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scary part is this boy has a gun. He might not be able to load or shoot it, that's still a scary image.
Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
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Clint's Burden
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To be fair, some of the best stuff does technically come from intervention from weens. They sent him sex dolls, they were the primary reason why Gothic Dee got all pissed, the reason why ridiculous fan mail is sent, that trump letter was absolutely hilarious. Even this was primed by trolls reporting his stuff and fired by a fan giving him booze.
It’s kind of a mixed bag, imo. Sometimes it’s funny, most of the time it’s a poorly thought out attempt.
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I guess it depends on the type of trolling a weening. Harmless fucking with is funny but I draw line at threatening a cow's wellbeing. They are more than capable of fucking that up for themselves.
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Holy shit this is hilarious. GOOODDDDDDDAAAAMMMITTTTTTTTT SOCIAL MEDIA DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT
Seizure posted an edit too:
I'm processing the streams from yesterday I'll try get them up today
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He's definitely in an abusive relationship with his guitar.
Is Cobes abusive to all his household objects?
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He better watch out or that lighter might pop off. Also, maybe I'm crazy but at around the 0:14 mark of the lighter clip, he sounds a lot like Jace Connors.
eaglesfan665
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King goober really showed those inanimate objects who's boss
Q_Anon1001
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This is what happens when you fuck with someone who's an expert in black magic, you get bit
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The autistic screeching when he falls and breaks his cigarette will never get old.
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Social media might not care, but I do cobes.
#nomorebrokencigarettes
#nomorebrokencigarettes
Thumb Butler
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This is the most wholesome featured content in quite a while (feel sorry for the cig though).
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Cobra is now featured on the front page of the Farms because of his little drunken tumble TWU
This must be what Clint was talking about 'doing his best every single day'
This must be what Clint was talking about 'doing his best every single day'
ChexMix88
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He has had some ok streams the past year but it was mostly one small 3 min part of a 4 hour stream but this whole stream was amazing. Can't wait to see if he takes it down and if he will ignore what he did in it like nothing happened at all.
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Side note, before the josh vs hat stream, josh got like 4 food deliveries back to back. They aren’t being dropped at the neighbors anymore. So I think that’s enough proof that Courtney dropped the address, and it was the correct one.
I know cobes doesn’t care and is just pretending it didn’t happen, but we can safely say and mark down that it was actually Courtney who doxxed cobes.
shout out exhumed visions for driving 20 hours to give josh money so we can watch the biggest tantrum hes ever thrown on cam. I am confident that when josh is gone, we can seamlessly transition to the weirdos like Courtney and EV and we won’t miss a beat.
I know cobes doesn’t care and is just pretending it didn’t happen, but we can safely say and mark down that it was actually Courtney who doxxed cobes.
shout out exhumed visions for driving 20 hours to give josh money so we can watch the biggest tantrum hes ever thrown on cam. I am confident that when josh is gone, we can seamlessly transition to the weirdos like Courtney and EV and we won’t miss a beat.
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What genetic disorder does this guy have? Serious question. I've seen a couple of people with a similar facial structure and eye alignment.
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Love exhumed. Been a cool cobra from way way back. He's always saying things in chat that Josh wants to ban him for, but won't. His edgy merch is funny too.
You won't find a clear answer to this, unfortunately. I would say he's clearly got the 'autism face' but plenty disagree. Cobra has said he has autism that was "self diagnosed by a doctor" so not much help with that statement. People think he's FAS, but I think he's just touched by the tism.
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His streams are ungodly boring, but these precious moments make up for everything. I was crying.
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TMDWU praise Cobra's comedy magic.
Here's the chaturbate stream and drunk rage stream from yesterday. Sleep stream is gonna be tomorrow.
Start:
Drinking Bud Light Platinum and watching chaturbate. Its before 8am his time. TWU. Kobes doesn't have to rub one out to appreciate a fine woman. He opened the beer last night and he's finishing it now. He had a good time with Exhumed yesterday. He'll find another merch site. He is for real watching chaturbate on live.
3:36:
It's okay to be a virgin. Talks about his first kiss. Home school chicks lol. Talks about the of age woman he's watching on chaturbate.
6:45:
Complaining about women. He's working on the replacement wands. It's okay to be a virgin.
9:43:
He's ignoring his phone while he's live. Sweet of age shaved pussy.
11:00:
Talks about hanging out with Exhumed. Says he sang to two of age chicks at Frostys. Back to talking about the woman on chaturbate.
13:06:
Malboro #notasponsor
13:57:
Bragging about drinking and watching chaturbate at 8am. Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Gives sex advice.
17:18:
Says he doesn't have to try for women to notice him because he's a YouTube celebrity. Dry spell cope. Back to watching chaturbate.
18:48:
Gender relations Double standards.
20:03:
Says he had a wank before going live. Back to watching chaturbate.
23:36:
Puts on some goffick jewellery.
24:39:
Doesn't have to jack off to appreciate a chick on chaturbate. Talks about wanking.
25:59:
Gives dating advice. Back to watching chaturbate.
28:25:
Gender relations Double standards. There's no dick implant surgery. Back to watching chaturbate. Mutes it so he doesn't get in trouble with youtube.
30:56:
Kobes regrets cheating on Stephanie.
33:15:
Vintage porn and OF and chaturbate. Back to watching chaturbate.
34:37:
Don't watch chaturbate or porn when you're in a relationship. Jack off watching your of age girlfriend sleep. Back to watching chaturbate.
37:00:
Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Sounds like he's talking himself out of doing a rape. Back to watching chaturbate.
39:15:
Talks about Summer. Blames trills for Summer breaking up with him.
40"45:
Going to check his PO box. Says he has 3 or 4 of this same shirt he's wearing. Back to watching chaturbate.
43:43:
Dry spell.
44:45:
Can crush for the fans. Kobes is doing good with his alcoholism because he gives the cans to Darfliny. Complaining about Teespring. Blames feminazis and trolls. Poot.
48:02:
Ends the stream because he has to shit
Drinking Bud Light Platinum and watching chaturbate. Its before 8am his time. TWU. Kobes doesn't have to rub one out to appreciate a fine woman. He opened the beer last night and he's finishing it now. He had a good time with Exhumed yesterday. He'll find another merch site. He is for real watching chaturbate on live.
3:36:
It's okay to be a virgin. Talks about his first kiss. Home school chicks lol. Talks about the of age woman he's watching on chaturbate.
6:45:
Complaining about women. He's working on the replacement wands. It's okay to be a virgin.
9:43:
He's ignoring his phone while he's live. Sweet of age shaved pussy.
11:00:
Talks about hanging out with Exhumed. Says he sang to two of age chicks at Frostys. Back to talking about the woman on chaturbate.
13:06:
Malboro #notasponsor
13:57:
Bragging about drinking and watching chaturbate at 8am. Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Gives sex advice.
17:18:
Says he doesn't have to try for women to notice him because he's a YouTube celebrity. Dry spell cope. Back to watching chaturbate.
18:48:
Gender relations Double standards.
20:03:
Says he had a wank before going live. Back to watching chaturbate.
23:36:
Puts on some goffick jewellery.
24:39:
Doesn't have to jack off to appreciate a chick on chaturbate. Talks about wanking.
25:59:
Gives dating advice. Back to watching chaturbate.
28:25:
Gender relations Double standards. There's no dick implant surgery. Back to watching chaturbate. Mutes it so he doesn't get in trouble with youtube.
30:56:
Kobes regrets cheating on Stephanie.
33:15:
Vintage porn and OF and chaturbate. Back to watching chaturbate.
34:37:
Don't watch chaturbate or porn when you're in a relationship. Jack off watching your of age girlfriend sleep. Back to watching chaturbate.
37:00:
Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Sounds like he's talking himself out of doing a rape. Back to watching chaturbate.
39:15:
Talks about Summer. Blames trills for Summer breaking up with him.
40"45:
Going to check his PO box. Says he has 3 or 4 of this same shirt he's wearing. Back to watching chaturbate.
43:43:
Dry spell.
44:45:
Can crush for the fans. Kobes is doing good with his alcoholism because he gives the cans to Darfliny. Complaining about Teespring. Blames feminazis and trolls. Poot.
48:02:
Ends the stream because he has to shit
Start:
Hes doing a rant on bullying on social media. He had trolls texting him and telling him to commit suicide. Fuck suicide. Drinking a fruity drink from his potion glass. Complaining about Teespring.
3:37:
His bonfire campaign was deleted but his account is still up. Back to bullying on social media rant. Mixes pineapple vodka with his hard lemonade. Trolls.
5:46:
He took chat off slow mode. Talks about his drink combination.
6:56:
No point in changing his phone number because trolls will find his new one again. Not going to check his po box now.
8:00:
Guitar shredding. Talks about his guitar and amp. Guitar shredding. Music keeps kobes going.
11:40:
Talks about how good he sang sweet child of mine when he was out with Exhumed. Talks about his ozzy glasses.
13:47:
Back to Guitar shredding. Don't talk shit about Ozzy. Kobez thinks he can sing like John lennon. Guitar shredding. Muh condishuns.
17:45:
Back to ranting about online bullying. Dream house.
18:38:
Guitar shredding. Reads chat.
19:30:
Don't let the haters get you down. Even ozzy has haters. Guitar shredding.
22:30:
Online bullying. Guitar shredding.
23:43:
Talks about his guitar idols. Guitar shredding. Talks about his guitar and amp again. Guitar shredding.
28:57:
Talks about his tattoos. Nearly pukes? Kobes isn't going to kill himself because of his idols, fans, friends and family. Guitar shredding. Talks about how much better his guitar playing has gotten. Guitar shredding.
32:09:
Kobes keeps the art of guitar playing alive. Talks about his guitar.
33:44:
Imagination argument with social media bullies. Talks about how good he can sing and play guitar. Guitar shredding.
36:26:
Learn to play guitar it's awesome. Talks about his free falling parody. Unexpected sneezes and KingSoapraJFS. Guitar shredding.
40:00:
Back to his online bullying on social media rant. Fuck suicide. Talking about how famous he is. Trolls. Kobes is an inspiration because he won't let social media bullying get to him. Muh condishuns. Ozzy was bullied too. Compares himself to Ozzy. Guitar shredding.
48:45:
Homophobic online bullying bad even though Kobes calls Justin Bieber a faggot all the time. He's not obsessed with Bieber like his trolls are obsessed with him. Things that stop Kobes from killing himself.
52:46:
Teef hurt. Kobes isn't blocking hate comments because hate comments are supporting him too. Guitar shredding.
54:42:
People are giving him shit for promoting Ponchos. Guitar shredding. Kissing and stroking his guitar.
57:04:
Puts on a video for 2 seconds. Guitar shredding. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Wants to redo the Terrence Pop video response he passed out watching earlier. Guitar shredding. Says he should start doing his Terrence Pop video responses with more alcohol and guitar licks.
1:01:31:
Back to the video. Moar alcohol. Guitar shredding. Back to the video. Guitar shredding.
1:05:40:
Terrence Pop video response. He's very drunk now.
1:07:05:
Creepy about butt segment. Unexpected sneezes. Back to the video. Looks like he's gonna fall asleep again.
1:09:27:
Plays star spangled banner. He's getting really angry that he can't play it. Needs more spooky tuning.
1:15:27:
Gives up. He's so mad, yelling at the screen. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
1:17:14:
Trying again to get the right spooky tuning. Guitar shredding. Gives up.
1:21:15:
Wtf is this twitch fit? Falling asleep again.
1:22:50:
Wakes up. Getting ready for a smoke break. Bashes his lighter against the table and talking shit.
1:24:52:
Epic fall over his chair and rage. Social media made him fall over. Punches his table for touching him. Kicks his desk and spills his drink.
1:28:00:
Yells at his hat for being in his way and throws it. Bests his hat over his chair. Holy shit this is insane. Yells at inanimate objects for falling off his desk.
1:30:44:
Hat on. I think he's whispering yo his rape demon.
1:32:24:
Rages at his cigarette after he drops it. He's just making the best of every day youtube. That's all you can do.
1:33:42:
Falling asleep again.
1:35:47:
Smoke break
1:40:56:
Returns and ends stream
Hes doing a rant on bullying on social media. He had trolls texting him and telling him to commit suicide. Fuck suicide. Drinking a fruity drink from his potion glass. Complaining about Teespring.
3:37:
His bonfire campaign was deleted but his account is still up. Back to bullying on social media rant. Mixes pineapple vodka with his hard lemonade. Trolls.
5:46:
He took chat off slow mode. Talks about his drink combination.
6:56:
No point in changing his phone number because trolls will find his new one again. Not going to check his po box now.
8:00:
Guitar shredding. Talks about his guitar and amp. Guitar shredding. Music keeps kobes going.
11:40:
Talks about how good he sang sweet child of mine when he was out with Exhumed. Talks about his ozzy glasses.
13:47:
Back to Guitar shredding. Don't talk shit about Ozzy. Kobez thinks he can sing like John lennon. Guitar shredding. Muh condishuns.
17:45:
Back to ranting about online bullying. Dream house.
18:38:
Guitar shredding. Reads chat.
19:30:
Don't let the haters get you down. Even ozzy has haters. Guitar shredding.
22:30:
Online bullying. Guitar shredding.
23:43:
Talks about his guitar idols. Guitar shredding. Talks about his guitar and amp again. Guitar shredding.
28:57:
Talks about his tattoos. Nearly pukes? Kobes isn't going to kill himself because of his idols, fans, friends and family. Guitar shredding. Talks about how much better his guitar playing has gotten. Guitar shredding.
32:09:
Kobes keeps the art of guitar playing alive. Talks about his guitar.
33:44:
Imagination argument with social media bullies. Talks about how good he can sing and play guitar. Guitar shredding.
36:26:
Learn to play guitar it's awesome. Talks about his free falling parody. Unexpected sneezes and KingSoapraJFS. Guitar shredding.
40:00:
Back to his online bullying on social media rant. Fuck suicide. Talking about how famous he is. Trolls. Kobes is an inspiration because he won't let social media bullying get to him. Muh condishuns. Ozzy was bullied too. Compares himself to Ozzy. Guitar shredding.
48:45:
Homophobic online bullying bad even though Kobes calls Justin Bieber a faggot all the time. He's not obsessed with Bieber like his trolls are obsessed with him. Things that stop Kobes from killing himself.
52:46:
Teef hurt. Kobes isn't blocking hate comments because hate comments are supporting him too. Guitar shredding.
54:42:
People are giving him shit for promoting Ponchos. Guitar shredding. Kissing and stroking his guitar.
57:04:
Puts on a video for 2 seconds. Guitar shredding. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Wants to redo the Terrence Pop video response he passed out watching earlier. Guitar shredding. Says he should start doing his Terrence Pop video responses with more alcohol and guitar licks.
1:01:31:
Back to the video. Moar alcohol. Guitar shredding. Back to the video. Guitar shredding.
1:05:40:
Terrence Pop video response. He's very drunk now.
1:07:05:
Creepy about butt segment. Unexpected sneezes. Back to the video. Looks like he's gonna fall asleep again.
1:09:27:
Plays star spangled banner. He's getting really angry that he can't play it. Needs more spooky tuning.
1:15:27:
Gives up. He's so mad, yelling at the screen. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
1:17:14:
Trying again to get the right spooky tuning. Guitar shredding. Gives up.
1:21:15:
Wtf is this twitch fit? Falling asleep again.
1:22:50:
Wakes up. Getting ready for a smoke break. Bashes his lighter against the table and talking shit.
1:24:52:
Epic fall over his chair and rage. Social media made him fall over. Punches his table for touching him. Kicks his desk and spills his drink.
1:28:00:
Yells at his hat for being in his way and throws it. Bests his hat over his chair. Holy shit this is insane. Yells at inanimate objects for falling off his desk.
1:30:44:
Hat on. I think he's whispering yo his rape demon.
1:32:24:
Rages at his cigarette after he drops it. He's just making the best of every day youtube. That's all you can do.
1:33:42:
Falling asleep again.
1:35:47:
Smoke break
1:40:56:
Returns and ends stream
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Probably FAS but he is a self diagnosed autist afaik