Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[OK_Cogitator]

Speaking of fucking loops he just uploaded an hour long vid of 3 intertwined continuous loops. Looping through owning the trolls, puff, and his pruno. The way he's talking makes me think he's on something, or he's been spooked by a troll today.

What a weird, stilted cadence in this one - it felt sped (heh) up in parts.

 

[Bogliacci]

I want his next obsession to be making sausages. Someone sent him one and I'm fiending for a sausage-making video with doritos, cream cheese, and booze.

I believe someone already sent him sausage making stuff and he said "thanks man Ill get on that" when asked about it in a donayshun and we havent seen or heard about it since

What a weird, stilted cadence in this one - it felt sped (heh) up in parts.

Yeah, he's high or something

 

[Doxmatix]

I want his next obsession to be making sausages.

He's literally brewing a bottle of gothic sausage meat right now. Pour it into a magnum, add some sharp cheddar and tie off the end.

 

[UncommonParlence]

I believe someone already sent him sausage making stuff and he said "thanks man Ill get on that" when asked about it in a donayshun and we havent seen or heard about it since


Yeah, he's high or something

You can always tell when he's on duster because he speaks like he can't hear himself, like he's yelling down a hallway. It'll start off really bad then slowly fade. I get the impression he huffs good right before the stream starts so he can be fucked up and "hide" it. Most times when he's clearly intoxicated but not drinking he's off that dust dust.

 

[Bogliacci]

You can always tell when he's on duster because he speaks like he can't hear himself, like he's yelling down a hallway. It'll start off really bad then slowly fade. I get the impression he huffs good right before the stream starts so he can be fucked up and "hide" it. Most times when he's clearly intoxicated but not drinking he's off that dust dust.

His slurring and lisping is also far more prevalent on the duster, he sounds more and more like toddler jord when he does it

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Dave's famous bowl from Dave's famous
Famous Dave's KFC bowl

 

[Negev]

I want his next obsession to be making sausages. Someone sent him one and I'm fiending for a sausage-making video with doritos, cream cheese, and booze.

I already think its a miracle that he hasn't ripped his hands to pieces on the lathe I would be even more terrified if someone gave him a meat grinder, he would probably try to shove meat into it with his hands and lose a finger

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

You can always tell when he's on duster because he speaks like he can't hear himself, like he's yelling down a hallway. It'll start off really bad then slowly fade. I get the impression he huffs good right before the stream starts so he can be fucked up and "hide" it. Most times when he's clearly intoxicated but not drinking he's off that dust dust.

All it does is affixiate you, wouldn't any effects go away as soon as you start breathing again? I can't wrap my mind around the huffing duster thing, it's not a drug you're literally just depriving yourself of oxygen by filling your lungs with an inert gas. What if he finds out how cheap tanks of compressed nitrogen are?

 

[JustTheFaxcts]

I really liked the part where he admits to huffing the contents of his "mead" balloon to get "messed up". It's CO2 you nimrod.

People have used carbon dioxide to get high, so he may actually be getting some buzz off it. It's also commonly used to euthanize small animals, so probably not the best thing to be huffing. I'm looking forward to the delirium arc if he keeps abusing random inhalants.

 

[Eyesore City]

All it does is affixiate you, wouldn't any effects go away as soon as you start breathing again? I can't wrap my mind around the huffing duster thing, it's not a drug you're literally just depriving yourself of oxygen by filling your lungs with an inert gas. What if he finds out how cheap tanks of compressed nitrogen are?

Duster has diofluoroethane which acts as a psychoactive substance when inhaled.

 

[Devious Dave]

You guys think we will make it to 1000 pages before Halloween?

 

[chimpSculpture]

Spoiler

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Spoiler

-up. *gets pizza* What's up? Check thaaat out. Extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos, stuffed crust pizza. Got a large stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos, and anchovies. Yes. *slurps garlic butter* You heard that right folks, extra cheese, extra bacon, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, on a large stuffed crust pizza. *slurp* Mmm. Got a two liter of Mountain Dew to go with it, the King Cobra special at Papa John's. Large, stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, anchovies, onions, extra cheese, extra bacon. I asked for two cups of garlic butter but they hooked your boy up with three so I was like "yes." *slurp* Oof. So I got a large Papa John's pizza; stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, anchovies, onions, jalapenos. Yes. Look at that, YouTube. You know you want some of that goodness. Large -- large stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon -- shit. Jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on a large stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, smothered in garlic butter. Let's quit talking about it and qu-- quit talking about it and start being about it, yes. Goddamn pizza fucked me over, hold up. Got the alfredo sauce. The pizza I ordered from... the pizza I ordered from Papa John's is delicious. Alfredo sauce, got a stuffed crust extra large pizza. Extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions... anchovies... anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra bacon, extra cheese, anchovies, like I said... mmm. This is my go-to special at Papa John's. Large stuffed crust pizza with anchovies -- jalapenos, onions, extra bacon. Extra cheese. Extra... extra bestest pizza here. Papa John's epic stuffed crust pizza. A large stuffed crust pizza, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra bacon, extra cheese on alfredo sauce. Got an epic stuffed crust pizza. Three cups of garlic butter. The jalapenos, the onions, providing that pop for that cheese. The extra cheese and the bac-- extra bacon. This pizza's delicious. Three cups of garlic butter on top. Two is more than plenty. Yes. *slurp, slurp, slurp* Garlic white butter alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on a large stuffed crust cheese pizza with garlic butter smeared on top, yes. That is delicious. Large stuffed crust pizza, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra cheese, extra bacon, garlic butter, jalapenos on top. Oh, that's good. Mm. This stuffed crust pizza, Papa John's. So good. Large stuffed crust extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, anchovies, onions, on a large stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese, and alfredo sauce. Smeared by two to three garlic butter cups on top. And you got the Papa John's Cobra special. So good. I'll be doing a food hack... when... I'm done with this pizza. Which won't be long. Mm. Large stuffed crust pizza... alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on that stuffed crust action, smeared in garlic butter. Yes. Mmm. That alfredo sauce on top of the pizza is where it's at. Papa John's, you provided the stuffed crust, you gave me the option to add alfredo sauce, and I took it. A large alfredo sauce stuffed crust pizza, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies. Mm. Smeared with three cups of garlic butter, I asked for two but ya'll gave me an extra one, I appreciate that. Oh, that's good. The jalapeno on this pizza... provided a nice spicy bite. Oh, that's good pizza. Large... stuffed crust pizza. Extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, alfredo sauce. That is the ultimate... That is the ultimate pizza from Papa John's. About to grab another slice. Fuckin' ridiculous. *slurp* This pizza... Alfredo sauce on point. Now... Papa John's is not a sponsor, buuuut, for this King Cobra custom... Papa John's pizza... ya'll are fucking dank on this dude, like this... is what I would order from Papa John's again if I was ordering their pizza. Large stuffed crust pizza with alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, yes. Extra bacon, extra cheese, jalapenos, onions, stuffed crust cheese. Oh, this is good. Hmm. Large stuffed crust... from... Papa John's. That large stuffed crust gotta have alfredo sauce, bacon... extra bacon, extra cheese, jalapenos, onions. Garlic butter. You're a fan of King Cobra, you gotta try this pizza. If you don't got Papa John's in your area I'm sorry to hear it. Please excuse the house flies. I've had my fuckin' window open all day. This isn't just stuffed crust, this is epic... this is Papa John's epic stuffed crust. Oh my god, YouTube. Large stuffed crust with chicken alfredo sauce. Extra bacon, extra cheese... jalapenos, onions. You've heard me-- you've heard me repeat this several times, buuut the pizza that I ordered from Papa John's is beyond dank. Would I order this exact pizza again, absolutely. Like, that Papa John's pizza is exactly what I would order if I was at their establishment, and I'm happy with the purchase. Eeeyes, to toast off the evening... *sound of fly buzzing past microphone* cheers. *fly buzzes by once again* Don't have to have alcohol to have a good time. Although I've got plenty in my fridge, heh heh, yes. Catch you laters, thanks for watching.

 

[PetiteFeet]

You guys think we will make it to 1000 pages before Halloween?

Weather permitting.

 

[AnOminous]

All it does is affixiate you, wouldn't any effects go away as soon as you start breathing again? I can't wrap my mind around the huffing duster thing, it's not a drug you're literally just depriving yourself of oxygen by filling your lungs with an inert gas. What if he finds out how cheap tanks of compressed nitrogen are?

It isn't an inert gas. Duster generally also contains volatile organic compounds that literally eat your brain. Like difluoroethane. This crosses the blood-brain barrier and literally causes brain damage.

 

[Bogliacci]

Let's make it a thread goal to get to 1000 pages right on halloween fellow kiwis ahahaha yessstthththth

 

[Rubber Plant]

All it does is affixiate you, wouldn't any effects go away as soon as you start breathing again? I can't wrap my mind around the huffing duster thing, it's not a drug you're literally just depriving yourself of oxygen by filling your lungs with an inert gas. What if he finds out how cheap tanks of compressed nitrogen are?

Has he inhaled the gas from whip cream yet?

 

[UncommonParlence]

It isn't an inert gas. Duster generally also contains volatile organic compounds that literally eat your brain. Like difluoroethane. This crosses the blood-brain barrier and literally causes brain damage.

And he's apparently doing it a LOT. In moments of candor he's admitted to consuming multiple multiple cans in a day. He's generally been so mum about it and we only get snippets of truth. Ir implies that he's escalating his usage.

When he had just started he was "we all gotta die" and "it's not a competition for how long you live". Then "I'm a beast, duster can't kill me. I know because I've done it and I'm still alive". To now where's it's "I don't do that. I'm trying not to" and "I did 5 cans in one day, everything bad about duster is a lie".

His stories are so inconsistent, he actively minimizes his usage and the detrimental effects of duster, and he lies and hides his usage. This seems to indicate active addiction.

Paradoxically his inability to access alcohol has severely impacted his health negatively. Such a boglim thing. Can't even experience positive effects from moderation without fucking it up. Is there anything he can't fuck up?

 

[DrNow]

You guys think we will make it to 1000 pages before Halloween?

Praise cobras dark magic.

Spoiler: Spell for cursing sickos

You will need:
A shot of JD
red wine
A badass skull chalice
A piece of paper
A pencil
A cigar

First combine the wine and JD into the chalice.
Lift it to the moon and chant Hail the Dark Gods.
Drink the cocktail in one chug.
Chant Fuck Sickos
Write your sicko of choices name on the paper.
Light your cigar and exhale smoke onto the paper.
Crush the paper the paper in your hand before discarding it in an ashtray.
Finalize the ritual with a TMDWU

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

It isn't an inert gas. Duster generally also contains volatile organic compounds that literally eat your brain. Like difluoroethane. This crosses the blood-brain barrier and literally causes brain damage.

Duster has diofluoroethane which acts as a psychoactive substance when inhaled.

All the air dusters I've ever encountered are R134A which is inert, I had no idea they put difluoroethane in it in some places. I guess it varies by region what they're allowed to put in there. Using difluoroethane is weird choice considering it's flammable. Anyone have a screenshot of the brand he uses?