Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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BoglimArchives said:
If Josh gets laid, man, this is gunna be great. He might relax on the fuckin’ gender shit and actually get some pep in his step. His whole life now is a cope for not getting his dick wet, you can see the same shit in his older videos whenever he went through a spell, once it was broken, he’d go right on back to being a weirdo minus the gender rants.

Once he touches some fine of-age verginer, he’s gunna start dropping the cope. Fucking fight me on it faggots, I am unusually optimistic.
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if josh gets laid WE all are getting laid this year meme magic fellas i can feel it
 
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BoglimArchives said:
If Josh gets laid, man, this is gunna be great. He might relax on the fuckin’ gender shit and actually get some pep in his step. His whole life now is a cope for not getting his dick wet, you can see the same shit in his older videos whenever he went through a spell, once it was broken, he’d go right on back to being a weirdo minus the gender rants.

Once he touches some fine of-age verginer, he’s gunna start dropping the cope. Fucking fight me on it faggots, I am unusually optimistic.
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If he doesn't break the dry spell now he will never ever get laid again.
 
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KEKMUHLORD said:
Honestly, Good for Josh. Hope he has a good time. I also say this cause it will cause those reddit fags from his subreddit to seethe lol
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It’s just a shitty attitude to have about everything. You wanna be miserable all the time and surround yourself with negativity? Have fun.

It’s the internet, having fun is what it’s for. Maybe do that and you won’t be so fuckin’ sad.
 
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BoglimArchives said:
If Josh gets laid, man, this is gunna be great. He might relax on the fuckin’ gender shit and actually get some pep in his step. His whole life now is a cope for not getting his dick wet, you can see the same shit in his older videos whenever he went through a spell, once it was broken, he’d go right on back to being a weirdo minus the gender rants.

Once he touches some fine of-age verginer, he’s gunna start dropping the cope. Fucking fight me on it faggots, I am unusually optimistic.
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There's a big difference from letting some lolcow drink something from between you're breasts and fucking them. Even if you are a cringe Cradle of Filth goth bitch. Josh is doomed to inceldom for 1,000,000 years.
 
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Our boy has the lips of a bristlenose plecostomus
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ManiacalChrisBenoit said:
There's a big difference from letting some lolcow drink something from between your breasts and fucking them. Even if you are a cringe Cradle of Filth goth bitch. Josh is doomed to inceldom for 1,000,000 years.
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In my experience, one generally leads to other but in Josh’s case I can see that being a nonstarter of an argument. Regardless, hope he gets laid and he has a blast.

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Our boy has the lips of a bristlenose plecostomus
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I always lean into “He has Homer Simpson lips” but that’s a good one lmfao
 
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D_Tractor said:
It's from a video by Redditor CobraStopper who may be the person who gave him a ride

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Settle down, everyone, it's a bartender server lady with a test tube shot. He's not getting laid, he just happened to go to a bar or other venue that happened to have those kinds of drinks for sale (barely any alcohol in it, basically just fruit juice and energy drink) . She's just doing her job and I hope Freedom Cobra's handlers tipped her heavily for that humiliation and trauma
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
You have to understand that in 2012 when Clint moved Cobes out he was actually a somewhat functioning adult. He had a job at Wendy's, rode his bike around town and had a social circle. I don't blame Clint for thinking he might be able to make it on his own at that point. This was long before he became the alcoholic he is now. Also the alternative to letting him move out was to put him into a group home at 18 and essentially let him rot away with literal down syndrome freaks which is depressing as fuck.
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Clint could have let him live for free in the basement or one room of the house and guided him if he truly gave a shit and understood his son has a disability, instead he kicks him to the curb (for a monthly fee) and pretends he doesn't exist. And let's be honest, even at wendys the guy didn't fill an important role, he literally cleaned the dining room and maybe a few other small chores because he wasn't trusted to make food or run a cash register.

No denying Cobra was significantly more well-adjusted in 2012 with his bike and actual social circle, but his social circle was guys who use him for money and spend most of their time in prison or homeless if they aren't busy burning all their money on hard drugs and liquor, not exactly a supportive or healthy group of friends to have. If cobra was still at home there's at least a chance Clint could have put a stop to the heavy alcoholism before it became permanent, and he could have shut down Cobra's video uploads before the trolls ruined his employment prospects beyond recovery.

maybe TMI but me and my friends knew a guy like cobra IRL, he's not the most competent guy and probably has some sort of disability but we had to step in and offer him a place to live after highschool because the lowest people in society (guys like scotty and warlord but worse and also black) were preying on him and trying to get him hooked on crack, plus his parents were divorced and couldn't take him in. We gave him a spot to live away from that shit in my friend's basement and he managed to avoid drugs since then, he's working as a janitor now but it's a living and he pays rent. what happened to cobra is like if me and my friends decided to let this guy keep hanging out with crack addicts because it was convenient.
 
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