Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[SupToobs]

You’re a tranny faggot go fuck off back to Reddit

Edit: I forgot to tell you that you’re a nigger and the Holocaust didn’t happen (even though it should have), go cry to Reddit about that

Gonna cashapp cobes to ouija board a cobra demon to haunt ur dumb ass, trole

You can get blocked, it is what it is.

 

[Bogliacci]

Siezure's Cobra call in show startin!!!

 

[GeorgeApley]

Gonna cashapp cobes to ouija board a cobra demon to haunt ur dumb ass, trole

You can get blocked, it is what it is.

Because of dipshit Reddit fags like you we won’t be able to enjoy Josh anymore because you couldn’t handle a retarded alcoholic say “tranny” and “faggot”, you killed the golden goose not to get the eggs, but because the goose slandered mentally I’ll subhumans who cut off their cock and put on a skirt and demand to be called a woman and slandered sodomites/group that reproduces via child molestation.

 

[SupToobs]

You are actually clinically restarted

Josh is his own worst enemy and no amount of redditors can change his trajectory in any appreciable way

 

[charlesdickens]

Hope Liquid Cool Taste calls in

 

[Sicko Hunter]

He isn't getting away with anything. This isn't about some kind of internet vigilante justice or saving Ellen or anything stupid like that. This is the internet equivalent of a mean fat kid pulling the legs off a spider for fun. Rate me MATI, I don't care. I hate these people.

I really hate the "We must bring this monster to justice!" angle because it's literally just internet freaks making themselves feel better about harassing a mentally degrading autistic man. You think any of these redditors really give a fuck about Ellen? No. They pretend to care because it makes them feel morally sound with attacking a retarded guy who is drinking himself to death alone in his apartment. They have to paint Cobes as a pedo and stalker because it justifies their behavior. It's classic Alogging.

 

[Madame Souza]

It might just be that hes now announcing every time he drinks on camera that he's actually cutting back on his drinking. At this point pointing out the hypocrisy has gotten old, just make an hour long compilation of him making excuses while pouring a drink.

Which is in a very similar vein to the kinds of people who are always late without fail to everything but still always make a big ruckus upon their arrival with a flurry of apologies and excuses and such
It’s like, dude, just.. just say nothing

But Cobes can’t just say nothing, so here we are!

 

[GeorgeApley]

You are actually clinically restarted

Josh is his own worst enemy and no amount of redditors can change his trajectory in any appreciable way

First off, I’m clinically regarded.

Second, not a single Kiwi worth their salt would even dare make a comment like “well maybe he shouldn’t have said those BAD BAD words”, like how fucking dare you

I regret deleting my post calling you a tranny faggot along with some other choice words I know cut deep into the heart of fucking thin skinned bitches like you (I thought it was too MATI and récentes it, not wanting to turn the thread into a shit slinging pavilion).

I’ll give you one thing, Josh was always on a trajectory towards YouTube oblivion, what makes me MATI is you Reddit and Tik Tok faggots hastening his demise, not to mention how absolutely fucking lame of a death it was.

I was at least hoping for the group home saga or Clint putting his homosexual biker boots down and taking away his internet privileges

 

[Goblin9]

These fucking people man.

They push him and push him, literally go slide shit under his door to harass him and make his retarded brain think he's being gangstalked (and honestly, he kind of is at this point.) He lashes out and they ban his channel so nobody can watch him. Then they go after his second channel too, bragging about reporting him for ban evasion on their gay little subreddits.

Yeah maybe he got off easy with a lot of the shit he's said on youtube in the past, so what? Youtube is fucking gay anyway, who cares about its idiotic rules. No excuse to go after his second channel.

This is so obviously not about just enjoying the content and laughing at Cobra's antics. These little weirdos have an ego about fucking with cobra, it gets them off. They feel powerful for managing to mute the internet presence of a mentally ill alcoholic.

Pathetic. Far, FAR more pathetic than Jord himself.

Wasn't planning to post in this thread because Cobes isn't very interesting to talk about but the problem isn't Cobes exclusive.

Danny brown is a dumb nigger with a bunch of try hard faggots following him. He's brought attention to Cobes and Cyrax and both are being fucked with IRL by try hard zoomers. They don't understand trolling and how you have to balance content with fun and they're desperate to lash out at the cows as an act of justice (social justice probably). Cobes is being posted by nigger channels on tiktok full of wannabe gangsters and regards wanting to go after him for sport. They set up gay little discords exchanging porn and pretending they're not lonely because they've never met their father and plan the gayest of gay ops. There's nothing you can do to prevent them shitting the place up except calling Danny Brown out for being a dumb nigger for bringing attention to Cobes and wait for them to target someone else. Cobes should be able to set up an alternative streaming platform or he can join panels for now. I would be more concerned with IRL with these fuckheads telling everyone Cobes is a pedo.

I think the regarded girl in the woods story made it open season on Cobes in the mind of the zoomers. Three regards go into the woods doing dumb regard shit and Cobe gets to see some tits so now he's Harold Shipman and he needs to be removed from the internet. It's stupid and a complete misunderstanding of Cobes, saying he's a predator because dumb regarded teenagers do dumb regarded shit if they're not supervised is a total lack of life experience on top of being filled with social media witch huge stupidity. The 7 hour stream was probably their first or near first experience of Cobes and without context they see a sex pest they can go after like the twitter mob they are.

 

[Bogliacci]

Hope Liquid Cool Taste calls in

Agent Gay Porn saved the day by telling Seizure to fix the number lmfao

 

[SupToobs]

@GeorgeApley

It was never meant to be, cobro

None of cobes sagas ever amounted to much, save for maybe him decking warmload. It's pointless to get mad at the current cobes ecosystem of zoomer glass tappers, at least this is more interesting than the porkney era.

The clintervention will NEVER happen if it didn't happen at xmas. Cobes is gonna go offline after clint dies and stops paying his bills

 

[GeorgeApley]

@SupToobs

Like anything with life one’s expectations that a timeline will have an expected/hoped for outcome always end up falling short and this possible end to the Cobra that I and many others have enjoyed is just… it’s just lame

My apologies for being MATI, because at the end of the day you were right, on YouTube you can’t say tranny/faggot and with his new audience of zoomers crossing that line puts a big X on your back that you can’t shake off.

It sucks, it’s fucking lame as hell, but it’s the reality of the Internet these days, and it sure as hell isn’t your fault nor wrong of you to have plainly pointed out.

It’s just the gloating on Reddit and YouTube by the lamest people in history that is aggravating, like ok, you guys “won”, you “beat” the retarded alcoholic schizo who is realistically going to lose all of his teeth along with his hair… now what? What is their next crusade they will undertake to gain the updoots and asspats they thirst for?

Let’s just hope he can work Cobra’s Magick and keep our milk deliveries coming in.

 

[mars]

This was destined to go this way after Cobes started being noticed on Tik Tok and Instagram. Cobes could avoid the gaze of the Youtube censors when he was small but he's just too fucking stupid to abide by any sort of new internet hall monitor rules and with enough Redditors and zoomers around to make their reports count then he's always going to be on his back foot. Frankly it's funny seeing him get so mad about it but I do hope he finds a niche where he's safe to be his retarded self.

 

[SupToobs]

The moment he managed to get views and clout chasers it was over. Porkney was the writing on the wall, and the Cobra Stoppers/double agents are just Trollin Train 2.0

Just sit back and watch the train wreck, doodts, we've crossed the rubicon and these orbiters are just as regarded as the Bog himself

 

[Goblin9]

@SupToobs

Like anything with life one’s expectations that a timeline will have an expected/hoped for outcome always end up falling short and this possible end to the Cobra that I and many others have enjoyed is just… it’s just lame

My apologies for being MATI, because at the end of the day you were right, on YouTube you can’t say tranny/faggot and with his new audience of zoomers crossing that line puts a big X on your back that you can’t shake off.

It sucks, it’s fucking lame as hell, but it’s the reality of the Internet these days, and it sure as hell isn’t your fault nor wrong of you to have plainly pointed out.

It’s just the gloating on Reddit and YouTube by the lamest people in history that is aggravating, like ok, you guys “won”, you “beat” the retarded alcoholic schizo who is realistically going to lose all of his teeth along with his hair… now what? What is their next crusade they will undertake to gain the updoots and asspats they thirst for?

Let’s just hope he can work Cobra’s Magick and keep our milk deliveries coming in.

Can you calm down and stop being so dramatic? Cyrax shouts nigger boy and jerks off on people's streams daily and he still has channels up. Cobes doesn't need THIS channel, he just needs a channel. He will make a new one or end up on another platform like facebook live. It's not a big deal and if he loses the youtube for a while maybe he can sober up a bit without reddit sending him vodka challenges.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Lol remember when he said he adds sugar to his drinks to make them stronger. Lol

Negative but I remember him saying equally dumb shit like packing his bottle like a pack of cigarettes makes the booze stronger as well as holding the booze in his mouth for an extended period of time.

Has nothing to do with the fact that we can physically tell he doesn't like the taste of booze, nooooo, it's because he's getting himself drunker.

You've gotta remember, this is an alcoholic that absolutely hates the taste of booze. He buys these goofball liqours and makes drink combos to cover the taste of booze so he can actually drink it.

I know, I just find it insane he hasn't acquired a fucking taste for alcohol yet. Lmao


Sorry for double post gais

 

[Mnutu]

I would much rather discuss how badly Clint fucked up or how much of good boy/devil child Cobra really is for the ten thousandth time, than ever hear anything about Courtney or Cyraxx or any of the other orbiters. None of those fuckers are entertaining or interesting.

 

[SupToobs]

I would much rather discuss how badly Clint fucked up or how much of good boy/devil child Cobra really is for the ten thousandth time, than ever hear anything about Courtney or Cyraxx or any of the other orbiters. None of those fuckers are entertaining or interesting.

That's my point exactly, the thing of it is that

The thing of it is that courtney has been pulling the strings and even tho she's terminally boring and completely unfunny, she is part of the cobraverse. The only good thing about his new fans is that she doesn't seem to have a monopoly over him anymore

 

[BoglimArchives]

Not a single Kiwi worth their salt would even dare make a comment like “well maybe he shouldn’t have said those BAD BAD words”, like how fucking dare you

That subreddit and the people who come from it have a very serious problem with understanding where exactly they are and what position they sit from.

You have a problem with Josh screaming "Tranny" and "Faggot"? Why don't you start at "I'm a fucking asshole who makes fun of a mentally handicapped alcoholic." Okay? You're not a progressive hero, you're a fucking asshole just everyone else. You're not standing on an ivory tower, you're in the pit. With us, the people you hate and screech about all day. You wanna do something about that, far be it from me to stop you, but don't fuckin' screech about troony rights to me when you laugh at a mentally retarded man having an emotional meltdown.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Things don't end well for the faggot tranny fuckheads on Reddit. Boards constantly shutting down. They come here and show their asses and end up dox'd and shitting their pants. So goes the circle of the self-unaware