Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[SP:OP]

Cobes is grumpy cause someone called a wellness check on him. He decided that he needs to slow down on everything except for drinking. He will catch us later toobs.

 

[eaglesfan665]

Cobes is grumpy cause someone called a wellness check on him. He decided that he needs to slow down on everything except for drinking. He will catch us later toobs.

i like how he has to broadcast these little streams with tips about what you can do to piss him off him more

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

What genetic disorder does this guy have? Serious question. I've seen a couple of people with a similar facial structure and eye alignment.

FAS

 

[chimpSculpture]

i like how he has to broadcast these little streams with tips about what you can do to piss him off him more

Perfect lolcow behaviour.

Also he's live again already, did his dad call him or something?

chillin

https://paypal.me/KingCobra666420?locale.x=en_UShttps://www.bonfire.com/store/king-cobras-fang/https://www.customizedgirl.com/s/KingCobrahttps://grondyke-soa...

youtu.be

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I'm sure this is posted somewhere in the thread, but for anyone coming in from the front page who has no idea who this guy is and feels like watching some video content this is a pretty good primer:

He's basically a bizarre looking white trash weirdo, but he's a well meaning and unashamed bizarre looking white trash weirdo, which makes it tough to really dislike him. I'd go so far as to say he's one of the less A-loggable individuals on the site.

Although his recent descent into alcoholism has made the situation a little bit more bleak; I'm surprised he hasn't set himself on fire yet seeing as he can barely manage that sober.

 

[mindlessobserver]

What genetic disorder does this guy have? Serious question. I've seen a couple of people with a similar facial structure and eye alignment.

It's Gin-itus. It's invariably fatal but it takes an agonizingly long time.

 

[Furry killer]

He is fucking over it, dudes. He is gonna take a break from youtube and drink off-camera for a couple of days. Sad, people are just worried about him rolling around on the floor. And a wellness check is nothing major but he compares it to swatting. This is why I stopped watching him many years ago, he live-streams his life and wants people to engage with him but when a few people do engage, he goes absolute bananas. And 98% of his content is boring as hell, only 1-2% of it is somewhat funny.

 

[Clint's Burden]

What genetic disorder does this guy have? Serious question. I've seen a couple of people with a similar facial structure and eye alignment.

I’ve been investigating this topic for a couple of years now and, as far as I can, he doesn’t suffer from any kind of genetic disorder officially.

According to Clint, his mother Laurel suffered from some mental instability and that prompted the separation. Josh would fly into these kinda violent rages (Like last night) and Clint would remark on how he reminded him of Laurel and it scared him.

Josh has claimed that he has bipolar disorder also, so it might be fair to say that he holds some resentment for passing that on to him. It’s been untreated for a decade so it may explain some of the mental degradation.

 

[Arealsomalipirate]

He is fucking over it, dudes. He is gonna take a break from youtube and drink off-camera for a couple of days. Sad, people are just worried about him rolling around on the floor. And a wellness check is nothing major but he compares it to swatting. This is why I stopped watching him many years ago, he live-streams his life and wants people to engage with him but when a few people do engage, he goes absolute bananas. And 98% of his content is boring as hell, only 1-2% of it is somewhat funny.

I don't necessarily believe he cares about the fan interaction, as much as he lives like a child and is always looking for away to keep his " rock star " lifestyle afloat. The wellness check shit is an ongoing problem with these damn glass tappers. Stop with the " concerned " nonsense, if you can't handle it then don't watch. Stop calling the cops, stop calling homedad clint and just enjoy the spectacle that is cobra.

 

[Dizzydent]

To be fair, I've had a couple nights where I've had a few drinks and tripped over something and ruined my smoke and yelled "GOD FUCKING DAMN IT" and proceeded to curse for two minutes but you get over it quickly like anyone who stubs a toe.

I cannot condone the trashing of that BC Rich guitar though, that's just criminal and hurts me to watch.

 

[Furry killer]

I don't necessarily believe he cares about the fan interaction, as much as he lives like a child and is always looking for away to keep his " rock star " lifestyle afloat. The wellness check shit is an ongoing problem with these damn glass tappers. Stop with the " concerned " nonsense, if you can't handle it then don't watch. Stop calling the cops, stop calling homedad clint and just enjoy the spectacle that is cobra.

Yeah, I also think he only likes it when people agree with him and cheer him on, that's why he gets so upset when this shit happens, it fucks with his self-image.

 

[Arealsomalipirate]

To be fair, I've had a couple nights where I've had a few drinks and tripped over something and ruined my smoke and yelled "GOD FUCKING DAMN IT" and proceeded to curse for two minutes but you get over it quickly like anyone who stubs a toe.

I cannot condone the trashing of that BC Rich guitar though, that's just criminal and hurts me to watch.

Same man, I have had a few rough drinking sessions in my time, it is what it is. I'm not usually a fan of smashing guitars but to be brutally honest toobz, BC Rich especially their lower end stuff is really crap, at least it wasn't an Ibanez.

 

[WinnieTheJew]

More motivation to not drink

Looking at a retarded manchild crying and screaming over a broken cigarette is helping me quit myself. If I can make a strong enough link inside my head between fetal alcohol syndrome wizards and tobacco use I'll never smoke again.

 

[TurdFondler]

Ok team, the lab analysis is finally back and we can clearly see the Throne actually broke the Dark Lord's fall, but Dark Powers often come at a price.


It happens fast, so the timestamps are of little use. At the beginning of second 5, 2 minutes in, the Dark Lord is leaving the throne. He moves out of view, our forensics lab is working to reconstruct this footage.

The next time we see him is here:
He's clearly off balance and leaning towards our right, despite his altered state we can see his body trying to retain balance


Contact is made with the throne, he's already mid fall.

Perhaps braced by the dark energies flowing through his most sacred sanctum, our Lord is able to reposition himself and brace for impact.



We hear our Lord hit the floor, the throne having protected him at a price- 1 cigarette.

 

[narcissistic injury]

CobraCraftWands | Etsy

You searched for: CobraCraftWands! Discover the unique items that CobraCraftWands creates. At Etsy, we pride ourselves on our global community of sellers. Each Etsy seller helps contribute to a global marketplace of creative goods. By supporting CobraCraftWands, you’re supporting a small...

www.etsy.com

what happened to his etsy? i wanted to buy a wand

 

[Clint's Burden]

CobraCraftWands | Etsy

You searched for: CobraCraftWands! Discover the unique items that CobraCraftWands creates. At Etsy, we pride ourselves on our global community of sellers. Each Etsy seller helps contribute to a global marketplace of creative goods. By supporting CobraCraftWands, you’re supporting a small...

www.etsy.com

what happened to his etsy? i wanted to buy a wand

His Etsy is currently out of commission. Someone didn’t receive their product, they filed a request for a refund, Josh didn’t acknowledge it for months and now they’ve shut down the store until he can settle the dispute.

That means making and sending new wands or paying $200+ dollars. Hasn’t been in a hurry to do the former and isn’t capable of doing the latter.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

That single seater couch just lunged at Josh from out of nowhere.

It is the hero we all need but don't deserve.

 

[beeingurself]

If he ever truly wandered out in public in this state I think he'd get arrested in no time for something

Probably for trying to stab someone with his Rambo knife.
Or starting an argument with a STOP sign.

 

[DaveSydeBennet]

I really want to sample his freak out for a djent album. This was probably the most metal thing he’s ever done. Tell me I’LL SMOKE YOU! TILL YOU’RE DEAD! wouldn’t be great as an album intro or before a breakdown.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Ok team, the lab analysis is finally back and we can clearly see the Throne actually broke the Dark Lord's fall, but Dark Powers often come at a price.

View attachment 2568147
It happens fast, so the timestamps are of little use. At the beginning of second 5, 2 minutes in, the Dark Lord is leaving the throne. He moves out of view, our forensics lab is working to reconstruct this footage.

The next time we see him is here:View attachment 2568148
He's clearly off balance and leaning towards our right, despite his altered state we can see his body trying to retain balance

View attachment 2568150
Contact is made with the throne, he's already mid fall. View attachment 2568151

Perhaps braced by the dark energies flowing through his most sacred sanctum, our Lord is able to reposition himself and brace for impact.

View attachment 2568153

We hear our Lord hit the floor, the throne having protected him at a price- 1 cigarette.

He definitely hit his right hip on the way down. Sure that won't feel great tomorrow.
My favorite part though is when he finally returns to his seat, he angrily kicks his desk right where his drink is. Surprise surprise, but that was the last bit of alcohol he HAAAAAAAD!