Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[The Southwest Strangla]

I'm not digging into it to verify, but I think the electric wok made an appearance after the Incident. I think there was a clintervention.

Most likely. I’m surprised he didn’t get shit from the landlord over the fire. That in itself could have kicked him out

 

[Clint's Burden]

There was in fact a potato incident where we learned oil cannot be heated indefinitely.

Oh yeah the fucking french fries. lol Jesus christ, forgive me than. Completely forgot about.

I would not even be remotely surprised if Clint was like "No more oil bud." I don't know how you can almost set your house on fire and your plan to deal with that is to yell "Stop" at the fire.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Oh yeah the fucking french fries. lol Jesus christ, forgive me than. Completely forgot about.

I would not even be remotely surprised if Clint was like "No more oil bud." I don't know how you can almost set your house on fire and your plan to deal with that is to yell "Stop" at the fire.

I could see him throwing water on a grease fire too.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Oh yeah the fucking french fries. lol Jesus christ, forgive me than. Completely forgot about.

I would not even be remotely surprised if Clint was like "No more oil bud." I don't know how you can almost set your house on fire and your plan to deal with that is to yell "Stop" at the fire.

The fire has to stop when the gothic dark lord tells it to stop.

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

There was in fact a potato incident where we learned oil cannot be heated indefinitely.

That's the one...the entire scene always reminds me of Masaokis.

 

[TurdFondler]

That's the one...the entire scene always reminds me of Masaokis.

I think it was either Omelet for Obama or Baba ala Sambuca where Masaokis throws a burning pot into the snow. Cobes has a michelin star in comparison.

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

I think it was either Omelet for Obama or Baba ala Sambuca where Masaokis throws a burning pot into the snow. Cobes has a michelin star in comparison.

It was Omelet for Obama, I remember that one well.

Cobes has not yet to my knowledge tried to cook "sausages" (hot dogs) on the stove burners.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Have we ever seen him try eating soup? That’s gotta be a sight

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Have we ever seen him try eating soup? That’s gotta be a sight

I’m sure he tries to eat it with a fork lol

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

The festering leg is looking mighty swole. Even in low quality to you can tell.

(Thanks Boglim Chronicles)

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

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The festering leg is looking mighty swole. Even in low quality to you can tell.

(Thanks Boglim Chronicles)

definitely a grandma leg

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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The festering leg is looking mighty swole. Even in low quality to you can tell.

(Thanks Boglim Chronicles)

could be edema from his chronic alcoholism

 

[SnusBurns]

I'm not digging into it to verify, but I think the electric wok made an appearance after the Incident. I think there was a clintervention.

It came about when he moved and showed up in his first cooking video in his new place.

 

[thus smoked zarathustra]

There was in fact a potato incident where we learned oil cannot be heated indefinitely.

this was the first cobes media i ever saw and it's genuine entertainment. he is alive. imagine if someone showed you this today and told you to check out one of his live streams where he sits on his ass and slops liquor into his mouth.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Not even five mins in and already demanding money for his cash apps

 

[Clint's Burden]

this was the first cobes media i ever saw and it's genuine entertainment. he is alive. imagine if someone showed you this today and told you to check out one of his live streams where he sits on his ass and slops liquor into his mouth.

I used to happily share it with my friends once in a blue moon. Most didn't get it, which is understandable because they don't have some kind of mental disability, but these days I barely watch anything he makes and I don't care to even share it. Not worth it. There's nothing remotely entertaining about hearing a drunk retarded man try to be Steven Crowder.

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

I tune in and see Cobra Covers the Great American Songbook...

 

[Bixby Snyder]

His streams are starting to feel formulaic because he now treats them like work.

Josh finds some shit video to 'respond too'. He mentions how he would like a drink/food but it's not begging -- just a donation. Does his standard bullshit of listening for a second, ramble for twenty minutes, beg again, and then either drink till booze is gone or food arrives and finishes it. End stream.

I don't go onto his discord but I imagine it's a giant hugbox with Porkney and paypigs, while Youtube is his mainstream e-begging venue.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

fuck ted bundy, dood

 

[crying and shidding]

fuck ted bundy, dood

never heard of him, but if he sends just a dollar or two or more to my cash app or paypal I'll give him a shoutout on my youtube channel. you don't have to and i'm not begging it's like a business transaction like cameo dood and i'd really appreciate it if you did