Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

xo_mars said:
He has no real opinions. He's a literal parrot of all the outrage-tube he watches 24/7.
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It's been awhile since I actually paid attention to Josh, so I don't really know just how far back his antics go when it comes to parroting YouTube videos. But from the way he's going about it, is he just now trying to take this shit seriously? The only time I remember him getting even the slightest bit political was endorsing Gary Johnson for president back in the 2016 election, but his grasp of politics and the Libertarian party's doctrine (Or lack thereof) seemed very loose and he didn't seem too interested in it.
 
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I'm honestly shocked he hasn't been providing tracking numbers. If he had provided one, the package would've been insured and he wouldn't be on the hook for it. When you make your shipping labels through Etsy, not only are they discounted but you get a tracking number and insurance. This does require a printer and a scale. Even if he's been taking his packages to the post office, a tracking number isn't that much more. He can even print his labels directly from USPS.com and get labels and tracking numbers. Is he just slapping stamps on his packages? I know Josh is retarded but sheesh. As a a consooomer who constantly checks the tracking numbers (and pizza trackers) of things he buys, one would think he would at least afford his customers the same service.
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I’m sure he gets a tracking number. Most parcels have them. He’s too stupid to read a receipt.
 
@Broseph Stalin He was 100% behind Sanders but then Hillary took over the DNC race. He would talk about how the election was stolen from Sanders and so decided to vote Gary.
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Josh is the definition of a one issue voter. I bet someone could run for office, calling for the death of all Goths and all Ozzy fans, but also promise legal weed. And Josh would vote and promote this person.
 
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Lol he's your overage voter though of nowadays.

Shitty politician offers them the one thing they are interested in? "Oh fuck yeah that's my guy!" not even caring that said politician is gonna hike up taxes, fuck up the healthcare system, raise gas prices and fuck everything else up in their life. :story: "At least he gave me the ONE thing I wanted... BUT MAN OH MAN DOES HE SUCK! HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HE WAS A PIECE OF SHIT?"
 
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Lol he's your overage voter though of nowadays.

Shitty politician offers them the one thing they are interested in? "Oh fuck yeah that's my guy!" not even caring that said politician is gonna hike up taxes, fuck up the healthcare system, raise gas prices and fuck everything else up in their life. :story: "At least he gave me the ONE thing I wanted... BUT MAN OH MAN DOES HE SUCK! HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HE WAS A PIECE OF SHIT?"
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Plus too many politicians just run with the promise of making things better without an actual plan. It's more palatable that way. People want to hear a politician say that it'll be ok and that they'll be saved instead of a five point plan to tackle the issue over a course of some odd months or years. Since Josh runs with emotion over logic, it's pretty easy for him to get involved, and thus just provide another vote for a jackass that won't do fuck all.
 
Here's Kobe's latest streams:
Short video. Sound sucks because he's on his phone. Says he got a hold of the customer who requested a refund and he is going to remake the wands. Asks for the customer to cancel the refund request so he can post the staff on his etsy. Someone donated money to his PayPal for beer. Talks about collecting wand wood. Cuts a branch off a tree. His etsy account is only temporarily suspended. Collecting wand wood and going to the liquor store TWU.
Start:
Shows off his rolling stones jacket. Talks about Gabby Petito. Pours some beer out on his couch for her. Mixes mountain Dew with his beer in his potion glass. He's going to remake the wands for the customer that didn't receive their wands. A fan gave him beer money.
3:10:
Puts on a quartering video for 2 seconds. Why can't people get along. Kobes feels sorry for her family. Kobes didn't know she was a YouTuber. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about his drink. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes found out about this because a troll called him pretending to be from a radio station. Back to the video.
6:03:
Re does his intro. Talks about his wands. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes says people only care because she's a woman not because she's white. Back to the video.
7:45:
Talks about the mass shooting at his step moms college. Back to the video.
8:45:
Kobes says people only care because Gabby was a woman. Reads what's written on the screen. Scenario of race baiting George Floyd's death. Race relations coming in nicely toobz. Got beer money on PayPal. Back to race baiting George Floyd Scenario and race relations rant.
13:20:
Kobes explains race baiting. Race relations rant. Compares Gabbys death to Floyd's. Someone's boo thing.
15:30:
Imagination argument about him not being allowed to quote mlk Jr. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations rant with added gender relations. Keeps burping. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Says secretly Joy reid is glad Gabby was murdered. Dead enword syndrome. Fuck racism fuck the enword. Back to the video.
19:30:
Parrots what's said in the video. Back to George Floyd and race relations. Back to the video.
21:41:
Circle of justice for Gabby Petito. He keeps getting her name wrong. Race relations rant. Back to the video.
25:55:
Stay out of drama because snitches get stitches but not really. Back to the video.
27:31:
You don't hit women unless your life is in danger. Double standards in murder. Pretty graphic spouse murder Scenario. Shills his potion glass. Back to the video.
29:57:
Kobes shares cigarettes with strangers because he's a nice guy. Scary part of having kids is they might grow up and get terribly murdered.
32:00:
Golden rule, treat others the way you want to be treated yelling. Back to the video.
33:31:
Fuck serial killers. Back to the video.
34:10:
Being gay is tough. Back to the video.
35:43:
Kobes would never murder anyone unless it was in self defense. Its not about race its about gender. Kobes hates kids and women but he would take a bullet for them. Back to the video.
39:23:
Kobes listened to ozzy Osborne, took a shower, collected wand wood, went to the liquor store. Back to the video for 2 seconds. If kobes had his dream house he would have kids safely and professionally of course. Fuck sickos.
40:34:
Kobes is afraid his imagination children will be murdered or murder?
42:34:
Fuck the asshole that murdered Gabby because it is bad for gender relations. Mad can crush. Moar beer. Making wands is a nice break from social media and society.
45:27:
Kobes explains serial killers. If you don't like the human race ignore it. Back to the video.
48:24:
That's what sucks about dating you might date a murderer or catch an sti. Gender relations Double standards in murder. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations Double standards. Back to the video.
52:14:
As a YouTube influencer kobes is giving his thoughts on Gabbys murder. Back to the video.
53:46:
Shout out to the quartering. Fuck Gabby getting murdered. Kobes is scared of getting murdered because he is a YouTube celebrity. That's why he carries his knife around.
55:47:
Poot.
56:05:
Women can be cunts but don't murder them. Don't feel bad for him having Asperger's he could have been murdered like Gabby was.
58:45:
Poot. Fuck the asshole who killed again and fuck the assholes who murdered George Floyd. Race relations. We should all get along and not do murders. Sits in silence for a while.
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Kobes is just trying to make the world a better place with his controversial opinions. Talks about his tattoos. They'll catch Gabbys murderer because cobra tells it like it is. Shills his glass. Satan is against murder.
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Flexing his tattoos.
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Gender relations and murder Double standards.
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Arguing both sides to an argument when it's within reason. Whispers fuck sickos. Fuck sexism fuck racism power to the people.
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Talks about cars. Cars are like people. Kobes wants a model T. Gabbys murder is pissing him off because it paints a bad picture of men. Talks about his beer. Shills his glass.
Getting mad at someone's murder because it makes white men look bad is quite the take. I like when he tries to make serious points but keeps disrupting his thoughts with burps and farts though.
Short video. He didn't mean to offend people in his last live talking about gabby petito. Kobes just tells it like it is. Plans to work on wands today. Asks for the customer who requested a refund to cancel it so he can post his staff on Etsy. Staff is still drying.

@Buffalo Chicken Sandwich your hat is MDWU
 
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Broseph Stalin said:
It's been awhile since I actually paid attention to Josh, so I don't really know just how far back his antics go when it comes to parroting YouTube videos. But from the way he's going about it, is he just now trying to take this shit seriously? The only time I remember him getting even the slightest bit political was endorsing Gary Johnson for president back in the 2016 election, but his grasp of politics and the Libertarian party's doctrine (Or lack thereof) seemed very loose and he didn't seem too interested in it.
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He was also a huge trump fan because a fan sent josh a letter pretending to be Trump thanking josh for defeating Isis. He believed it was real for a very long time and would bring it up constantly when people would doubt his dark powers.
 
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Here's more 2016 archives and BCV summaries:
Eating a burger and working out 2016-10-01
Josh made a FOUR patty burger and smoked out his apartment, compares it to a T-rex burger and says it's training for it | 07:16 all kinds of greasy messy goodness, Josh gets some grease on his Zig-Zag shirt | 10:30 Josh has been fighting a cold so he's not been making videos (three days) | 13:44 the T-rex burger challenge will be done eventually | 15:37 Josh is eating strictly meat so he can build big muscles, Josh talks about a gym membership but working at home is better | 17:23 a friend texts Josh if he wants to get drunk... hell yeah | 17:45 Josh has good genetics from his dad Clint, his muscles develop faster than the average kid, also says tobacco increases muscle growth | 22:15 Josh talks about getting gains while in the bathroom taking a piss | 24:17 Josh starts doing press-ups and sit-ups | 26:10 Josh takes off his shirt and continues to work out | 37:00 Josh finishes his workout | 40:00 Josh's arms are going to be swole up for tomorrow |


The film called King Cobra is not about me 2016-10-02
The movie 'King Cobra' about homosexual internet porn starring James Franco is about to be released on the 21st of October so Josh makes this quick video to let his fans know that the movie isn't about him | 4:07 Josh thinks that the trolls will use the movie to troll him | Josh talks about Family Guy for no reason


Soda review 2016-10-03
Josh gets sent a case of his all time favourite soda, Sprite Tropical Remix from his fan Vaypour | 00:38 oh oh look at that! | 1:28 Josh got zippo wicks sent to him but he didn't pick them up in time so they got sent back to Pipes and Cigars | 4:00 Josh went to pick up the soda today from the post office, if he didn't go today the soda would have been sent back | 06:03 Josh recalls being in junior high and would go to the soda machine to buy sprite tropical remix | 6:50 Josh made a video a while back about how they should bring Sprite Tropical remix back and they did | 07:20 The five bottles cost $50 | 8:16 Josh tries the soda and doesn't like it | 10:30 it doesn't taste like Sprite Remix | 11:30 don't waste your money on it | 11:54 Josh said it used to taste like liquid skittles | 12:08 no no no... no nonono | 12:53 Josh tries again... no no | 14:12 Josh would dumb every bottle down the drain but a fan bought it for $50 | 15:00 life is full of disappointment | 15:20 Even if Josh got a job, he wouldn't date again | 17:33 the after taste is funky but it's an abomination | 18:18 Josh wouldn't drink soda ever again if that drink was the only one left | 19:00 the drink is an insult to Josh's taste buds | 19:50 Josh will focus on getting a job and not dating | 20:08 Josh is doing himself a huge favour giving up on dating | 22:00 Josh would lick his own butt crack instead of drinking it | 22:17 Clint took Josh out Blimpe's to get a sub but Josh was moody and didn't want to eat | 27:17 companionship is for suckers and retards | 27:46 Josh laughs when he sees people getting their heart broken | 28:17 Josh would burn down every church and murder the pope if he could get away with it | 29:35 Josh quotes Ozzy, goodbye to romance | 37:12 there isn't a girl out there for Josh, he will be alone for the rest of his life | 37:22 companionship doesn't pay the bills or put a roof over your head | 39:29 Josh apologises to coca cola | 41:37 Josh wonders how long it would take to starve himself to death | 42:52 Josh calls himself ugly and a fucking porker FUCKING PORKER | 43:16 Josh only eats to stay alive for his fans | 44:50 Josh can feel the calories sticking to his thighs FUCKING PORKER | 46:33 fucking porker squeal piggy, you like sticking your face you fat unattractive fuck | 49:50 Josh feels disgusting after eating the sub | 41:40 Josh eats some Doritos and insults himself more and calls himself a fat fuck and a retard | 54:15 Josh wants to smash his guitar and talks about the memories with his guitar | 59:15 Josh smashes his guitar for no reason| 1:02:00 Josh won't smash his acoustic because it was a gift from his grandmother | 1:03:00 Josh talks about the memories of getting the guitar he just smashed | 1:06:00 Josh says he is giving up on guitar playing | 1:12:30 Josh tries the Sprite Remix again and doesn't mind it | 1:14:40 Josh wonders if he can make himself throw up in the bathroom | 1:21:16 a moment of silence for his smashed guitar | 1:21:40 Josh says his neighbours will be thrilled now that Josh wont play his guitar anymore | 1:23:45 Josh doesn't want a sex doll anymore | 1:25:44 a lot of old school fans will be hurting now | 1:27:00 Josh feels like a part of him died


Sprite tropical remix review 2016-10-03
Josh shows off his smashed guitar and talks about doing his paper route to save up money for his guitar in North Dakota | 3:00 a fan says Josh would smash the sex doll if someone bought it him | 7:00 when Josh was in middle school, he has to film himself playing guitar for a project | 8:17 Josh got lectured by his dad Clint for something before he picked up the Sprite Remix from the post office | 10:13 Josh talks about buying Sprite Remix while taking guitar lessons | 10:38 Josh regrets smashing the guitar | 11:00 Josh reviews the Sprite Remix | 13:00 Josh says the soda probably expired, that's why it tastes bad | 16:24 Josh talks about buying a new guitar from a pawn shop | 17:00 Josh would think about buying a sex doll if he had the money | 19:21 Josh bought a Monster to commemorate his smashed guitar | 27:00 Josh sold 10 t-shirts on tee spring | 31:50 Josh talks about going to Loaf n Jug to buy a monster and a cigarette | 34:42 Josh puts a sticker on his guitar to commemorate his smashed guitar | 38:23 Rockstar's smash guitars all the time | 39:25 Josh smashes his guitar to mimic when his Legos as a kid got smashed | 40:00 Josh paid $177.77 for the guitar he smashed | 42:22 Josh talks about double standards with sex dolls |


Interview on discord and speaking my mind 2016-10-03
Josh is back on discord with his fans | 2:00 Josh talks about high school and fighting in school | 4:00 Josh's favourite class in school was English and Art |


Talking politics 2016-10-04
2:00 Josh is outside, he has a big ass pocketknife so nobody will fuck with him | Josh talks about legalising weed and politics | 7:32 Josh chewed him out for smelling bad | 14:55 Josh posted on Facebook about smashing his guitar then a person gave him shit for it | 15:20 Josh says he has body image issues | 16:51 smashing his guitar | 17:32 Josh talks about his dad Clint commenting on his Facebook posts | 18:05 you shouldn't be Facebook friends with your parents | 29:40 Josh goes to Loaf and Jug and talks to a dude about the elections | 36:58 Josh unfriended his dad on Facebook | 46:06 it's almost 3am |

Talking politics part 2 2016-10-04
Josh's fans on Discord were worried about Josh when he smashed his guitar | 2:51 Josh has disabled comments on his videos | 4:00 Josh talks about posting a picture of a guitar on Facebook, his dad commented why and all Josh will do is smash it so he unfriended his Dad on Facebook | 6:40 after Josh's last video and the cops stopped and drove away | Josh talks about politics and weed | 35:35 Josh thinks trolls are paying for bots to dislike his videos | 36:50 Josh's dad Clint accused him of being a liar for leaking his address. Packages can be traced so if a troll sends him something dumb he can fuck them up | 38:55 Josh talks about controlling the trolls | 42:00 Josh talks about unfriending his dad on Facebook |


Burger and political points 2016-10-04
Josh cooked a double burger with an egg and goes through how he made it | 2:45 messy burger yeah buddy | 15:40 Josh talks about getting a new guitar from a pawn shop |


My great grand mother passed away 2016-10-06
Josh is mad because his 95 year old great grandmother died 3 months ago and his family didn't tell him | 1:34 Josh talks about his great grandparents who lived in Billings Montana | 3:10 josh shows of a scorpion his great grandmother bought him | 4:40 Josh wishes he had booze and weed because he would light up in honour for his great grandmother | 6:40 Josh almost starts crying | 8:10 Josh bought some wand supplies | 9:20 life asked death a question | 9:50 Josh talks about his great grandmothers days in the great depression and old people with loads of good stories | 10:40 respect your elders | 12:40 Josh's dad Clint chewed his ass out because he couldn't get a hold of him on the phone so he had to go over to his apartment and knock on his window | 13:50 Josh is pissed that his dad didn't tell him about his great grandmother died and they had a fight at the grocery store about something | Josh sings Green Day and other sad vocal covers |


Checking out the Halloween store 2016-10-07
Josh heads to the 'Spirit of Halloween' store (sadly now closed) | 2:00 enters the store | 3:00 Josh freaking loves Halloween | 5:45 Josh finds the black cloaks | 11:16 Josh starts playing with the Halloween displays | 12:30 Josh finds a Ouija board pillow and talks about opening up gateways | 13:20 cool ass clocktower | 14:00 Josh starts filming a skeleton on a swing | 22:00 Josh pays for his cloak but gives out his email and donates $4 to a charity | 24:40 Josh leaves the store and talks about the charity

Drink Combo video 2016-10-10
Josh mixes rum with Mountain Dew and starts talking in a British accent | 2:44 Josh loves how his weed shirt hugs his biceps | 5:00 Josh talks about being single and not finding 'the one' and talks about how you shouldn't get in a long term relationship because you end up dying alone anyway | 11:50 Halloween is only his favourite holiday and he hates how greedy people get around Christmas and Black Friday and also talks about Christmas being a Pegan holiday | 13:43 Josh refers to Jesus as the king of the Jews | 14:22 Josh hates his Birthday because some days he wishes he was never born and talks in a British accent more | 15:22 Josh talked to his job coach today and they filmed out his resume | 20:00 more British accent | 24:23 Josh shows off his wand for Ozzy | Josh rants about politics and weed | 46:28 Josh avoids fighting because he's massive and could put someone in the hospital | 48:00 Josh talks about fuck buddies | 58:00 Josh would snap his fingers and end human companionship if he could | 1:00:00 Josh has a huge dick and muscles, singing voice and guitar skills but he's still single | 1:06:40 Josh talks in a British accent and warns people about love being a fools game | 1:08:00 Josh calls himself a gothic vampiric bad-boy that women find sexy and he's single because and can't be tamed by a woman |


Vocal video 2016-10-10
3:20 it's easier to attract a woman if you have a job | 3:50 Josh thinks if he can match Shinedown then it shouldn't be hard getting a girlfriend | Josh sings a bunch of vocal covers


my opinion on the 2016 second presidental debate 2016-10-11
Josh talks about the presidential debates and he's undecided but may vote for Trump | 8:14 Josh thinks Hillary is a cunt |

Spicey Doritos loaded food challange 2016-10-12
Josh's staff for Halloween is drying in the vice clamp. Vaypor sent Josh two tickets to the ICP in Casper. Josh is taking Scotty to the concert and Scotty said he will get Josh a girl at the concert | 1:00 Josh is drunk as shit and will be eating a bowl of spicy Doritos loaded | 1:30 Josh talks about the takers on his last vocal cover are bots | 1:50 Josh told Scotty not to waste his time trying to hook him up, if it happens it happens | 2:50 Josh shows the bowl full of Doritos loaded, two whole boxes | 3:57 when Josh gets drunk, he ponders how he can't get a girlfriend when he's good looking and good at guitar if only he applied himself. Josh covers the Doritos loaded with ranch | 6:30 Josh covers the food with swampadelic hot sauce | 9:20 Josh starts eating | 13:25 Josh doesn't doubt Scotty's skills, women have standards and when they see Josh's Facebook picture they get turned off | 15:00 Josh gives some advice on if you're struggling on the dating scene, take some time off | 21:55 Josh knows he hasn't done the t-rex burger challenge but he will get to it eventually | 25:00 since his last workout video, his arms are big | 27:00 Josh turned off comments on his videos because people keep subscribing to his channel to talk shit, Josh knows his videos are weird | 28:20 Josh tries his hardest to make the best high quality vocal cover videos and bots dislike his videos | 31:20 Josh talks about his 'Jesus is a cunt' shirt | 40:00 Josh finishes the bowl of food | 41:00 Josh talks about people on YouTube getting bullied | Josh does a vocal cover and smokes his pipe to finish the video


Coffee Review 2016-10-14
Josh drinks cold coffee (Deathwish coffee) | Josh unboxing the coffee and talks about coffee | Josh obviously combines the Deathwish coffee with his coffee | 8:45 Josh's vacuum emptied all over the floor | 12:28 Josh talks about his PS3 freezing up trying to play GTA 5 | 15:00 Josh checks his Facebook and talks about people trying to add him as a friend | 16:59 Jeremy Rogers requested a Rasta staff | Josh talks about drinking coffee for a long time | 25:37 Josh talks about Pokémon Go being unsafe | 28:22 Josh met someone and thinks he has a guaranteed job, all he needs to do is apply for the job... tomorrow | 29:40 apparently Castellus Zemi (Fat fuck from Kentucky) and Josh thinks that his dark magic got him into a car crash and talks about his beef with him | 31:32 if Josh got a new job, he wouldn't tell where he was working | 32:11 Josh says that bots were downvoting his vocal cover video | 32:42 Josh says his fans may practice magic so they may cast dark spells on fat fuck from | Josh talks about Wendys and getting fired because of Castellus Zemi | 40:36 Josh talks about Castellus prank calling hookers and talks about the risks that hookers take and Josh wants to legalise prostitution | 44:47 Castellus didn't piss off a cult, he amused one | 45:55 Josh thinks he's lying about the car crash | 46:37 a petition was made to get Josh his job back but it didn't do shit | Josh talks about being loyal to Wendys but got fired because of a Youtuber | 50:36 Josh shows off his new knife | 57:28 Josh read some of the comments on Castellus' YouTube channel | Josh talks about Trump | 1:00:00 Josh plays guitar | 1:29:12 Josh put the string in the wrong peg | Josh replaces the string and plays for the rest of the video


Spicy food challange and guitar playing 2016-10-16
Josh is going to do a food challenge where he tries to eat FOUR hot pockets and a big plate full of Arbys fries after drinking | 00:30 Josh can't do the t-rex burger challenge yet | 2:20 Josh has been using hair products to make his hair thicker | 5:34 Josh drinks his Deathwish coffee | 10:36 likes that his channel is growing | 13:40 Josh is going to eat a big plate of fries for our sick entertainment, Josh's hair is looking good now, you can't tell he has trikateria | 16:26 Josh shows off the fries and hot pockets | 17:14 Josh covers all the food in ranch | 18:16 Josh then covers it in swampadelic hot sauce | 21:30 Josh counts up to 34 seconds for no reason | 30:50 Josh will conquer the plate of spicy greasy goodness | 31:50 Josh googled 'Casper marijuana dispensaries'' gives results to unopened stores that will open when weed becomes legal YEEEUGH! | 32:15 THIS CLOSE until weed is legal in Casper, Josh will smoke pot on YouTube when it becomes legal | 32:45 eats a long fry | 36:50 someone on Facebook mentions the fat girl Carolyn tried setting up Josh with but he isn't attracted to fat chicks | 42:07 Josh doesn't go out of his way to fat shame someone | 44:30 if Josh had a time machine he would go back and tell himself to learn to play guitar more | 46:03 Josh says he's given up on companionship and dating because he's different | 47:27 Josh isn't the ugliest guy out there but some women don't like him | 50:00 there are a lot of attractive women in Casper | 58:16 Love is a four letter lie, Love spelt backwards is Evol | 1:23:20 Josh has a brooding musician thing going on that women can't resist | 1:28:55 Josh snaps a guitar string trying to tune it | 1:33:25 Josh tries throwing the string in the trash but it wont stay in there |

 
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Guess lighting the half-smoked cigarette he picked out the ash-tray with a blow torch was a mistake
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I’d send him a new one, right, because honestly I feel bad for him at times.

but you know how Josh is, eh. You extend an olive branch, he’d sooner take it, paint it green and jam it up his ass.

edit: Think I made an exception to this rule when his dog died. I sent him some guitar strings and layed off him for a week or two. He was pretty bummed out about that whole ordeal.
 
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What happened to his other boglim hat he was rocking for a few streams? He seemed to like it. I could see Josh really liking an authentic leather pirate hat.
 
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Josh told us about how he watched a Trump speech, and Trump said "praise cobra magic" when talking about Josh defeating ISIS.
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You have it all wrong! It was Trump who thanked Cobra for defeating ISIS, but it was during the State of the Union address and it was the members of Congress and other government officials who all said in unison, "Praise Cobra's Magic!"
 
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Mattman456 said:
I’ll save the guy that posts the josh streams some time on this one

Gender rant where josh realizes his T spring store has been banned for using copyrighted images

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It’s not like the copyright thing is secluded to his merch. Almost every single album has copyrighted material in it, I think his first album just dead ass has him singing over “Cold” by Crossfade. Not even an instrumental, just him singing over the song. lol It’s actually pretty hilarious.
 
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It’s not like the copyright thing is secluded to his merch. Almost every single album has copyrighted material in it, I think his first album just dead ass has him singing over “Cold” by Crossfade. Not even an instrumental, just him singing over the song. lol It’s actually pretty hilarious.
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I really gotta find that now.

I’m gonna assume that his Etsy getting banned has inspired people to report his stores and that’s what’s causing these bans. Doesn’t he always just google image search all of his stuff?

Power is currently out so he is out in the woods giving the Worst stream quality since the grease lens saga

Weird shit in his chat today. Multiple people at the same time, so it wasn’t one person on different accounts, spamming his chat with “why do you have no Nigger friends”. No clue why that’s happening or who is doing it.
 
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