Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Fortyone said:
It's a real shame he doesn't go out shooting with darf anymore, the fact he can miss a stationary target 10 feet away with a shogun is impressive
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Yea I can't tell if that's his bog eye at play or general ineptitude.

Maverick Vile said:
Holy shit, that takes me back to high school where our loser friend (who reminds me way too much of Cobra) would be constantly buying barely-serviceable mall-ninja shit from Bud-K. It'd have cool skulls engraved or sculpted to the handles or the blade would be shaped to look like a talon but the pins and screws were always such shit that nothing stayed in one piece for more than six months.
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The UK's version of Bud-K was called Battle Orders and was exactly the same some dick who used to hang around the edges of my friend group did the same, every other week he had a "OMG SO COOL" knife /sword / other that fell apart the second you looked at it an struggled to cut butter, he took it out with him one day dropped it and the thing shattered into pieces and the handle was stuffed with waded up Chinese news paper.
 
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I had a thought today about something I don't think I've ever seen or mentioned about our dark lord and savior. He's really into the mid 00's but he's never mentioned GI Joe, in specific Cobra commander. The baroness also fits in with the "goth girl" style that he loves. Just think Cobra commander screaming DESTROOOOO!!! is virtually the same as the boglim's GODDAMNIT!!!! Its always an over reaction to their own misstep or poorly conceived scheme. He tends to watch alot of basic bitch shit and the old GI Joe is streaming 24/7 on youtube.
Now that would be a saga, him emulating the commander, the lore even has Serpentor who is basically an animated version of Cobratin (Cobies own god). Also interesting is that for all of the gay shit that paypigs send, never once have we seen any of them send him some cool cobra shit.
I am loving the rubber snake arc, far better than his weird dummy, he uses to talk outside of his gothic badboy saga.
 
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Potion_Time said:
He'll take him out to dinner like usual. Clint always forgives his baby boglim his trespasses. The real question is how trashed Jorsh gets prior. He'll get wasted just to prove to Clunt that he can't change him.
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I think Josh is genuinely going to make an effort to not be trashed (or as trashed) for whatever supper they have and he's going to attempt to keep that off YouTube. He learns sometimes, these days it's contingent on how much of a retard he looked doing it last time. I don't exactly count on it, but it happens sometimes. He's not passing out on stream anymore for that reason.

Paul Racine said:
Also interesting is that for all of the gay shit that paypigs send, never once have we seen any of them send him some cool cobra shit.
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He gets cool cobra shit often. He says "Aww dood, sick" and then it goes into The Shithole, his closet. It goes right in there with all the microphones and anal buttplugs and hats he gets sent regularly that he doesn't give a fuck about.

It has to be:
Something to do with Satan.
Green and black, but just black or just green works.
Something to do with Ozzy or Cradle of Filth.
Something to do with snakes, preferably cobras.
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You follow those simple rules or tag 2/4 of those requirements and I can guarantee, any retarded shit you send him will avoid The Shithole.
 
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Paul Racine said:
I had a thought today about something I don't think I've ever seen or mentioned about our dark lord and savior. He's really into the mid 00's but he's never mentioned GI Joe, in specific Cobra commander.
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I think he was more a Weeb-Lite he watched whatever colourful Japanese shovelmation was popular at the time or in his circles.

Paul Racine said:
Just think Cobra commander screaming DESTROOOOO!!! is virtually the same as the boglim's GODDAMNIT!!!! Its always an over reaction to their own misstep or poorly conceived scheme. He tends to watch alot of basic bitch shit and the old GI Joe is streaming 24/7 on youtube.
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GI Joe wasn't really a thing (or at least not massively so) for me as a kid but I could see him loving that from what little I've seen it would be like combining his basic level of matcho and suppressed gay thoughts into one pure autisimal fascination.

Paul Racine said:
Also interesting is that for all of the gay shit that paypigs send, never once have we seen any of them send him some cool cobra shit.
I am loving the rubber snake arc, far better than his weird dummy, he uses to talk outside of his gothic badboy saga.
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Didn't someone send him that cobra cane or was that something he found? There is a Leather place around the corner from a job site I'm on at the moment and there is a Cobra skin pleather waistjacket in the window and I've thought about sending it to him but I really can't be arsed sending him anything especially after seeing that "Fucking useless gift" thing from the other day.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
I think he was more a Weeb-Lite he watched whatever colourful Japanese shovelmation was popular at the time or in his circles.



GI Joe wasn't really a thing (or at least not massively so) for me as a kid but I could see him loving that from what little I've seen it would be like combining his basic level of matcho and suppressed gay thoughts into one pure autisimal fascination.



Didn't someone send him that cobra cane or was that something he found? There is a Leather place around the corner from a job site I'm on at the moment and there is a Cobra skin pleather waistjacket in the window and I've thought about sending it to him but I really can't be arsed sending him anything especially after seeing that "Fucking useless gift" thing from the other day.
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Yes he has the cobra cane, see the video where he screams "that was the last drink I had".
I know he was into the weeb shit, I would have figured It would have just popped up in suggestions.
I know he's gotten tons of shit from fans, I specifically meant cobra commmander stuff like the mirrored mask or something, also the baroness thing because big titty goth chick.

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>>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUvqMtZpjns
 
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Paul Racine said:
I know he's gotten tons of shit from fans, I specifically meant cobra commmander stuff like the mirrored mask or something, also the baroness thing because big titty goth chick.
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I've always thought that was because of Her Ghost in the Fog and that fat chick trying to be a soprano and the general obsession all teen boys have with big tits, so much so he became one.
 
I won't lie, I really like his little snake plushie. Did someone send that to him?
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