Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Atomic Tampon Cat said:
That would make sense. He just left Courtneys stream after taking a huff of air duster
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Tell me you're joking. Tell me that fucking morons ODD isn't really convincing him to huff canned retard just to spite everybody encouraging him to save the few braincells he has remaining to him?

Edit: He's also somehow developed a fucking lisp? Do toothaches cause lisps?
 
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This is what stephanie saw when she contracted her throat infection.

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7 seconds · Clipped by MrTekdude · Original video "Chillin" by KingCobraJFS
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I don't understand Clint's unwillingness to deal with the duster situation. If Cobes ends up brain dead, he'll still be alive - just a vegetable that he has to pay for a hospital bed for.

I had a distant relative who's kid huffed glue and ended up a brain dead vegetable in a hospital bed for multiple decades. Sometimes this shit doesn't kill you enough to justify pulling a plug, even if you're drooling in diapers.

Maybe someone could send Cobes videos of people who have experienced this type of damage and he can scare himself off of it.
 
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Totallyunknown said:
Maybe someone could send Cobes videos of people who have experienced this type of damage and he can scare himself off of it.
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I'm very new to the world of Cobra, but from what I've seen of him so far, I highly doubt that this would have the result you were aiming for. I wish it would as he sems like a fun lolcow that no sane person would actually wish harm upon.
Sicko Hunter said:
Trolls in the livestream chat spamming his address and saying to doordash him duster. Also nonstop bringing up Cyraxx for some reason. I miss when Cobes was an underground cow.
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Might this be Cyraxx people getting bored and having found an easy target? Asking because I don't know who this Cyraxx is (and I don't wanna know either).
 
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Totallyunknown said:
I don't understand Clint's unwillingness to deal with the duster situation. If Cobes ends up brain dead, he'll still be alive - just a vegetable that he has to pay for a hospital bed for.

I had a distant relative who's kid huffed glue and ended up a brain dead vegetable in a hospital bed for multiple decades. Sometimes this shit doesn't kill you enough to justify pulling a plug, even if you're drooling in diapers.
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He's most likely on medicaid, the hospital would just keep his husk of a body around so that the government will print more money to give to them. Medicaid is a double edged sword. Clint could also use his vegetable son to farm major asspats and be rid of his more volatile behaviors. Or he dies, and he gets to cry about how he was bullied to death and focus on his reroll family.

It doesn't sound like he's snorting IMO, he's huffing. He's like a dog, he'll ingest anything in front of him even if it's dangerous. I never moralfag, but fuck the people sending this shit. I hate sickos.
 
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Potion_Time said:
Tell me you're joking. Tell me that fucking morons ODD isn't really convincing him to huff canned retard just to spite everybody encouraging him to save the few braincells he has remaining to him?

Edit: He's also somehow developed a fucking lisp? Do toothaches cause lisps?
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Dude has alwayth had a lithp. Lithpth are gofff, yesssssthh! It is worse than usual, so there is that. I think it's the canned regard.
 
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Totallyunknown said:
I don't understand Clint's unwillingness to deal with the duster situation.
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There's some prerequisite information required before you can answer that question.

1. Josh is impossibly stubborn with anyone and everyone. He is fixated on doing things his way so he can prove to everyone that he's not a retard. He will abandon all good advice to prove this point, to the edge of absurdity. He views all advice however framed, unsolicited or otherwise, as a personal attack on him. He makes the assumption you're trying to help him because he needs the help because he's retarded. It's not the case obviously, even perfectly reasonable and intelligent people require advice from their peer groups and they make mistakes, horrible ones even. It's just how he's built, if Josh is set down a singular path he will follow it to it's ultimate conclusion if that's what he deems to be what he wants to do and nothing will stop that. He'll turn down perfectly good women on that premise alone and he's done it. He'll turn down anything and everyone, he is impossible to wrangle. There are very few exceptions to this and they are almost entirely at random.

2. Clint knows this and has been dealing with Josh for his entire life. Clint's basically said this pathological behavior that Josh exhibits, alongside his very bad anger issues, has caused altercations in his home many, many times and was a literal hell-ride for 19 years. As soon as Josh became a legal adult and he left the house, there was a collective sigh amongst the family. Josh wasn't just a nuisance, he was a intolerable headache that they dreaded dealing with and it was almost every day. The last thing he wants is to deal with that shit again and produce nearly no results 95% of the time. It's like banging your head against the wall and hoping the brick will break, it's a nigh fruitless endeavor.

3. The relationship between Josh and Clint has always been strained because Clint would make small jokes, give Josh advice or try to help him. Josh would regularly block his dad and refuse to talk to him and throw fits, but for the past couple of years, Josh and Clint have started to get along and it's because Clint really isn't pressing him like he used to. I think Clint ultimately would prefer to have a cordial relationship with his son instead of a combative one, since trying to help him is always useless and produces friction. I think he's kinda accepted that Josh's life is limited and there's nothing he can really do about it, legally or otherwise. Better to spend the remainder of the time on good terms, as opposed to the alternative. At the very least, Clint will step in if Josh's shit negatively impacts Clint, which is the only thing he can control in the situation.

Sorry for the wall of text.
 
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Devious Dave said:
I know it's been said before but that duster is going to kill him
What's gonna happen to this thread if cobra dies ):
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He's been killing himself publicly for YEARS. Liver cirrhosis is no joke. I don't like the duster anymore than you do but I think it's hypocritical of his fans to send him alcohol and cheer him on drinking then take a moral stance against another substance. It's ultimately Cope's decision and his responsibility. Clunt said he has the mental capacity of a 12 year old and I agree. It's gross to watch. Color me mati.
 
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