Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[The Southwest Strangla]

Boglim Boy was probably smelling like booze and ammonia.

You forgot rancid cum and dried shit

 

[TurdFondler]

Boglim Boy was probably smelling like booze and ammonia.

I've heard meth labs smell like ammonia too. They might have mistaken him for a meth head.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I've heard meth labs smell like ammonia too. They might have mistaken him for a meth head.

He walked in with a dog collar, lighter on a leash, beard covered in ranch, dry cracked carp lips, two eyes looking in wrong directions, and hopefully pants with stencilled on Cobras splattered with cum. They assumed he was on meth at first sight

 

[Duck Duck No]

He wore the same shirt for nearly 2 weeks straight. Add in the fact it has been nearly 100 degrees (37 Celcius) this week in Casper and you have a stinking, sweating Boglim, and I regrettably know from my time in the military that you will start to smell like ammonia if don't bathe. Only people I've encountered like that were homeless...

Boglim Boy was probably smelling like booze and ammonia.

I-I-I-I 'M NOT HIDING DEAD BODIES TOOBS. THE TROLLS AT TH-TH-THE HOME DEPOT ARE WRONG.
THE AMMONIA SMELL IS FR-FR-FROM MY OWN BODY. FUCK THE TROLLS.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Cobes ability to blame the trolls for his own alcoholic fuckups is awe inspiring. Usually it takes him a day or two to rewrite history, here he is posting an apology video and hes already making up stories about trolls review bombing the store and I couldn't seem to find a single instance of that happening besides himself.

 

[TomBradysVagina]

Cobes ability to blame the trolls for his own alcoholic fuckups is awe inspiring. Usually it takes him a day or two to rewrite history, here he is posting an apology video and hes already making up stories about trolls review bombing the store and I couldn't seem to find a single instance of that happening besides himself.

Look a page or two back, someone posted screenshots. There's dozens of reviews on their page. Maybe you saw the wrong Albertons, it looks like there's two in Casper. Not that he should be blaming trolls. It's his damn fault for being such a huge celebrity and mentioning them in the first place. Anywhere he mentions get review bombed, too bad he's incapable of learning.

 

[January Cyst]

Just a piece of info, Albertson's is a chain of grocery stores and not a specific liquor store (like CY Discount Liquor, from which he is also banned iirc), it was Terry A. Davis' favorite spot to stock up on Diet Shasta and spaghetti.
It makes the scene even more bizarre, imagine walking into a grocery store at noon on a weekday full of moms and the elderly doing the weekly shopping and in comes a ranting, drunk and foul smelling boglim.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

"I was so publicly drunk I got banned from a grocery store. Fuck sickos."

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Josh has hit the 'hide your drinking' stage of being an alcoholic.

He started last long live stream constantly assuring us that he was having one beer, even though he has a six-pack in the fridge. He had a beer and then switched to a rootbeer or some shit. He ended the stream with some bullshit about not needing a drink and saving the rest for later. Flash forward to yesterday and he got himself so plastered that night he smelt bad enough it led to him being booted from a fucking supermarket in the afternoon (probably acting like a shithead too). I'm not so naive to think he's not been getting drunk off camera but this is the only time I can think of we've caught him lying to us about his drinking. Not to mention elaborate lies to convince us otherwise.

He either recognizes its a problem (I doubt it) or he doesn't want Clint to find out

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

Josh has hit the 'hide your drinking' stage of being an alcoholic.

He started last long live stream constantly assuring us that he was having one beer, even though he has a six-pack in the fridge. He had a beer and then switched to a rootbeer or some shit. He ended the stream with some bullshit about not needing a drink and saving the rest for later. Flash forward to yesterday and he got himself so plastered that night he smelt bad enough it led to him being booted from a fucking supermarket in the afternoon (probably acting like a shithead too). I'm not so naive to think he's not been getting drunk off camera but this is the only time I can think of we've caught him lying to us about his drinking. Not to mention elaborate lies to convince us otherwise.

He either recognizes its a problem (I doubt it) or he doesn't want Clint to find out

I'm sure a lot of us have been so drunk we've been escorted off premises but to most it's a funny embarrassing story. For Josh it's an obelisk that will be noted upon for ten years of rants toobz. You guys are being too hard on the boy. I'm sure he's fine. Just you watch he'll load up a livestream and he'll be sober as a preacher. He doesn't need alcohol to be normal.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Look a page or two back, someone posted screenshots. There's dozens of reviews on their page. Maybe you saw the wrong Albertons, it looks like there's two in Casper. Not that he should be blaming trolls. It's his damn fault for being such a huge celebrity and mentioning them in the first place. Anywhere he mentions get review bombed, too bad he's incapable of learning.

There are two

 

[DigitalSoryu]

Josh has hit the 'hide your drinking' stage of being an alcoholic.

He started last long live stream constantly assuring us that he was having one beer, even though he has a six-pack in the fridge. He had a beer and then switched to a rootbeer or some shit. He ended the stream with some bullshit about not needing a drink and saving the rest for later. Flash forward to yesterday and he got himself so plastered that night he smelt bad enough it led to him being booted from a fucking supermarket in the afternoon (probably acting like a shithead too). I'm not so naive to think he's not been getting drunk off camera but this is the only time I can think of we've caught him lying to us about his drinking. Not to mention elaborate lies to convince us otherwise.

He either recognizes its a problem (I doubt it) or he doesn't want Clint to find out

I said this the other day but I truly believe he’s super passionate about the july 4th family get together and he’s trying to convince Clint that he will be fine with his alcohol (when we all know that’s not the case, even Josh). Clint probably still brings up josh’s birthday incident where he got to plastered to go to dinner.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I'm sure a lot of us have been so drunk we've been escorted off premises but to most it's a funny embarrassing story. For Josh it's an obelisk that will be noted upon for ten years of rants toobz. You guys are being too hard on the boy. I'm sure he's fine. Just you watch he'll load up a livestream and he'll be sober as a preacher. He doesn't need alcohol to be normal.

Funilly enough I think getting banned from a super market for not selling him booze is a rather unique josh accomplishment I was kicked out of bar's for being drunk but newer a super market.

I said this the other day but I truly believe he’s super passionate about the july 4th family get together and he’s trying to convince Clint that he will be fine with his alcohol (when we all know that’s not the case, even Josh). Clint probably still brings up josh’s birthday incident where he got to plastered to go to dinner.

Josh does seem legit about family events like that and seems to enjoy seeing them all together, but You know, I know, Clint knows and Josh knows he'll go there get drunk and make a show of himself and that branch of the family on reflection. I can't see him going unless clint caves and lets him tag along and tries to keep josh in line.

 

[Potion_Time]

Clint knows and Josh knows he'll go there get drunk and make a show of himself and that branch of the family on reflection. I can't see him going unless clint caves and lets him tag along and tries to keep josh in line.

Uh, first of all trole, he got together with his family back at Thanksgiving and they all complimented this 31 year old man on his table manners!

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Funilly enough I think getting banned from a super market for not selling him booze is a rather unique josh accomplishment I was kicked out of bar's for being drunk but newer a super market.



Josh does seem legit about family events like that and seems to enjoy seeing them all together, buy you know, I know, Clint knows and Josh knows he'll go there get drunk and make a show of himself and that branch of the family on reflection. I can't see him going unless clint caves and lets him tag along and tries to keep josh in line.

I agree with the family thing. There have been times where Clint invited him to different family events and the boglin declined and just stayed home to drink. He only really cares about them if the event is about him (i.e. his birthday party)

 

[Orkeosaurus]

So what, do they sell hard liquor at grocery stores in Wyoming? He kept calling this place a liquor store but it's clearly a grocery store. When I think of liquor I think of anything above 20% abv not beer. Either way getting 86ed by a goddamn grocery store is a rock bottom story, for Josh it's just Thursday.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Either way getting 86ed by a goddamn grocery store is a rock bottom story, for Josh it's just Thursday.

It takes talent to get banned from every store in your town

 

[Bixby Snyder]

So what, do they sell hard liquor at grocery stores in Wyoming? He kept calling this place a liquor store but it's clearly a grocery store. When I think of liquor I think of anything above 20% abv not beer. Either way getting 86ed by a goddamn grocery store is a rock bottom story, for Josh it's just Thursday.

Different states sell hard liquor differently. Some have dedicated stores (package stores, liquor stores, state run stores) that are usually stand alone and pretty much only sell alcohol, specifically liquor.

I looked up Wyoming law and you can sell the good shit at grocery stores.

Albertson is mainly a grocery store with liquor section. Like one side is old ladies squeezing fruit and buying kitty litter. Cobes shuffled up to the liquor store section.

So I think technically he did get kicked out of a supermarket.

 

[TurdFondler]

I think a part of this saga is Albertson's wanting to cultivate a certain kind of clientele. If you went in there clean shaven, with nice jeans and a polo they wouldn't bat an eye selling to you, even if your breath smelled like whiskey. They purposely deny meth heads and boglims so they'll go bother someplace else. Weirdos drive off the old people and cause trouble, like how Warlord got into a fight over nothing. They don't want that kind of thing happening in the parking lot.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Albertson’s is responding to the reviews. This def can’t be good for Josh. Probably a few responses at the Google page too