Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[RollingRock]

There may also be issues with getting him on a plane. Imagine bathing in the miasma of a gothic bad boy for 10 hours in coach. I can't imagine he would be allowed to stay on the plane long enough to take off.

I'm imagining the 31st birthday disaster stream but instead of sleeping it off he's being dragged stumbling drunk through an airport while his pants fall off

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I'm imagining the 31st birthday disaster stream but instead of sleeping it off he's being dragged stumbling drunk through an airport while his pants fall off

They would cut him off well before he’s a problem. I mean, he looks like he would be a problem. There are also not many ragmen in airports, let alone actually riding on planes.

Maybe they could put him in the cargo hold with the animals?

 

[Potion_Time]

Maybe they could put him in the cargo hold with the animals?

You know we got to the airport, youtube, and they said the pheremones from my tactical soap were too strong and that I had to ride in a kennel in the cargo hold, doodt. And I'm like this is bullshit, doodt but my dad said "that's just how celebrity rockstar bad boys are shipped, bud" put a 6 pack of bud light in the kennel and said I could drink it all on the flight so it is what it is toobz.

 

[Bogliacci]

Clints probably just figuring out a proper flight kit for Josh so his little toddler man is occupied during the entire flight. Maybe get him some benzos to get him to sleep. Heck, with that massive settlement Clint got from the accident, he should spring for business. Flying over the atlantic fucking sucks, cant imagine how much worse when you're starting in Casper Wyoming.

 

[daBonehead]

Imagine Cobra going through airport security. "Ok sir please remove your cowboy hat, glasses, army jacket, over coat, boots, dog collar, chain necklace, bandanna, cowbell, lighter necklace, rings, wand, and belt so you can pass through the metal detector."

 

[RollingRock]

Cobes keeps mentioning he's trying to raise $200 and Warlord and Homefelon Ian show up

 

[UncommonParlence]

Isn't his shotgun broken again, anyway?



Never-ending butcherings of vocal and guitar covers will be glorious. Has he ever mentioned liking Black Sabbath?

Cobes has never heard of Black Sabbath. I think it should stay this way to spare us the vocal covers.

 

[Chernabog3000]

Black Hair

"Somebody dyed their hair Black."

Gnarly.

 

[DigitalSoryu]

Nothing like dying your hair at 4am.

Spoiler: Archive

 

[mars]

He looks like he just discovered fire.

 

[charlesdickens]

He needs to perform his hit single "Hit It Like a Caveman" with this look.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Fucking cave boglim

He looks like he just discovered fire.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

They would cut him off well before he’s a problem. I mean, he looks like he would be a problem. There are also not many ragmen in airports, let alone actually riding on planes.

I don't know about the US but in the UK especially in the last 4/5 years they have gotten REALLY hot over being drunk at the airport and will not even let you board a flight in a lot of cases if your visibly drunk they have had some issues on flights causing the aircraft to perform a emergency landing to get the drunk idiot escorted off the aircraft.

There was also drunken fights at some airports mostly when there where people flying to football matches an getting tanked on the way and meeting fans or alike from other teams and idiots taking a fucking game to seriously an causing a punch up.

They are fine with you having a glass of Beer before a flight, glass of wine while waiting for a connection etc but they don't want you getting fucked before a flight an causing problems before or after a flight an Josh screams "problem" even before he's had a drink so they airport bars wouldnt serve him much if at all, and they wont let him on the aircraft if he's visibly drunk so even if he got fucked in the hotel before going the airport he'll be denied.

I'd be more worried about him trying to smoke on a plane tbh if he did get on, because when he's told he can't smoke on a plane he will go fucking spastic over it an cause a disturbance.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I didn’t think it possible for him to look worse…

He must get blackout throughout his day and randomly wake up at all hours. Man, what a fucking trainwreck.

I do think nicotine would be another issue. Specifically, him acting like a shithead when told he can’t smoke. I don’t wanna imagine him eye fucking all the women in the airport either. On top of that, him not blowing ropes for the duration of the flight would probably lead to some personal record.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Everyone is talking about the drunk angle with Josh at an airport, but we need to talk about the nicotine angle with Josh at an airport. As a frequent traveler who does not smoke I see the options for people to smoke at airports have pretty much dwindled. So yeah the ideal situation would be buying Josh a new set of clothes with no accessories, pants that need no belt slip on and off shoes etc and a low-key baseball hat and then just knock them out on the plane. His stomach alone probably wouldn't survive the flight unless he was fed normal food for 2 to 3 days beforehand but 10 hours without puffing any kind of tobacco he would probably ball up and die

 

[Baby Cakes]

Everyone is talking about the drunk angle with Josh at an airport, but we need to talk about the nicotine angle with Josh at an airport. As a frequent traveler who does not smoke I see the options for people to smoke at airports have pretty much dwindled. So yeah the ideal situation would be buying Josh a new set of clothes with no accessories, pants that need no belt slip on and off shoes etc and a low-key baseball hat and then just knock them out on the plane. His stomach alone probably wouldn't survive the flight unless he was fed normal food for 2 to 3 days beforehand but 10 hours without puffing any kind of tobacco he would probably ball up and die

Cobes on normal food is a hilarious scenario to me. You see him force himself to eat that celery?

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Black Hair

"Somebody dyed their hair Black."

Gnarly.

The cheery reconstructed face of Krijn, a male Neanderthal called Krijn who lived and died up to 70,000 years ago.


That was the first thing that came to mind when I saw that picture.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

Ug go boom boom, wet like river, trole big mad

 

[popnloch ness monster]

Black Hair

"Somebody dyed their hair Black."

Gnarly.

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