Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Potion_Time]

Wolflord: "You need some pink"
Cobes: "Some vaginas are purple"
Taste: "And some are blue"

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I think that Cobra views gifting people tactical soap as very honorable and indicative of a bond that he shares with the recipient. When him and warlord fought and their friendship was seemingly over, josh said something like "i even fucking gave him some of my tactical soap." He's using it to form a bond between himself and cooltaste to crush the beef (fuck drama). He gives his dad and close friends tactical soap as a gift for nearly every holiday (and is quick to brag about it). He's not a smart man, and maybe I'm giving him too much credit, but that would be kind of sweet, no...?
edit: phrasing

He lives a very selfish existence and nearly everything he does has an ulterior motive.

Cobes raises money for Old Dogs?
You should fuck him -- if he doesn't embezzle it

He buys you a pink katana?
You should fuck him.

He gives you soap?
You should be eternally grateful. He didn't have too and he clearly is helping you get laid.

I would be surprised if he has given someone soap and not brought it up to them afterward, particularly if he is angry or wants something.

This stream is something else dude, Jesus. Josh is fuckin pissed

Usually, I think he is pissed he is not the center of attention. In this case, I think he legit doesn't like Warlord. It would be interesting if he found out Warlord robbed him

I gotta say, I prefer watching him interact with other people. He doesn’t seem like such an unlikeable asshole. He actually seems almost normal and provides vastly better content than solo ramblings

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Usually, I think he is pissed he is not the center of attention. In this case, I think he legit doesn't like Warlord. It would be interesting if he found out Warlord robbed him

I just finished it and I gotta say it's an instant classic. Cobra once again proving his slow burn status

 

[Sneed_Snake]

Best stream ever. Its almost artistic.

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

Streams like the one we just had are why you watch Cobra. There are allot of dull and boring times. But man, when the good content hits, it is something to witness lol.

 

[TomBradysVagina]

Well. The moron just announced he's at the bar, and that it's karaoke night. There's zero chance anyone will figure out which bar and start blowing up their phones now. Hes incapable of learning.

Now, will he get kicked out for all the phone calls, or for rubbing his dick against any of age female in his vicinity?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

the thumbnail omg

 

[RollingRock]

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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POV: you're a passed-out underage of age female who is chained in a basement while this gentleman (who smells good btw) is screaming to you about soap.

 

[Valhalla]

“You’re probably from Wyoming if you sign a bar of tactical soap and give it to your (ex?)homie to form a truce”

 

[chimpSculpture]

He said he doesn’t live too far from cobra. Like he can walk to his place

When Floorlord stuck his hand out for Cool Taste to shake it he had to waive his hand around to find Floorlord's. His eyesight is really bad.

 

[Bogliacci]

So basically this was CobraCon 2022

 

[Duck Duck No]

jfc
I felt like I was watching a no-budget horror movie. Cobes' simmering anger at Floorlord's continual babbling was gold. The tension was high. Was hoping for fisticuffs but sadly it was not to be. Curious to know if Warlord's gonna be showing up on the reg again.

 

[DigitalSoryu]

jfc
I felt like I was watching a no-budget horror movie. Cobes' simmering anger at Floorlord's continual babbling was gold. The tension was high. Was hoping for fisticuffs but sadly it was not to be. Curious to know if Warlord's gonna be showing up on the reg again.

Felt the same way. It’s the same feeling I had watching the movie Gummo

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Curious to know if Warlord's gonna be showing up on the reg again.

Cobes doesn’t have the balls to tell him ‘fuck off’. This will simmer and hopefully blow up after some drinks.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Man he didn't want Warlord's dirty dickbeaters on him in the slightest.

 

[Bogliacci]

Cobes doesn’t have the balls to tell him ‘fuck off’. This will simmer and hopefully blow up after some drinks.

I dont think Cobes will do anything on stream to floorlord. The only reason we even have the fight is because he was in the discord call with the tard wranglers. He didn't know someone was going to leak that audio and the video. He's become very cognizant of what not to say on stream.

 

[Trapped Under Rice]

Guys, just watched the CoolLord stream. Is it possible to contract FAS as an adult? I feel noticeably more retarded.

 

[chimpSculpture]

I dont think Cobes will do anything on stream to floorlord. The only reason we even have the fight is because he was in the discord call with the tard wranglers. He didn't know someone was going to leak that audio and the video. He's become very cognizant of what not to say on stream.

Do you not think the Courtney and the rest of the wranglers didn't call him as soon as he finished that stream to start recording him?

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Do you not think the Courtney and the rest of the wranglers didn't call him as soon as he finished that stream to start recording him?

The wranglers told him to cut the stream short and that's probably why.

Usually, I think he is pissed he is not the center of attention. In this case, I think he legit doesn't like Warlord. It would be interesting if he found out Warlord robbed him

I gotta say, I prefer watching him interact with other people. He doesn’t seem like such an unlikeable asshole. He actually seems almost normal and provides vastly better content than solo ramblings

Who would enjoy being around Warlord? He never shuts up and is incredibly annoying. Thus, it makes Josh seem less annoying being around people like him.