I'm sorry about the Stephanie part.
You don't have to apologize. Not everything in every stream is going to appeal to everyone, and that's fine. I'm sure there's plenty of people who liked the Stephanie fanart or the interview. I just like throwing out some criticism because I see a ton of positive posts and as someone who has made video edits myself, I find the lightly critical comments a little more helpful. So I hope you didn't take what I said too harsh, because I genuinely enjoyed the majority of the stream. As soon as Steph left the energy picked up immediately.

I don't know what it is but Stephanie is like a humor vacuum. She has pretty bad flat affect, gives one word answers, etc. I can see it would be hard to get gold out of her in a live stream. Maybe a pre-recorded, pre-planned video would be better.

As far as the shrimp ring goes - leave me alone, I'm autistic.
 
You don't have to apologize. Not everything in every stream is going to appeal to everyone, and that's fine. I'm sure there's plenty of people who liked the Stephanie fanart or the interview. I just like throwing out some criticism because I see a ton of positive posts and as someone who has made video edits myself, I find the lightly critical comments a little more helpful. So I hope you didn't take what I said too harsh, because I genuinely enjoyed the majority of the stream. As soon as Steph left the energy picked up immediately.

I don't know what it is but Stephanie is like a humor vacuum. She has pretty bad flat affect, gives one word answers, etc. I can see it would be hard to get gold out of her in a live stream. Maybe a pre-recorded, pre-planned video would be better.

As far as the shrimp ring goes - leave me alone, I'm autistic.
Not at all fren, it had been on my mind and it feels good to acknowledge it. Fucking lol at "humor vacuum"
 

Cobra's latest pizza: Medium handtossed pizza with garlic white pramajan sauce, extra bacon, extra onions, shredded provolone, cheddar cheese, feta cheese, shredded pramajan-asiago, spinach, and two cups of garlic butter.

 
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Speaking of podcasts and fan content, are any women part of that larger community? Or is Cuntney the only visible representation of of-age female fans in the Cobraverse?

I ask only because the whole podcast/livestream and non-Courtney Discords seem very dudecentric. No criticism, just a legitimate thought I had while being embarrassed I know too much about some retarded moron in Wyoming.
 
Speaking of podcasts and fan content, are any women part of that larger community? Or is Cuntney the only visible representation of of-age female fans in the Cobraverse?

I ask only because the whole podcast/livestream and non-Courtney Discords seem very dudecentric. No criticism, just a legitimate thought I had while being embarrassed I know too much about some retarded moron in Wyoming.

Content-wise, I do think it’s almost completely dudes; however, I think some people might be surprised just how many of-age females are fans of our King, either by proxy of their significant other or their own volition.
 
Speaking of podcasts and fan content, are any women part of that larger community? Or is Cuntney the only visible representation of of-age female fans in the Cobraverse?

I ask only because the whole podcast/livestream and non-Courtney Discords seem very dudecentric. No criticism, just a legitimate thought I had while being embarrassed I know too much about some retarded moron in Wyoming.
Closest thing I can think of is Kate Winslet's channel, it's not a channel for podcast or anything like that but if you like the Beauty Salon stuff there's a lot of crossover between that and Cobra.
 
I think some people might be surprised just how many of-age females are fans of our King, either by proxy of their significant other or their own volition.

There's a sizable amount of females in most Josh-related circles I travel in. What's a little more surprising is that most of them are fairly attractive.

Not entirely surprised they aren't interested in doing anything that draws attention to them. Any time some half-decent woman posts a picture on the subreddit, they all start collectively jacking their shit and howling like retards.
 
Speaking of podcasts and fan content, are any women part of that larger community? Or is Cuntney the only visible representation of of-age female fans in the Cobraverse?

I ask only because the whole podcast/livestream and non-Courtney Discords seem very dudecentric. No criticism, just a legitimate thought I had while being embarrassed I know too much about some retarded moron in Wyoming.
Chantal watches Kobes and has brought him up a few times on her streams, as mentioned before, Kate Winslet does edits, Belinda mentioned him a few times on her streams too (Haydur Nation News Network) probably introduced through Kate Winslet who is a mod for her, Kobes' how to fart at work video was played on Your Mom's House for a while too and they have a large of age female fan base too. A lot of the BP gorls watch MATI too so anyone who is involved in any of these communities has likely heard of Kobes and it makes sense that a few would be interested in watching his streams. Take your gender based double standards out of this thread trole!
 
Chantal watches Kobes and has brought him up a few times on her streams, as mentioned before, Kate Winslet does edits, Belinda mentioned him a few times on her streams too (Haydur Nation News Network) probably introduced through Kate Winslet who is a mod for her, Kobes' how to fart at work video was played on Your Mom's House for a while too and they have a large of age female fan base too. A lot of the BP gorls watch MATI too so anyone who is involved in any of these communities has likely heard of Kobes and it makes sense that a few would be interested in watching his streams. Take your gender based double standards out of this thread trole!

I was more talking about content creators and active/visible folks in the Cobra-watching community, not so much cows or people who might have casually heard of him — ie someone who might be on the level of people invited to Seizure’s podcast.

I didn’t know Kate Winslet was a girl, but I also don’t follow Amber Lynn stuff. She might be the only one, I guess.

Content-wise, I do think it’s almost completely dudes; however, I think some people might be surprised just how many of-age females are fans of our King, either by proxy of their significant other or their own volition.

There are DOZENS of us! Dozens!

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