Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Man it's even more obvious the difference in how he was speaking in the last two streams in comparison to his regular drunk slurring in this edit. He sounds brain damaged.
 
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#FreeGeno said:
Instances like these make me wonder if he's really fit to live on his own or if he is more suited for a halfway house. He's got to be considered a danger to himself getting hooked up with these randos. Does his father have guardianship over him or is adult protective services involved out of curiosity?
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he needs like an independent living place or at the very least, some kind of social worker. They would help coordinate transportation and make sure he is ok.
 
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Ellesse_warrior said:
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Man it's even more obvious the difference in how he was speaking in the last two streams in comparison to his regular drunk slurring in this edit. He sounds brain damaged.
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Great edit. Whenever he talks about Satanism is the some of the funniest content ever, and it's why he's my favorite person with a thread on this site.
 
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Josh is most certainly getting vaccinated if this goes through.
 
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Games said:
I know, but if he sees that, he’s going to completely misconstrue it and get vaccinated anyway thinking that he’s an “employee of his own business and therefore should be given money.”
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He would probably get vaccinated for money from anyone, Clint, Trolls, thinking he might get money from the government. He said he would get it if he had to for going to London so it doesn't appear that he has very strong convictions against vaccines . I thinks it's a mix of laziness and parroting shit he's heard online.
 
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I’ve always liked Cobe’s occasional moments of clarity. He’ll say something relatively grounded or sympathetic like ‘I might be a complete fuck up, and I might be balding but at least I don’t harass strangers over the Internet’.

Then a video later he’s back to downing cheap liquor and making up stories about the time Ozzy Osbourne have him a shout out, with some bum sat in the background mooching for a slice of pizza.
 
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DrNow said:
I’ve always liked Cobe’s occasional moments of clarity. He’ll say something relatively grounded or sympathetic like ‘I might be a complete fuck up, and I might be balding but at least I don’t harass strangers over the Internet’.

Then a video later he’s back to downing cheap liquor and making up stories about the time Ozzy Osbourne have him a shout out, with some bum sat in the background mooching for a slice of pizza.
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He’ll say some stuff like “You shouldn't respect women you should just respect people in general, you know? I am a feminist, though. I support it, just not the crazies.”

Then he’ll go on Facebook and send unsolicited pictures of his cock to unsuspecting female fans because they said “Hi.” To be fair they are mostly cat fishing accounts but he doesn’t know that.

He is the duality of man.
 
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$666 for the Mrs. Green staff, King Grifter JFS TMDWU

Here's his streams from yesterday:
Start:
Drinking G fuel. Talks vaguely about a Tik Tok he watched. Talks about Tropical Cobra G Fuel. #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement
3:06:
Puts on the Tik Tok. It's a woman saying she doesn't feel bad for men who are balding.
4:45:
Gender relations Double standards. Nothing wrong with a skullet. The quality is really bad because he's uploading a video.
6:26:
Compares losing your hair to losing your dick size and ability to get hard.
8:13:
Mad at the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations Double standards.
9:24:
Quotes love and vanity
9:55:
Girly drinks is toxic masculinity.
10:25:
Gender relations Double standards in hair transplants. Gender relations Double standards in baldness.
12:47:
Reads and responds to comments on the video. Shills tactical soap.
17:28:
He's so salty about this video
Start:
Talking about the bald Tik Tok from his other video. Bald privilege. Starts the video for 2 seconds. He's drinking a 40?
3:42:
Bald people don't ask for sympathy. Kobes doesn't ask for sympathy for his autism. Back to the video for 2 seconds. No one will feel sorry for the woman in the video if she goes Bald.
5:37:
Prius are not gay stop judging people for their cars and hair. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes thinks getting a woman pregnant is the worst possible thing. #killallmen double standards gender relations.
8:10:
Does a weird high pitched voice. Hairy pussy. Women burning tampons in protest. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations.
10:48:
People shouldn't male stupid Tik Tok videos. Kobes has a Tik Tok and you don't see him making videos calling Hilary Clinton a lizard alien. Talks about his staff.
12:58:
Body shaaaaaming double standards. Green phantom costume. People complaining about Halloween costumes. People being too judgmental is the problem with society. Fuck sickos.
15:42:
How to be an asshole the cobra way.
17 04:
Compares shaming baldness to shaming breast size. Double standards in hair extensions and hair transplants. Kobes hair is his natural hair colour.
19:23:
BC rich jokes. Gender equality and hair plugs.
20:29:
Kobes respects women.
21:30:
Double standards in body shaaaaaming. Cobra is not the guy to have a gender argument with. Kobes says drinking and smoking has contributed to his hair loss.
23:43:
Talks about Mrs. Green and his staff. Trolls.
25:00:
Toxic Tik Tok culture. He's charging $666 for the staff. Talks about people giving him shit for putting Mrs. Green on the staff. He just took a friend that he made...
27:34:
Birth control and hair loss gender relations Double standards. It's ridiculous YouTube. KingSoapraJFS.
28:46:
He went to a bar with homeboy Ian and the women were commenting on how good he smells.
30:12"
Kobes is trying to be a gentleman. Both sides have privilege. Gender relations Double standards. Both sides!
31:50:
Finishes his beer.
32:32:
Women have control because they have bewbs. Gender relations Double standards in shaving. Kobes supports manscape because they spread testicular cancer awareness.
35:18:
Gender relations and vaping. Double standards.
38:34:
Reads and responds to the comments. He says most if the comments are stupid. Beauty standards for women. Kobes thinks the video is dumb.
42:00:
Gender relations.
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DrNow said:
I’ve always liked Cobe’s occasional moments of clarity. He’ll say something relatively grounded or sympathetic like ‘I might be a complete fuck up, and I might be balding but at least I don’t harass strangers over the Internet’.

Then a video later he’s back to downing cheap liquor and making up stories about the time Ozzy Osbourne have him a shout out, with some bum sat in the background mooching for a slice of pizza.
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It's old meme, but it's been pointed out that "through Shon" he drops the act entirely and becomes 100% self aware. It's something to behold. The "respect women" an related garbage is just shit he's been conditioned to say by Homedad and society at large to come across as "normal", Cobes is a supreme creep.
 
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That SeizureRobot5000 video is on another level. I love the dark animated takes on Josh where he is actually a goblin troll of some sort. I can't find it now, but my favorite is the one where Clint is having a good day at his community college and suddenly gets a text from Josh. Clint drives to a desolate cave that emanates the drunken echoes of a boglim. Clint looks on in horror as he throws money into the mouth of the cave.

So goth.
 
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Dilbert 3?

TheGooGooMuck said:
I can't find it now, but my favorite is the one where Clint is having a good day at his community college and suddenly gets a text from Josh. Clint drives to a desolate cave that emanates the drunken echoes of a boglim. Clint looks on in horror as he throws money into the mouth of the cave.

So goth.
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Poor Clint, but a man's got'a ea'

I don't know if anyone has bothered to archive these but the Google Maps reviews on Cobes' apartment building have had a few fake reviews posted recently. Although something actually interesting is that the oldest review is from 9 months ago, didn't Cobes move into his current place in November last year? I guess the trolls have known where he's been living pretty soon after or almost immediately after he moved in.
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