Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[BoglimArchives]

I dont think that will ever happen again unfortunately. He ditched TTS because people were charging back their donations, causing him to rack up fees because he's incapable of saving money. I don't think he ended up making much from TTS at all. Another good thing ruined by unfunny faggots.

It’s hard to blame him for shutting it off in some respects because the occasional silly comment about Ellen taking CoolTaste’s load in her hair or mild criticism about not doing promised song covers escalated to frequent, genuinely asshurt complaints from people who loathe him and just wanna make him feel like dog shit. That made the entire prospect of DTTS unsustainable right from the jump, it’s kinda unreasonable to think anybody would endure that shit for any length of time.

 

[AnOminous]

The ones that make a point out of drinking gin are all solidly upper middle class.

I have always viewed them as faggot class. They're retards. They suck dicks.

 

[Metal_Heavy19]

I have always viewed them as faggot class. They're retards. They suck dicks.

Gin is good dood. It might not be for the Dino nuggies and choccy milk crowd but it's hard to beat in the summer with some citrus accoutrement.

 

[HiveDull]

Anyone notice that he just has an entire cake in his freezer?


This is the few times he's actually shown his freezer. I'm actually surprised that it's not entirely alcohol. I don't even think that alcohol is visible in the shot either.
From what I can see he has cookies, ice cream, and a cake (??).
I think I can see a couple microwavable burritos, but I'm curious as to what the blue thing is holding up the ice cream sandwiches. Also, the other blue container with a white top. Is that yogurt?
Why does he even freeze his cookies? I've never heard of anyone freezing baked goods like cookies, is this even normal?

 

[shaverinocory]

Anyone notice that he just has an entire cake in his freezer?
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This is the few times he's actually shown his freezer. I'm actually surprised that it's not entirely alcohol. I don't even think that alcohol is visible in the shot either.
From what I can see he has cookies, ice cream, and a cake (??).
I think I can see a couple microwavable burritos, but I'm curious as to what the blue thing is holding up the ice cream sandwiches. Also, the other blue container with a white top. Is that yogurt?
Why does he even freeze his cookies? I've never heard of anyone freezing baked goods like cookies, is this even normal?

Can of frozen oj concentrate?

edit, that blue thing on the right is some bubble gum shit - dubble bubble. either ice cream, or boglin's smart enough to put sugary shit in the freezer to keep away ants and roaches.

 

[mars]

This is the few times he's actually shown his freezer. I'm actually surprised that it's not entirely alcohol. I don't even think that alcohol is visible in the shot either.
From what I can see he has cookies, ice cream, and a cake (??).
I think I can see a couple microwavable burritos, but I'm curious as to what the blue thing is holding up the ice cream sandwiches. Also, the other blue container with a white top. Is that yogurt?
Why does he even freeze his cookies? I've never heard of anyone freezing baked goods like cookies, is this even normal?

I would like to say he's grown up and doesn't keep his liquor in the fridge like a college student because he's refined his drinking palate but in reality it's more likely that cold booze hurts his teefs.

Also yeah some people freeze baked goods to make them last longer. I keep bread in the freezer sometimes.

 

[HiveDull]

I'm watching his latest shout-out video and he just casually licks the corkscrew.
I don't drink alcohol. The cork wouldn't have any alcohol soaked into it, right?

Edit: He took a sip of his wine, then spits it right back into his skull cup. He's acting like he's doing a taste test of it lmao

 

[UncommonParlence]

Anyone notice that he just has an entire cake in his freezer?
View attachment 5027290

This is the few times he's actually shown his freezer. I'm actually surprised that it's not entirely alcohol. I don't even think that alcohol is visible in the shot either.
From what I can see he has cookies, ice cream, and a cake (??).
I think I can see a couple microwavable burritos, but I'm curious as to what the blue thing is holding up the ice cream sandwiches. Also, the other blue container with a white top. Is that yogurt?
Why does he even freeze his cookies? I've never heard of anyone freezing baked goods like cookies, is this even normal?

It looks like maybe a tube of bisquits/cinnamon rolls? It appears to be partially unrolled at the bottom. But who knows what bog do? All that shit gotta be freezer burned to shit though, especially those uncovered ice cream sandbitches. I think Tannis must have stopped by recently because he's not been streaming and eating whatever saucy trash his "fans" condescend to send him. She periodically delivers groceries to the entitled one. Ironic that he's so well stocked in the sugar department considering the state of his face bones.

 

[Boglim Enthusiast]

Anyone notice that he just has an entire cake in his freezer?
View attachment 5027290

This is the few times he's actually shown his freezer. I'm actually surprised that it's not entirely alcohol. I don't even think that alcohol is visible in the shot either.
From what I can see he has cookies, ice cream, and a cake (??).
I think I can see a couple microwavable burritos, but I'm curious as to what the blue thing is holding up the ice cream sandwiches. Also, the other blue container with a white top. Is that yogurt?
Why does he even freeze his cookies? I've never heard of anyone freezing baked goods like cookies, is this even normal?

Not one ounce of greens anywhere in that fridge lol.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I'm watching his latest shout-out video and he just casually licks the corkscrew.
I don't drink alcohol. The cork wouldn't have any alcohol soaked into it, right?

Edit: He took a sip of his wine, then spits it right back into his skull cup. He's acting like he's doing a taste test of it lmao

If you are a wine snob you take the cork out and sniff it to get the bouquet of the wine. I don't think you are supposed to lick the corkscrew.

 

[Cunning Lettuce]

I'm actually surprised that it's not entirely alcohol. I don't even think that alcohol is visible in the shot either.

He only drinks room temperature alcohol. I can't think of a time I've seen him drink something chilled that wasn't a drink from door dash.

 

[BoggedUp]

Isn't that skull "cup" a piece from a larger broken chalice that a fan sent him? I'm pretty sure the skull piece was the bottom part/handle of a chalice that he broke twice in the same video then in an effort to look less retarded he kept the skull and started using it as a cup because skulls are goth as fuck doodt.

 

[Passacaille]

Isn't that skull "cup" a piece from a larger broken chalice that a fan sent him? I'm pretty sure the skull piece was the bottom part/handle of a chalice that he broke twice in the same video then in an effort to look less retarded he kept the skull and started using it as a cup because skulls are goth as fuck doodt.

Yes, I think you're right!

I found a clip and I've timestamped just a few moments before he breaks it. It just takes a few seconds to happen, and I insist one continues to watch at least until 9:32, but it's funny all the way until 9:55!

Twice in one day! TWU! Below is from the same video, but I've timestamped an earlier point just to give context to the above section. It's enough to watch until 0:45.

Now watch the first timestamp again! I swear, Cobras best moments are evergreen!

 

[AnOminous]

Gin is good dood. It might not be for the Dino nuggies and choccy milk crowd but it's hard to beat in the summer with some citrus accoutrement.

Your pfp agrees with me tho because if you drink gin you end up looking like that.

If you are a wine snob you take the cork out and sniff it to get the bouquet of the wine. I don't think you are supposed to lick the corkscrew.

We've seen what he eats. For all the good it does him, he may as well just shove the cork up his bunghole.

 

[Boglim Enthusiast]

RIP Bog's toilet, gonna be a rough few days.
Well rougher than his normal diet...

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Cobra content dry season is after his birthday to Halloween, it's extra slow during this time every year.

Idk, September 2021 was fucking wild.

 

[HiveDull]

He only drinks room temperature alcohol. I can't think of a time I've seen him drink something chilled that wasn't a drink from door dash.

Did he drink chilled sake once? Something stupid like that. Like it was a real big brain IQ thing for him to have it chilled lmao.
He was really proud of the idea that the thing was sitting in the freezer.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

This is a question that occurred to me -

If you could ask Josh a single question and you are 100% guaranteed to get an honest answer what would it be?

Personally I'd ask him if he is aware of just how sad his life is by any objective standard and has he ever thought abut even trying to make small improvements not trying to do them but just thought about it.

 

[PetiteFeet]

I would genuinely like to know how his therapy is going. Not to mock him or take the piss, I genuinely want to see him succeed and be a more able adult (as able as he can get, anyway).

I have a soft spot for Cobes, ignoring the shitty things he does. He's not actively trying be a cunt, he's just a fucking sperg that shouldn't have been discovered by the Internet + he's been dealt a shitty hand with regards to his autism and his glaring personality flaws like addictive personality, the trolls won't leave him alone but he's too stupid to understand that he could actually do something about them if he just accepted that the Internet isn't good for him.

 

[8mm Cunningham]

This is a question that occurred to me -

If you could ask Josh a single question and you are 100% guaranteed to get an honest answer what would it be?

Personally I'd ask him if he is aware of just how sad his life is by any objective standard and has he ever thought abut even trying to make small improvements not trying to do them but just thought about it.

Cobra is a pathological liar. His pudding brain can't hold two incongruent thoughts. I believe that everything he says he truly believes.

Cobra thinks that he is a rockstar who does all the drugs like Ozzy, and he will get his Sharon and mansion someday.