Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Marci96 said:
Reddit faggots ruin everything. Just let Josh be for fuck sake
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100% agree. Josh is an interesting cow in that he’s pretty damn honest if you think about it. He doesn’t scam people and usually addressed EVERYTHING. He doesn’t live above his means. Yes he is lazy as fuck, but as long as he has booze and take out he’s happier than DSP dropping 2k on gacha in a single night.

I mean is he hurting anyone? I don’t think so. Just enjoy the ride people. If I have any gripes with Josh it is 2 things:

1- he’s a metal poser. This will only bother other metalheads but he’s absolutely a poser.

2- his chair skeeves me out something wicked. I can’t be the only one who wants to get him a new chair just because how utterly offensive his is.
 
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The most goth thing about Josh is how he always looks like he's dead when he's sleeping.
 
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The most goth thing about Josh is how he always looks like he's dead when he's sleeping.
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Same pose as Shon

Here's Kobes streams from yesterday:
Start:
Shills his new merch and talks about his green phantom costume. Chance to win a Free wand with green phantom shirt up until Halloween. Talks about the shirts he put up.
3:45:
Too early to drink so he's going to have G Fuel #notasponsor but he wishes they were a sponsor. Talks about his ideal flavour of G Fuel. G Fuel drink combination. #notasponsor
7:22:
A fan sent him a Tim cast rage bait video he's going to do a response to. Shills his Teespring. G Fuel #notasponsor
10:02:
Starts the video for 2 seconds. Explains what happens in the video. Gender relations Double standards.
11:42:
Back to the video. Vlad the Impaler did not respect women. Fuck online pick up of age chicks at a bar instead. Scenario of getting catfished by a fat person. Both Gender Scenarios.
15:03:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes assumes attractive single women are psycho or cunts. Back to the video. Tim is parroting cobras Gender relations talking points. Talks about G Fuel.
17:57:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gun Control sperging.
18:39:
Mysterious knock at the door. Someone sent food to his apartment. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gun sperging.
20:33:
Back to the video. Tim is parroting Cobra's Gender relations talking points. Another Mysterious knock at the door. He Ignores it. Back to the video.
22:29:
Gender relations. Back to the video.
25:17:
Complaining about women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Men can't be body shamed. Back to the video.
27:58:
Gives dating advice. Back to the video. He's not even watching the video because he's texting.
31:44:
Gender relations Double standards. Back to the video. He's not watching the video because he's texting
33:35:
Trolls. Kobes trolls don't even care that he's autistic and has his own troubles. Texting. Kobes is totally not mad there is a restream channel. Shills his troll tears mug. Can't plug his Teespring link.
37:16:
Realises his Teespring is down. Trolls cope. Texting.
39:00:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes hates women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes hates women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes hates women. Back to the video.
41:18:
Society puts too much pressure on people to have sex. Fuck Elliott Rogers. Elliott Rogers should have just waited patiently. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes met Stephanie when he stopped worrying about getting laid. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Tell yourself you will find your of age soul mate. Back to the video.
45:20:
Fuck everyone who doesn't support BLM cuz. Texting.
46:55:
Trolls. Back to the video
48:36:
Cope about his Teespring being taken down. He's still trying to figure out why he can't access it. Back to the video. Texting.
52:28:
Gender relations. Texting. Reads out an email saying his Teespring was suspended for using copyrighted images. Back to the video and texting.
55:46:
Blames the trolls for taking his Teespring down. Stream cuts
Short video. He's outside. The power got cut off but he'll finish the video response when it comes back on. He called the power company and they said his power was still on so must be maintenance. He emailed Teespring to get his account reinstated but he will just make a new one if they don't. Check out the trees. He's not going to let a rough morning get him down
Start:
Says the power was turned off. He's going to try and counter the claim on Teespring and get his store reinstated or he will just make a new store. Restarts the video for 2 seconds and explains what happens in the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Repeat.
4:31:
Voice message to a troll. Texting. Trolls. Back to the video. Texting.
5:47:
Reads a troll text. Trolls. Kobes would let cobras go extinct if it would prevent 9/11. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vladimir the Impaler did not respect women. Back to the video.
8:01:
Reads a troll text. He's not going to sell Shon. Texting. Trolls. Talks about his Teespring.
9:40:
Reads a troll text. Texting. Back to the video for 2 seconds. It's okay for him to be yelling at his computer at 2pm. Texting. Kobes is focusing on his fans not the haters. Voice message to Trolls. Texting. Reads troll texts.
13:29:
You're not even the real warlord Campbell. Back to the video for 2 seconds. BLM. Back to the video.
14:59:
Purs his phone on airplane mode to own the trolls. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gun sperg. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gun sperg. Repeat. Scenario of getting shot in a break in because the government took your gun. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
17:56:
Kobes thoughts on immigration. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Wypipo gave Native Americans small pox. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Repeat.
26:30:
Scenario of giving a woman a bath on her period. Gender relations. Back to the video.
28:43:
Talks about his Gabby Petito rant and how life is so hard for men. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Women are oppressing men. Scenario where Kobes saves Gabby.
31:25:
Legalise pot sperg. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations Double standards. Back to the video.
34:32:
Gender relations Double standards. Complaining about his Teespring store getting shut down. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Scenario where women and men roll reverse from the Gender roles in the 1950s.
37:30:
Gives relationship advice. Make your woman some cheese and crackers and whiteclaws. Women love whiteclaw . Girly drinks is toxic masculinity. Imagination Scenario whiteclaws bring the of age women to the party. Prius ad.
41:10:
Should be able to make fun of gays. Lgbt rant.
43:31:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Pussy privilege. Vagina health. Standing up to pee is male privilege. Scenario of woman peeing in the woods and getting poison ivy on her of age vagina.
46:53:
Should be allowed to make jokes about gays. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women are entitled cunts. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Everything is so hard for men. Female privilege. Back to the video.
51:20:
Gender relations. Back to the video.
52:27:
G Fuel piss while ranting about Gender relations. Singing in the toilet.
54:18:
Returns. Lesbians are more accepted by straight people than gay men. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes hates women. Repeat.
58:20:
Checks his PayPal. Instant transfer. His bank account will no longer be in the negative. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Blames feminazis fir his Teespring getting shut down. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dry spell cope.
1:02:35:
Feminazis and incels should fuck each other. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Divorce Gender relations Double standards. Back to the video.
1:06:09:
Talks about his Etsy and Teespring getting shut down. His bank account is out if the negative now. Back to the video. Vegans. Back to the video.
1:08:00:
Rich people dating. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
1:11:18:
Kobes is a womaniser apparently.
1:12:55:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dating scene advice. Women can be sugar mommas. Fuck this sugar daddy sugar momma culture.
1:16:14:
Student debt. Unplanned college pregnancy scenario.
1:20:17:
Gives marriage advice. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Chicken Alfredo. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Politics and dating. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations both sides.
1:24:12:
Says he'll set up a merch site somewhere else if he can't get his Teespring reinstated. Back to the video.
1:26:11:
KingSoapraJFS . Gender relations Double standards in shaving. Women in the middle East wearing full body camping tents. Privileged western women. Peace in the middle East, Gender equality for all Back to the video. Gender relations.
Start:
Says he paid for the cobra image on his shirt and changed the colours. He's working on wands for the Etsy order that need to be replaced. Doesn't think he's getting this Teespring back. He set up a bonfire merch store. He bought the cobra image.
3:58:
Shills his merch. Says the dude who drew his cobra never had a problem with him using the image. Owns the trolls with slow mode. Banning people from chat.
6:36:
His bank account is out of the negative. He's working on getting his Etsy out of the negative so he can sell wands again. Complaining about trolls. Not an alcoholic.
8:10:
He sent an email to Teespring. Reading chat.
10:13:
He's ranting about his Teespring and messing with his pooter. Or else he's farting angrily.
13:15:
He's making a new Teespring with a different email. Angry poots. Remaking his potion glass. Talks about the shirt with warlords dick.
37:13:
His Teespring sock account was disabled immediately. He's pissed.
48:30:
Shills his bonfire store. Mad at chat. Blocking people from chat.
Start:
Shout out to Exhumed visions for visiting him. He has a Ponchos burrito.
2:25:
Sauce on burrito. His sauces march the colours of the Mexican flag TWU.
3:51:
Yukbang. Shills Ponchos. Yukbang courtesy of Exhumed Visions.
6:50:
Shills Exhumed Visions merch.
9:26:
Fuck the haters this burrito is so good. Shout outs to food review channels. Shills Ponchos.
14:32:
He has the hiccups from inhaling the burrito. Shout out to Gabriel Iglesias.
16:44:
Authentic Mexican food makes happy warm tummies. Shills Ponchos.
18:20:
Sandbar quarter beer night followed by Ponchos
19:38:
Kobes having a foodgasm.
20:50:
Saving sauce for later. He's drunk from drinking with Exhumed Visions earlier. He has alcohol for Friday. Talks about having a Bud Light and possibly saving some for later because he's not an alcoholic.
23:49:
Back to talking about his burrito. Cheers to the true fans and Exhumed Visions
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Live and depressing.

He is literally screaming in rage about being awful at guitar. His neighbors must love him.

Edit: Holy shit, he is going absolutely insane. Someone is going to call the cops. He is way more fucked up than usual.

Edit2: Well after some sort of boglim fit, he has passed out. So far the police have not arrived. Got tears from laughing.

Edit 3: He's "awake" again. He is yelling at his lighter and slamming it on the desk.

Edit 4: He fell down and broke his cigarette. He is screaming again.

Edit 5: He destroyed his hat.
 
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I just got to this livestream and WOW is he on another level tonight. If he ever truly wandered out in public in this state I think he'd get arrested in no time for something, and there is no doubt in my mind that he's getting kicked out of this apartment. He's taking this shutdown of all his "stores" really hard.

This is hard to watch.

edit: if this dude doesn't pass out soon and the cops show up, he may honestly be spending a night in the drunk tank. Clintervention coming in nicely.
 
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Robert w'E'd Leef said:
the man is nothing if not a natural entertainer
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Completely agree. That's why I wish people would understand, if you just allow him to live his normal life you will get such wonderful content. There is no need to interfere in any way, except for the non-alcoholic fan mail...that has always been funny.
 
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BallBuster said:
100% agree. Josh is an interesting cow in that he’s pretty damn honest if you think about it. He doesn’t scam people and usually addressed EVERYTHING. He doesn’t live above his means. Yes he is lazy as fuck, but as long as he has booze and take out he’s happier than DSP dropping 2k on gacha in a single night.

I mean is he hurting anyone? I don’t think so. Just enjoy the ride people. If I have any gripes with Josh it is 2 things:

1- he’s a metal poser. This will only bother other metalheads but he’s absolutely a poser.

2- his chair skeeves me out something wicked. I can’t be the only one who wants to get him a new chair just because how utterly offensive his is.
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I feel like it's just a new generation of trolls (Using that term reeeally loosely here, also #NotAllZoomerTrolls or whatever) that missed out on the old Chris Chan days and the internet of the early 2000's to 2010's. They want to live out what they believe were the glory days of the internet and try to get some kind of clout with the older generation. They believe every lolcow has the potential to be Chris tier or there's some kind of unspoken law where it's ok to wish for or carry out malicious acts on lolcows since it'll make them legendary, like Bella believing that making Chris kill himself would make her a goddess or some shit or whatever. Nevermind that trolls that did bad shit to Chris are remembered as being the bad guys of the sagas they were in (I.e. Bluespike, Bella, TheIdeaGuys, etc.). Dead cows don't produce milk, after all. Maybe we're a different breed that prefers to observe and record but never interfere like the Watchers from the Highlander TV series, unless the lolcows come to us. Cobra though? He hasn't really done anything to make me angry. Just shit that makes me cringe, sure, but that doesn't warrant getting him swatted or phoning in death threats. Maybe people are afraid of being white knights? Being one of those is a mess in of itself, as we saw what happened with Null now receiving letters from an incestuous retard with a messiah complex that's been locked up in prison for a few months.

Edit: GODDAMN, THAT FUCKIN LIVESTREAM!!!
 
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Featured on Sep 25, 2021 by Null: KingCobraJFS took a tumble and broke his cigarette.

Ok here's a cut of Josh tripping on his gothic throne worn out prospector hat. Probably the funniest yet saddest thing I have ever seen.
 
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