Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[The Southwest Strangla]

The sad thing is that he'll more than likely get the money.

Courtney to the rescue.

 

[Bogliacci]

Welp we're entering the stage where hes just trying to cash in on what he used to do naturally, and its going to suck

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Welp we're entering the stage where hes just trying to cash in on what he used to do naturally, and its going to suck

the sad part is he knows people are going to buy it anyway, so he's going to do this for a shit long time.

 

[Bogliacci]

the sad part is he knows people are going to buy it anyway, so he's going to do this for a shit long time.

He also wont go full shoenice I'll bet

 

[JackieOnassis]

 

[Thirteenfifty]

Welp we're entering the stage where hes just trying to cash in on what he used to do naturally, and its going to suck

Really makes me think the discord groomers are increasingly acting like his agent and telling him what to do

 

[Bogliacci]

Really makes me think the discord groomers are increasingly acting like his agent and telling him what to do

Yeah, for sure. "Hey people love x you should do x for money!"
"yah uh so ill dye my hair for 500 or less...." Regard cant even ebeg right lmfao

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

We need to get jorsp to open a consulting firm, he can help dudes like Jim Sterling figure out how to gain subscribers and be youtube famous instead of being failing faggots

Saunders and Shon - Pubic Relations consultants LLC

Marching into boardrooms full Bog Wizzard apparel all tactical stank fresh, doling out his special unique advace to boardrooms during there most critical times.

What does any of this have to do with Cobes? He is a retard that was tricked into giving a shout-out to Rommel. Not exactly a big fucking deal.

I feel like every few pages lately we gotta remind someone that Cobes is the retard of interest in this thread — not them.

It's amazing isn't it, Josh a self loathing, self destructive, and defective mental midget can cause such ire in people to make them sound just as exceptional as Josh mid flow after 6 pints of his mist when he's feeling unusually frisky.

He's dumb, drunk and high and says dumb shit, just sit back and relax and watch the show - if you're getting ass blasted by his existance close your laptop or turn off your phone or tablet and walk away for a while and calm down.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

someone already gave him 50 bucks for the dye video

 

[Bogliacci]

someone already gave him 50 bucks for the dye video

Think he'll add it all up or demand one big dono for the hair dye vid

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Think he'll add it all up or demand one big dono for the hair dye vid

so far, it seems like it doesn't have to be one giant dono, but he may change his boglin mind

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

Imagine if cobies discovers Andrew Tate. If he falls for fucking tactical soap he’d take the bait for Tate’s particular grift hook line a sinker. Wouldn’t even touch his lips he’d just suck the lure down into his gullet. No catch and release for that badboy. We’re talking about a guy so fucking retarded he wants to get his drivers license, not to drive a car, but so he can “work on a project car” because it’s “manly”

 

[Bogliacci]

Imagine if cobies discovers Andrew Tate. If he falls for fucking tactical soap he’d take the bait for Tate’s particular grift hook line a sinker. Wouldn’t even touch his lips he’d just suck the lure down into his gullet. No catch and release for that badboy. We’re talking about a guy so fucking retarded he wants to get his drivers license, not to drive a car, but so he can “work on a project car” because it’s “manly”

I dont know, that feels like a line he wouldnt cross. Tate is a far more open about disregarding women compared to T Popp and its his only schtick, while t popp covers just about everything he can put a spin on. Cobes has never shown interest in the PUA manosphere stuff aside from his own gendur relayshuns ramblings.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

He also wont go full shoenice I'll bet

Man, part of me wants to be a shithead and hope he tries chugging bottles of Everclear. The human part thinks how fucking sad is this going to start becoming

Dying his hair is just the start

 

[Baby Cakes]

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That lady's head should have been replaced with a faceless sex doll's head.

 

[Bogliacci]

Man, part of me wants to be a shithead and hope he tries chugging bottles of Everclear. The human part thinks how fucking sad is this going to start becoming

Dying his hair is just the start

He can't chug alcohol even if he wants to lmao there'd be no way. His chug is slowly drinking like a normal person and not a boglim.

 

[crying and shidding]

He can't chug alcohol even if he wants to lmao there'd be no way. His chug is slowly drinking like a normal person and not a boglim.

he can't chug anything to save his life. here it takes him 35 seconds to 'chug' a 12oz bottle of soda.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I said earlier in this thread that introducing money into the ecosystem of Cobra was a massive mistake. Same thing happened with Chris Chan years ago and that led to years of painfully boring e-begging garbage content. When you turn something that needs to be spontaneous and off the cuff into transactional, scripted thing it loses it's magic. The hair dye video is so perfect because it was created with zero self awareness or preplanning. It was just Josh vlogging in a webcam. Trying to recapture that gold is impossible.

 

[Thirteenfifty]

Man, part of me wants to be a shithead and hope he tries chugging bottles of Everclear. The human part thinks how fucking sad is this going to start becoming

Dying his hair is just the start

there's no way he could pull that off. Shoenice basically has no tastebuds and an iron stomach, meanwhile josh is leaking and on the verge of puking after one shot of hard liquor

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

there's no way he could pull that off. Shoenice basically has no tastebuds and an iron stomach, meanwhile josh is leaking and on the verge of puking after one shot of hard liquor

You get a nice clear shot of his dank teeth.