🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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As people have been sharing their tributes to Cobes, I wanted to share mine: was travelling today and didn’t get checked into my hotel until pretty late. I ordered some fast food on UberEats from a random KFC knock off and ended up combining a veggie burger (in honour of my KF username ofc) with some chicken nuggies, mayo, hot sauce, and a ton of salad, plus a side of loaded fries. By the time I was done, it was too late to buy alcohol from a store (boo kiltland), so I grabbed a Coors from the hotel bar, took it back to my room, and mixed it with some Irn Bru and Powerade. Didn’t take a pic, but neither combo was bad.
 
ecrockedboston said:
I've been reflecting on what this means to me all day. Josh inspires me to be true to who I am. That big gay wizard had more balls and "don't give a fuck" than I could ever hope to claim. Josh also inspires me not to drink. I think without Josh's content, I'd likely have given in and relapsed. Clint reminds me so much of my mom that it litterally hurt to watch him weep, and repeat Josh's mantra of "fuck suicide, fuck sickos" etc etc.

I think Josh attracted a lot of bullying because he was so unapologetically himself. Everyone wants to be unique, original, different; whether they admit it or not. I think some of the meaner bullies have been bullied themselves, and probably changed aspects of who they were in the face of it.

The one thing you can say about Josh that just isn't true for most people is that he was always, always true to himself. Seeing that in someone you perceive as "beneath" you is sure to inspire some of our worse human behaviors. I know this is all gay as fuck because I didn't actually know you, but you're a beacon to this normie that constantly gives in to conformity out of necessity. Fly high, bud ✌️
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He did a bunch of goofy shit and gross things but damn it he was his own man. He never did anything wrong or hurt anyone it's a damn shame
 
Jobama said:
I posted a month ago about how I had finally found that Gothic King Cobra documentary shirt. I got it for only 30$ so I guess I really got a good deal there. I really regret not getting that vinyl though.
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the shit is going to higher than a cats ass now. i'm talking 1k or more for a wand. you know what's sad? some downie is going to buy it. imagine taking out a loan to buy a painted stick?
 
Been crying all day. The first time he got swatted like 4 years ago I contacted the Reddit mods about the original sub being the source. The front page of it was 100% pure vile mockery. They had to tone it down and posted a sticky about changing the behavior of the sub. So glad that shithole eventually got nuked.
I’m going to cherish my wand I got from Josh. There’s no one that comes close to his unique personality.
 
I found Cobra long before I had even heard of The Farms, in a Food Gore thread on /ck/. I was immediately fascinated and that eventually lead me here.
He was weird, he was filthy, he was regarded but you could tell the man had a big heart and was a tortured soul. Watching Clint's video earlier today at work was rough and had me in tears.
RIP M'lord. Hail Satan. FUCK SICKOS.

Total. Redditor. Death.
 
Dago said:
He did a bunch of goofy shit and gross things but damn it he was his own man. He never did anything wrong or hurt anyone it's a damn shame
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"...he was his own man." That's more than I could say about most people I know. I think more than I can sincerely say about myself.
 
Dragged Into Sunlight said:
Cobes had legitimately awesome black metal vocals. This was just posted by Land Phil of Municipal Waste.

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between this and his occasional bouts of good guitar playing and other good songs i genuinely wonder if there is a world out there where cobes actually did become a super famous rock star with a clocktower mansion. cause i swear he had potential.
 
Seeing the "Inactive" tag on this thread hurts so bad. I'm in disbelief about this. I'm going to miss him and his videos so much. He mattered so much. He made so many people laugh. I fucking hate the thought of him dying thinking nobody cared or everyone was a troll. I genuinely found comfort in his cooking videos, I was grossed out, amused, impressed he could create this shit with such confidence. I always knew about Josh, but when I got into him. I watched a random video and instantly went to follow him. Then I binge watched everything and started lurking this thread.
I was genuinely excited when I caught my first live stream, and it wasn't even a interesting one. Just Josh ranting about gender relations with his dirty feet out.
But I was so happy to be there. When ozzy died the first person I thought of was Josh.
 
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ecrockedboston said:
"...he was his own man." That's more than I could say about most people I know. I think more than I can sincerely say about myself.
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Truly. What we can all learn from Josh is that we can be ourselves and what other people think of us is the only thing holding you back from authenticity.
 
Not a thread regular and this would be my first post but I had to pay my respects to the Goth King Cobra. 🖤 🐍
Knew about him in passing but never tuned in too much as he just seemed like a harmless dude not worthy of ridicule, one that would've been a great friend to have simply for all the goofy shenanigans he gets himself into. I used to watch his cooking videos while I grinded in WoW and it busted my sides, the French Fry's incident and the "I'VE GONE FULL AVATAR" videos are still my favorite, they never fail to make me laugh.

Not a drinker, but in his honor I took a shot of some homemade Orahovača cause that's what I had on hand. For those who don't know what that is, it's liquor made out of young walnuts. It looks as black as the ichor of death, packs a mean punch in your throat but it's also very sweet. Real nefarious warlock looking shit, I hope Cobes would have approved.
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Staying home tonight having a "Cobra's Jack" with a cardinal cherry in it while making a Digiornio Rising Crust Pizza with Reese's Piece's, bacon, Doritos, and Serengetto cheese. Might add Hidden Valley Ranch. They were out of shrimp rings.
I spent like $200 on Boglim groceries when I was high and emotional.
 
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