Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[charlesdickens]

I was arguing earlier in favour of him doing some low-level shit but to be fair, I kinda forget about him going into work after the first hair dye video

No going back now. He makes more money selling wands/shirts and donations than he could with any job.

Apparently he's been asking for money from people that aren't outright trolling him texting him. Similar to Jason Genova, the iron extortionist.

 

[Buckaroo]

Any one here ever been brave enough to try a Cobe's food hack? Drink or food. Would it be worth trying to make some of his garbage and putting reviews in the thread? Like a Cobe's lets play.

I think it would be pretty interesting to see what a somewhat functional human being has to say about his slop, but I'd be worried about how he cooks some of it. The multi layer abominations have to be full of raw ingredients.

 

[Goblin9]

I think it would be pretty interesting to see what a somewhat functional human being has to say about his slop, but I'd be worried about how he cooks some of it. The multi layer abominations have to be full of raw ingredients.

You would obviously cook everything not leave it raw like cobes does. Scale the meatballs down so they aren't raw while the bacon burns is only common sense. We can have a wiki with food hack ratings and how to fix them to impress your of age consenting non-family girlfriend's parents.

 

[Buckaroo]

You would obviously cook everything not leave it raw like cobes does. Scale the meatballs down so they aren't raw while the bacon burns is only common sense. We can have a wiki with food hack ratings and how to fix them to impress your of age consenting non-family girlfriend's parents.

Oh I was assuming you meant as Cobes intended them to be eaten. Yeah, fixing them could be interesting to see.

 

[Cunning Lettuce]

Any one here ever been brave enough to try a Cobe's food hack? Drink or food. Would it be worth trying to make some of his garbage and putting reviews in the thread? Like a Cobe's lets play.

Being a degenerate in my spare time, I think I could handle most of his drink combos (including the curdling ones).
The 99 proof bananas and monster energy would be delicious, the only good thing he's ever made

 

[stink rink]

Decided to archive his stream from last night because it depressed me.

He's gone complete drunken limp noodle. There is 0 energy in this stream aside from his poor volume control. I'm just praying he swings his alcohol to energy drink ratio the other way around and brings himself to life a bit. Casperfags should introduce him to some of that dirt-cheap flyover speed so maybe he'd go out with a bang instead of the whimper he's on the course towards. Who knows? Might motivate him to get a job.

 

[Goblin9]

Is there a way to get a moderator to just delete this sissy fight that has lasted for days now?

Why is it so popular to wish harm on Cobes? Are these fags the ones supplying him with his addiction?

Decided to archive his stream from last night because it depressed me.

He's gone complete drunken limp noodle. There is 0 energy in this stream aside from his poor volume control. I'm just praying he swings his alcohol to energy drink ratio the other way around and brings himself to life a bit. Casperfags should introduce him to some of that dirt-cheap flyover speed so maybe he'd go out with a bang instead of the whimper he's on the course towards. Who knows? Might motivate him to get a job.

Motivation for him to go outside and not to Walt's house would be a great improvement. Anything to leave the chair and music covers.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Casperfags should introduce him to some of that dirt-cheap flyover speed so maybe he'd go out with a bang instead of the whimper he's on the course towards. Who knows? Might motivate him to get a job.

Normally I say 'Meth, not even once,' but in this case, what real harm could it do? What has the boglim got left to lose?

It would be just perfect if meth were what got this idiot to turn his life around right.

 

[HiveDull]

What do you think Cobe's thought process is when getting groceries? Is it just "hey, this would make a dank food hack?"

Since he goes food shopping with Papa Clunt, I would think that his dad would try and add some things to the cart that'll feed him for a bit longer without having to restock.
Cobra doesn't actually cook anything, but I really wonder what his shopping trips must look like.
Does he go straight for the liquor aisle or does he head for the premade sandwich area?
Is there an internal back-and-forth on whether to get Lays or Doritos?
Does Papa Clunt just watch his son and think that, "Man, my son is the gothic bad-boy of Casper. He's living his best life." whilst Cobra is putting in packs of bacon into the cart?

I'm just here for speculation and a fun time, toobz.

 

[stink rink]

Decided to archive his stream from last night because it depressed me.

Hopefully reupped now. Otherwise fuck it. I've got it on Mega if anyone from the future gives a fuck. Thanks toobz.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Decided to archive his stream from last night because it depressed me.

He's gone complete drunken limp noodle. There is 0 energy in this stream aside from his poor volume control. I'm just praying he swings his alcohol to energy drink ratio the other way around and brings himself to life a bit. Casperfags should introduce him to some of that dirt-cheap flyover speed so maybe he'd go out with a bang instead of the whimper he's on the course towards. Who knows? Might motivate him to get a job.

How does this depress you? This is exactly how he is when he's not getting sloshed. This is exactly how a person becomes when they burn themselves out, did you not expect this?

Your entire post history is being angry at a drunk autistic man for saying nigger when he was a teenager. If you could read the room instead of being autistic you would see the majority of the thread isn't hostile to my boy Cobes. We hope faggots like you will neck yourself and stop fucking with him so he can get home boys again and we can get some fresh Cobes content like the old days. But nigger loving queer BOYS like you have such a hate boner for him you can't contain your rage over him seeing some tard titties and laughing at a miscarriage, which is and always will be fucking hilarious.

Now fuck off and lets get the thread back on track.

Any one here ever been brave enough to try a Cobe's food hack? Drink or food. Would it be worth trying to make some of his garbage and putting reviews in the thread? Like a Cobe's lets play.

@SeizerRobot5000 has an entire video dedicated to drink combos. CEOofChairbugs does a lot of food hacks.

 

[D_Tractor]

Cheyenne Jasmine is back

 

[Null]

Off-topic debate with faggot moved.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/debate...rally-justifiable-for-whatever-reason.154309/

 

[popnloch ness monster]

so Sam Hyde's henchman, Jet Neptune, has been supposedly trying to call Cobes and get him on the line to pitch the king the idea of being one of the participants of their reality entertainment show "Fishtank", but the man's not picking up, and that's assuming he has the right number

 

[Devious Dave]

This showed up in my recommended today I thought it was pretty wholesome

GOTHIC OF AGE GIRLFRIEND

Circle of protection for my new laptop, don't want this one to light on fire, too.

youtu.be

 

[Devious Dave]

so Sam Hyde's henchman, Jet Neptune, has been supposedly trying to call Cobes and get him on the line to pitch the king the idea of being one of the participants of their reality entertainment show "Fishtank", but the man's not picking up, and that's assuming he has the right number

Sigma cobra ignores beta Sam Hyde orbiters

 

[Cunning Lettuce]

so Sam Hyde's henchman, Jet Neptune, has been supposedly trying to call Cobes and get him on the line to pitch the king the idea of being one of the participants of their reality entertainment show "Fishtank", but the man's not picking up, and that's assuming he has the right number

Based Cobra doesn't give a shit

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

@SeizureRobot5000 has an entire video dedicated to drink combos. CEOofChairbugs does a lot of food hacks.

Here's a food hack/recipe video from the Should I Series. He has a couple more but stopped uploading a while ago.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I think even if Cobes had a legit opportunity for fame, he would just ignore it and continue drinking. Too much effort for the little boglim

 

[Goblin9]

I think even if Cobes had a legit opportunity for fame, he would just ignore it and continue drinking. Too much effort for the little boglim

Getting involved with Sam isn't the way to build fame. He's basically a failed comedian with a history of throwing others under the bus. What could Cobes get out of the situation that doesn't involve Sam acting like a retard making Cobes look bad? Sam's brand of humour is totally alien to Cobes and there's no way he can keep up with it even if he could understand it.

Cobes should say he wants $10,000 to appear with Sam and see if the paypigs will money up the cash on both sides to make it happen. It's the only way Cobes could come out positive in the situation but Cobes with cash could be a drowned Cobes so maybe not?