🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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The cap is clearly different. It almost looks like 2 different bottles. This could be explained as the company changed the bottle style or the label was on a different bottle. I don't think you could find a generic cap that would git the right bottle perfectly, so it's probably not just a different cap.
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Looks pretty cloudy too. I don't really remember those drinks being cloudy unless it was in the freezer for a while. But if you're mailing it why freeze it then let it unfreeze?
 
This is some depressing shit, bros. I never followed Cobes very closely, but what little I've seen so far reminds me of a bygone era of the Internet. Several other Kiwis have said it before, and they're right - most modern-day lolcows are only lolcows because they're such shit people. I didn't realize how much I missed the days when many of them were just eccentric oddballs who weren't really hurting anybody (other than themselves, sometimes.) Josh mattered. Rest in peace.
 
I'll be getting drunk tonight in remembrance of Josh. Loved his videos as they helped make me feel a million times better when life felt like shit. Been watching a lot of his old content today to the possible annoyance of my coworker, each one is now massively bittersweet, the level of joy they bring, only to be backhanded with the realization that it is in the past, and there will be no more new videos to sit back and enjoy. Watching Clint's confirmation video was probably one of the hardest things to do, like being stabbed in the feels by a rust covered broken bottle. I feel horrible for his family having to deal with this. May Cobra live on in all our memories, for legends never die.
 
In our boy's honor I made a drink combo today and it tasted even better than I hoped, I'm sure he was responsible.
Rest easy, Cobes
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I haven't drank in months and this motherfucker got me to down a whole bottle of booze, that's how much this son of a bitch meant to me. I salute you Josh
Same. I'm supposed to get up early for a wedding tomorrow and I'm getting wasted tonight. Never really expected an online persona to effect me this much, but I really didn't want this autistic gothic bad boy to go out this way.
 

“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.” ―Hunter S. Thompson.​

Rest in power to the true king of darkness.
 
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Different cap or not, the seal is clearly broken my dood.
That looks like a blur of red, and then the white line is the plastic of the bottle and then shadow from the flange of the bottle neck. The seal would be right under the cop. Closed, you probably can't even make out it's broken from the image.

I do generally agree that she poisoned the drinks she sent him.
 
I went to the liquor store and got me some Jack Daniels and some Mountain Dew to make his dank drink combo. Don't care for either but I'm doing it in his honor. I won't lie, it sounds disgusting but it's not the WORST thing I've tasted. Definitely unique in terms of taste lmao.
 
Clint claims that Cobes loved animals so much that he never let them kill bugs, but we all know Cobes admitted to finding a baby bird on the ground in a parking lot while riding his bicycle. He searched for its nest but couldn’t find it. Instead of using the cellphone we know he had to call a local wildlife rescue or someone who could have called for him, what did he do? He decided to put the poor baby bird on the ground and RUN IT OVER WITH HIS BIKE TIRE to “put it out of its misery.”
Additionally, he was clearly neglectful toward his poor lizard, Puff, even blowing nicotine smoke on him, which is extremely harmful to bearded dragons. Reptiles have a very delicate respiratory systems, making them particularly vulnerable to smoke and airborne toxins.
Clint can pretend Cobes was an angel to animals, but he’s obviously in total denial! Clint should have saved poor Puff by taking him immediately. Just a few thoughts that don’t make sense.
Also, apple pieces for a bearded dragon should be small, no larger than the space between its eyes, to prevent choking and allow for easy eating. Apple peels, core and seeds should always been removed as these are hard to digest and can cause impaction or irritation. Look at how giant those apple pieces were! Puff was a small guy.
Well, I guess he’s with Puff now…
R.I.P. Cobes! I really hope you aren’t with Satan, which is the stupidest, most foolish thing you ever wanted! For Clint to say “Hail Satan” right after his son’s death—WTF??
Throw yourself in front of a freight train you reddit faggot.
 
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