Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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His Dad has a rather diminished mental age. Was a single father, Alex’s mother passed away. Lower socio, mental health problems, domestic abuse; normally a symptom of each other.

No doubt the learned behaviour of domestic abuse came from somewhere.
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I was lead to believe Alex didn’t necessarily learn it, so much as his neurological issues cause him to black out into aggressive episodes. I’m sure the two aren’t unrelated though.
 
Here's the archives and BCV summaries for November 2016:
Un boxing fan mail 2016-11-04
Josh gets a fan gift in the mail and it's a pistol knife, seasoning, a spitfire sticker, more swampadelic hot sauce, a Friday the 13th t-shirt, a new knife in the packaging | Josh can't open the packaging of the knife and calls it a cunt | 23:48 Josh saw a guitar for a few thousand guitars and wants it | 34:24 smoking is good for pollution, it gets rid of people | 39:06 Josh's sub count is growing and he likes it | 45:26 Josh hocks up a loogie

Chatting with Discord fans and raping and covering songs 2016-11-04
Josh answers questions and sings on discord

Taco Bell food review 2016-11-05
Josh is at Taco Bell with Steve and his wife, Josh's helping Steve with odd jobs around Casper | 1:42 a girl working at Taco Bell asks Josh if he's still working at Wendys and tells her trolls got him fired | 2:15 Steve says Josh is working for him | 3:00 she asks Josh to apply for a Job at Taco Bell but Josh says he's not dressed to fill in an application now. Steve mistakes the woman called Tammy for someone else who doesn't look like her. Josh says Tammy looks like Stephanie and Wenona (Alex Warlord's ex wife | 4:00 Josh hugs the girl and tells him to fill in an application and Josh says he's not dressed for an application | 5:50 Josh points the camera at Steve and his wife | 6:50 Josh mentions the T-rex burger challenge from Wendys | 7:11 Josh says he's a damn good worker and talks about risking getting frost bite while walking to Wendys | 8:17 Josh helped Steve and his wife move into their new apartment | 9:20 Josh says a girl called Tammy is cute and Steve encourages him to get her | 10:41 They spent all the money they made for the odd job today $29.82 on Taco Bell | 20:45 Steve films Josh eat a taco | 24:00 Josh talks about asking his dad to take him to the grocery store to spend his SSI | 24:33 Steve asks Josh if he has access to his SSI money but Josh says no, his dad Clint is his payee. Steve then asks him if he's thinking of getting on his own SSI | 28:45 Josh says someone called Steve for a job to steal copper from a house. Steve said no. The guy started harassing Steve on Halloween | 30:00 Steve's wife stares at the camera with dead eyes as food falls out her mouth |

Im voteing for Trump 2016-11-06
The presidential election is 3 days away and Josh is on Discord discussing politics |

A message on facebook and vocal covers 2016-11-07
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Im voting for Gary Jhonson 2016-11-08
Josh voted for a third party candidate Gary Johnson because Trump was getting support from the KKK | Josh talks about Bernie getting screwed out the election | 1:17 Josh says Gary Johnson is pro weed | 1:46 Josh has been using hair care products to make his hair grow back in nicely | 2:00 Josh has thought about shaving his hair off to re-grow it because his friends wont recognize him | 2:37 Josh wants to grow his hair all the way down to his ass | 3:00 Josh says Wendys wanted Josh to wear a pony tail | 3:30 using a rubber band for your hair ssssssssssucks | 3:53 Josh talks about trikateria and his hair line and his gorgeous long hair | 4:05 it's much better to pick your guitar then pick your hair | 4:38 Josh says Gary Johnson called Trump a pussy | 5:42 Josh has seen goths with half their heads shaved | 6:00 Josh talks about wanting his hair past his ass crack | 6:56 Josh says people will think he's losing his hair or he's on drugs when they see his bald spot | 8:20 Josh shows a trick where he takes his change and wraps it in tinfoil | 8:52 Josh thinking about getting a ittle Ceasers pizza but then remembers tax and says never mind | 10:00 Josh talks about Republicans and weed | 11:13 Josh talks about his Dad not being able to take him grocery shopping and his dad having control of his SSI. Josh says if he sells enough t-shirts on tee spring he can buy a car | 13:04 Josh says Homeboy Scotty got a guitar from the pawn shop and it's black and green | 14:00 Josh says if he had a car he could meet up with fans and call it a cobra carnival | 15:10 Josh talks about meeting a fan at the ICP concert | 15:56 Josh says if he got more famous then people would be more star struck when they meet him | 17:22 Josh talks about walking into the bank with his Halloween on costume and talks about a Halloween party at his friends house | 19:23 Josh says his bangs have caught fire before | 20:12 Josh puts on his bandana so he doesn't pick his hair | Josh says Hillary Clinton has ties with ISIS and talks about the Epstein plane | 26:46 Josh deleted his voting for Trump video | 31:39 Josh talks about his Dad being too busy to take him shopping | 36:36 Josh talks about getting fired from Wendys and taking the high road and says the story where the woman insulted Josh for his job | 41:49 Josh talks about his vocal cover video being silenced | 44:52 Josh says if his t-shirts sell well he will get a guitar and do the T-Rex burger challenge from Wendys. Even though he was fired he still eats there | 46:26 Josh knows people assume he's a pot head with his shirt | 47:41 Josh says pipe smoking is healthier than vaping because you can get popcorn lung |

Marlbro Slate Review 2016-11-08
Josh is uploading a cooking video he thought he lost | 1:34 Josh is at his parents house about to have tacos | 1:55 Josh went out and voted for Gary Johnson

Making Spicy Mac and Cheese 2016-11-09
1:50 Only two of his guitar t-shirts sold and will save it to buy a guitar | 2:52 Josh says people are mass un-subbing because Josh turned off his comments and mentions the subreddit and he read the comments about the discord channel Josh is on | 4:14 people have been contacting Josh to tell him that the people on discord are trolls | 6:40 Josh appreciates people still staying subscribed to his channel | 11:14 Josh says he keeps friends and some of his life off YouTube because he knows he overshares | 13:00 Josh starts cooking mac and cheese | 13:16 Josh does sound effects SSSSSSOOMM | 13:45 Josh starts cooking | 19:12 Josh has low battery and says he needs to hurry | 35:41 Josh stats using a knife to open up a can | 43:31 Josh tries the food and likes it and pulls a funny face | The video ends because he runs out of battery


ommyTalks on the KingCobraJFS show 2016-11-10
00:29 Tommy calls this interview 'The Dark Lords Lounge' | 1:15 Tommy asks if he will file charges against Castellus Zemi/Fat Fuck From Kentucky and Josh says he might if he keeps harassing him and talks about being fired from Wendys |

The dark secrets of Sessame Street comdey skit 2016-11-11
TommyNYC and Josh do a skit about Sesame Street

Happy Veterans day 2016-11-11
Josh is hanging out with Scotty and Scotty's friend Chris and he's going to attempt to play the national anthem for Veterans day | 1:26 Josh talks about Trump becoming president | 2:11 Josh starts trying to play the national anthem and messes up | 6:46 Scotty tries to say him fucking up is fine, it's the thought that counts | 10:00 Josh gives a shout out to the troops | 10:33 Scotty says refugees are fucking up America and he doesn't want America looking after people who don't live in America | 13:06 Scotty says he's going to be going to get 'forms' from City Hall and trying to legalise weed, he says he wants to try and make signs | 15:06 Scotty says he's going to wear a suit and knock on doors |

to my fans and friends Im sorry 2016-11-12
Josh kills his sex doll and shows the sex dolls face after tearing it with his dick

Cobra Cult makes KingCobraJFS feel bad
Josh goes onto the cobra cult Discord with Scotty to confess that he destroyed the sex doll. Josh afterwards leaves Discord and deletes the app off of his computer, never to return

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Josh goes on YouTube to explain what happened with the sex doll and shows off the face of the sex doll. Josh's fans in the comments were negative towards the Discord group

Figuring stuff out 2016-11-14
Josh deleted his last | 0:57 Josh says the sex doll was poorly made and says shipping was terrible and it broke the sex doll before it got to him | 1:40 people were talking shit about Discord and Josh confesses he could have handled the situation better | 2:09 Josh says he used the doll the whole night he got it and in the morning. Josh says he could have bought it a insert vagina instead of breaking in | 2:35 Josh says again that the doll was poorly made | 3:47 Josh deleted the last video because he thought Discord was trolling him that night but then came to his senses and says he made a mistake | 4:30 Josh says he wish he was feeling sexually frustrated and people were making fun of him and it made him destroy the sex doll | 5:00 Josh says a lot of people are disappointed in him right now | 5:32 Josh has lost interest in getting a sex doll | 6:55 Josh says five minutes after destroying his sex doll, Josh claims he talked his friend out of suicide | 8:42 Josh says he's sorry for destroying the sex doll and believing the trolls that Discord are trolls | 9:00 Josh goes back to saying the sex doll was poorly made and shipped | 9:20 Josh ordered a bicycle engine kit and it was missing parts | 10:57 Josh says there are people out there that care about him and then there are some people that pretend to | 11:13 Josh says some dick fuck trolls commented on TommyNYC's interview pretending to be him | 11:52 shitty made sex doll | 12:30 Josh says the vagina tore when using it, read that Discord was trolling him which resulted in him destroying it | 13:00 Josh says this incident made him look like a dick and says he doesn't know how he can come back from this | 13:27 Josh says a girl he went to high school with unfriended him after he destroyed the sex doll | 14:52 Josh said he fucked the sex doll too much and it was poorly made | 15:30 Josh said the fans should have ordered it from RealLoveSex Dolls | 16:25 Josh makes a funny comparison about necrophiliac working in a morgue | 16:33 Josh said if he just took picture of it broke people could have been able to help | 17:03 Josh said he made up the wild story about someone stealing his sex doll | 20:56 Josh still has the professional microphone, he leaves it under Shon | 24:00 Can crush to all his fans | 25:51 After Josh destroyed the sex doll, his fans on Discord still watch him | 26:27 Josh talks about how a sex doll cheered him up after being jobless and not having a girlfriend | 27:50 Josh talks about the Discord video of them confronting Josh on the sex doll | 30:48 Josh has been made out to look like an ass on YouTube | 31:19 Josh says the people on Discord think he has schizophrenia | 37:14 Josh says his neighbours are going to get a kick out of seeing a sex doll in the trash | 39:66 Josh has been chain smoking tobacco to keep his stress down | 42:27 Josh talks about Vapor forgiving Josh for breaking the pocket pussy but destroying the sex doll broke the camels back | 45:00 Josh says trolls encourage Josh to do dumb things like a GoFundMe for a sex doll | 48:00 Josh talks about a video where he held up the face of the sex doll like Ed Gein |

‘Dracula’ Star Lupita Tovar Has Passed Away at Age 106 2016-11-14
1:22 Josh sneezes | 2:55 Josh bangs his trip pants on the table | 4:25 josh talks about cigarette butts littered outside his apartment and he picks them up to use them | 6:12 Josh says he would be lucky to make it to his 80th birthday |

Im alowing comments on my videos again 2016-11-17
https://redd.it/60op0m Josh's story of destroying the sex doll and lying about it blew up on social media. In response to his surge of fame and new subscribers, he re-enabled comments back on his channel | 1:49 Josh says he makes smoking look cool on YouTube | 2:02 Josh says "why does suicide taste so good" | 4:00 Josh wants one thing for Christmas, pot to be legal all over the world | 4:46 Josh tells his trolls to talk all the shit they want in the comments, it doesn't affect him | 5:30 Josh says by the time he becomes sick from smoking, he will be old enough that they will have found a cure to cancer by that time | 6:11 Josh cast a good weather spell on Casper | 6:55 Josh tells his fans to watch his subscription count grow now he's blowing up. WATCH | 7:20 people talking shit on Josh will eat their own words |

New burger video on the way and other topics 2016-11-17
Josh starts the video croaky | 4:31 Josh says he wants to pay the fan who bought him the sex doll back ($1,000) Josh says it will happen eventually | 4:53 Josh has lost interest in the idea of a sex doll because he's moderately attractive enough and wants | Josh talks about the cooking video he uploaded | 6:30 Josh has been depressed for the last couple of days because of what he did to the sex doll | 8:00 Josh says he could probably get a girlfriend if he played his cards right | 8:25 Josh talks about Stephanie and job corps and tells the story how he met her through an autistic friend called Emma | 11:25 Josh talks about possibly lying about cheating on her (he didn't tell her for months according to Stephanie) | 12:10 Josh says he wish he could go back and tell himself not to cheat on Stephanie... or not to tell her she cheated on her and not destroying the sex doll | 12:54 Josh explains why he destroyed the sex doll | 13:29 Josh learned not to destroy things | 13:54 Josh talks about cracking the screen on his computer | 15:09 Josh knocks over his phone and gets mad | 16:02 After demonstrating tapping his screen he made the crack worse | 16:41 Josh tries fixing his screen | 19:12 Josh says if he doesn't know how to fix something, don't do it | 21:38 Josh talks about if he had a time machine and could go talk to himself in high school | 24:00 Josh says he gets obsessive when he has a crash on a girl | 27:54 Josh sees girls checking them out, some ugly | 28:31 Josh says he's a FOUR | 29:30 lists off his 5 best qualities | 30:00 Josh says we will see what happens when he gets a job | 31:00 Josh talks about going on a date and having at least $100 | 23:39 Josh talks about the Sandbar and the Wonder bar closing in town | 33:39 Josh wishes he didn't destroy the sex doll | 34:30 Josh is confident that he doesn't have any STDs | 35:35 Josh's family invited him to go on a thanksgiving vacation but Josh feels bad because he doesn't have a job and is afraid he may get an interview call while he's on vacation | 38:53 Fuck snow | 40:30 Josh talks about his weather magic | 41:47 Josh says he's laughing because he has a cult following | 42:21 4,717 subscribers | 42:56 Josh talks about the T-rex burger challenge | 44:50 What Josh wants for Christmas | 47:21 Josh talks about his broken computer screen. Josh reveals he punched his screen at some point | 49:15 Josh says he dresses the same as he was in high school but he's a different person | 49:57 Josh sometimes sees cute girls in town | 51:33 Josh is sick of people saying he blames everything on his autism | 53:17 Josh says he's kind of gifted with music | 54:25 Josh is done destroying things his fans send him | 55:11 If he doesn't get his temper in control he will be alone for the rest of his life | 56:33 Josh talks about relationships | 58:17 Josh talks about Bailey and why it didn't work out | 1:01:00 Scotty told Josh that Bailey smokes a pipe | 1:01:23 last Christmas Scotty told Josh Bailey was hosting a Christmas party but missed it and talks about not being able to talk to her | 1:11:30 Josh talks about the sex doll again and discord | 1:16:30 Josh said he would still spend 3 grand on a sex doll if he had the money | 1:24:30 Josh says sex dolls were made for autistic fucks like him | 1:26:10 Scotty made a new Discord channel and Josh and some fans joined it |

Shon and Saunders hour long special 2016-11-17
Josh starts the video asking if we are coocoo for coco puffs and it's funny | 1:01 Hair thickening up real nicely and talks about his widows peak | 2:50 Josh says look he's a serial killer while eating cereal | 6:20 Josh talks about people complaining about him slurping his cereal and drinks and does it on purpose | 8:22 If you don't like his videos, there's the back button | 10:22 Josh talks about the new discord group with Scotty in it | 11:11 it may take a few months for his hair to thicken up | 12:30 you had cereal for dinner? you weirdo | 14:28 Josh brings out Shon to do Shon and Saunders | 15:35 Shon doesn't like Josh bitching about not being able to get a girlfriend and says he's a-sexual | 16:10 what kind of person destroys stuff his fans send him | 19:55 sex doll talk | 23:35 almost 2 years since he last had sex | 32:32 Josh says if he makes it to his 30th birthday he will give up and buy a sex doll | 35:07 Josh's channel is growing, he can use his fame to get a girlfriend | 39:18 Josh gets out Rusty and makes fun of Josh's hair | 46:36 Josh talks about having a crush on the girl who he bought the pot leaf earrings | 47:54 Rusty says Josh will be alone for the rest of his life | 53:50 Josh heard Trump wants to take away SSI | 56:32 Josh talks about the earring girl named Felicia | 1:04:30 Josh talking about putting mayo on your head to make your hair grow faster | 1:09:50 Josh talks about his hair again | 1:11:28 Josh talks about the pot leaf earring girl again |

Crazy spicy burger 2016-11-17
Josh starts off the video showing off Real Love Sex dolls and picks his perfect sex doll | 2:41 Wish he never destroyed the sex doll | 5:54 Josh wants to still pay back Vapor a thousand dollars before he even starts thinking about buying another sex doll | 6:37 Josh talks about being depressed in his last video talking about destroying the sex doll | 8:03 Josh starts making the spicy cheese burger | 13:12 Josh questions himself and thinks he will never get a girlfriend to save his life and beats himself up about destroying the sex doll | 13:34 Josh gets mad about a meat patty not coming out | 45:19 Josh starts eating the burger |

7 day ban from posting on facebook 2016-11-18
Josh opens the video saying someone flagged one of his posts he posted on Facebook | 0:45 Josh posted a picture of a full front naked girl | 1:03 Josh has to send a photo copy of his ID take verify it's him | 1:36 Homeboy Scotty's mom tried getting a hold of Josh on Facebook and couldn't | 2:03 Josh reads the automated message Facebook sent him | 2:22 Josh thinks someone hacked into his account | 3:00 The Facebook page was called 'Jugs of Facebook' | 3:34 Josh will be so pissed off if his account gets deleted | 4:27 Josh doesn't know why Facebook is asking him to verify his account | 8:47 Josh doesn't understand what happened | 12:26 it is what it is

Keeping it real on youtube 2016-11-19
Josh says he fucked up destroying the sex doll but he's trending on Twitter and Tumblr | 1:12 Josh says if another YouTube like Leafy covers the story he will make a video response and it wont end well for them | 1:45 Josh is sick of people saying he uses his autism as and excuse to get away with things | 2:53 Josh talks about working and Wendys has made him have a good reputation | 4:27 Josh shows off his pipe tobacco and it looks like poo | 5:47 Josh says he's not a serial killer | 8:47 A lot of people are pissed at him and the elections | 10:37 Josh says people are calling him the next Ted Bundy | 12:06 someone flagged his spicy burger challenge video so it got age restricted it. Nice try trolls | 13:47 Josh talks about his Facebook ban | 14:39 new discord group with scotty | 15:50 Josh says he could easily get a nice car for 2 grand | 22:19 4,717 subscribers | 24:17 there's a bar in Canada that named a drink after him | 26:34 Josh shows off his hair | 27:00 Josh says his usual line of people talking shit and his dick in their mouth | 32:20 Josh talked about going into a store and got something that had 666 on it and when he came home, Shon was sitting on his throne | 42:00 Josh could easily get a girl if he had a job and a hot rod | 44:29 Josh says he has an eating disorder | 46:01 Josh shows his guitar chords book | 55:47 guitar comes out | 1:23:20 Josh has pipe ash on his forehead

I have a job intervew 2016-11-21
Josh helped a friend move out to a new apartment and they got him pizza and tobacco for helping them | 1:27 Josh says his last 'interview' wasn't one and it was just putting in a job application and talking to the manager | 1:44 Josh does have a job interview tomorrow but won't say where | 2:23 Josh talks about how it came up | 2:55 It's close to his apartment | 3:55 Josh is going to dress real nice for his interview and play it cool | 4:36 Josh says it's a fast food restaurant | 5:35 Josh's hair is growing in a lot thicker | 6:40 Josh has been rubbing mayo into his windows peak | 10:23 Josh counts his chickens and says he can get a car if he gets the job | 11:38 hair |

dressed for a job interview 2016-11-22
Josh is wearing a black shirt tucked into black jeans with his hair in a ponytail looking smart | 0:22 Josh can call another place for another interview if things don't go well | 0:35 hair | 0:45 people have been posting photoshopped images of him wearing no hair | 1:08 Josh is glad people find his trickateria funny | 1:49 Josh says there are programmes to help grow back hair | 3:35 Josh's interview isn't for a few hours but is getting ready almost 4 hours early | 4:03 Josh says its a fast food job | 6:00 Josh says you can wear all black and look professional | 6:25 Josh talks about his attire | 7:12 hair | 7:54 people making comments about his hair | 9:40 Josh has a ride to his job interview | 15:36 people told Josh not to wear his JIAC shirt to the job interview | 16:12 maybe he's not losing his hair, who could have guessed it | 18:20 Josh has just been applying for fast food places around time | 19:00 working at Wendys for FOUR plus years |

guitar video 2016-11-22
Josh starts the video has has electrical tape on his glasses "Shit happens or else we wouldn't poop" | Josh's glasses broke several minutes before the interview | 1:45 they have a lot of applications to go through so they will call back | 4:30 Josh repainted his chopper bike | 7:37 Rasta staff | 8:00 Rasta staff smacks him on the head | 11:10 broken glasses one more thing to laugh at him | 14:10 the black tape on the glasses make it looks goth and makes him look like a gothic hippy nerd | 18:55 Josh said if he were to fuck his glasses would it be a sex tape | 22:00 Josh had to walk to the interview and blew off steam after breaking his glasses | 26:40 Josh predicts trolls will make fun of him and get bots to downvote his videos | 32:40 guitar playing | 1:12:43 Josh pulls faces shredding on his guitar | 1:23:20 Josh snaps a string trying to tune his guitar and it hits him in the face "aww that figures" |

Got my glasses fixed 2016-11-23
Josh got his glasses fixed | 1:50 Josh instructs how to put on a bandana | 4:45 Josh says he's taking a break from YouTube for Thanksgiving so he will be back in a few days | 7:44 Josh is working on his bike | 8:00 Josh is going on Thanksgiving vacation with his family | 8:30 Josh is going to a waterpark in South Dakota https://www.watikiwaterpark.com/ | 13:30 Josh has been prepping his body for swimming | 13:52 Josh says it would be cool if he met some female fans at the water park | 18:00 glasses snapping before his interview |


This is one of my favourite Cobra spelling mistakes 'Chatting with Discord fans and raping and covering songs 2016-11-04'
 
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Had a good laugh at this, this morning.

Also spotted this on Google images.

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How To Draw A King Cobra, Step by Step, Drawing Guide, by Dawn

Snakes, snakes, and more snakes. I just can’t seem to get enough of snakes when it comes to art and making tutorials. I know I have a good amount of
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A kids website, Josh? Really? lol
 
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Mr Sister said:
vegan teacher apparently said "A lot of meat eaters died in 9/11, was that a good thing or a bad thing?" and it really set josh off in a pretty funny way. he's going outside to smoke to calm down
edit: he's back. "cute uterus nagging pair of tits"
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Who is this vegan teacher he keeps freaking out about?
 
Everything Beagle said:
Who is this vegan teacher he keeps freaking out about?
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A YouTuber. I think one of the incel rant reaction channels (the Australian ones?) did a response video to this Vegan Teacher once, and Jord has been low-key obsessed with it ever since.

Some diehards might remember that, in the video where he sings to his toilet while shitting, he starts saying nonsense about Vegan Teacher.

Josh is pretty easy to figure out with regards to his “responce” videos. If he’s mad about something, it’s probably because Terrance Pop, Sydney Watson or the Aussie incel bro talked about it.
 
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He spelled it wrong again 'empowermet' :story:
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He spells it wrong every single time in a different way. He has spell check, his eyes are fixed, he has new glasses, he’s 2 inches from the screen and he still does this.

He’s an amazing human being.

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So guys? he going to troon?
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He copes, he seethes, but he surely will never dilate.
 
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Had a good laugh at this, this morning.

Also spotted this on Google images.

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dragoart.com

How To Draw A King Cobra, Step by Step, Drawing Guide, by Dawn

Snakes, snakes, and more snakes. I just can’t seem to get enough of snakes when it comes to art and making tutorials. I know I have a good amount of
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A kids website, Josh? Really? lol
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Christ this guy. I honestly can't tell if he's that stupid or just lazy. I don't know if trolls reported his teespring or he was busted by some automated bot system. At this point, it's only a matter of time before trolls jump on this one.

The worst part is, the Cobra community is so full of artists he could probably get someone to do it for free and it would look a million times better.
 
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Dick Pooman said:
To Josh's credit, that Cobra image does show up on the list of free clipart that Bonfire provides for t-shirt design, just like he said.

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Glad you found this. I've used some form of photoshop for over 15 years and I know when I saw that latest shirt that there was no way in hell Josh learned how to remove the background from an image, and change the color to match the text.
 
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Here's Kobes' latest streams:
Start:
Guitar shredding straight away. Spilled his alcohol but not going to freak out. Going to have one more drink after this because he spilled this one. Not an alcoholic though. Guitar shredding. Shills Bonfire.
4:14:
Talks about his new female empowerment shirt. Guitar shredding. Trolls haven't stopped him from going live. He goes live when he wants to. Won't be going live as often. Starts an Isayic Butterfield video for 2 seconds. Vegan teacher is racist.
8:05:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Apologises for calling the vegan teacher a cannuck. Talking about periods and the vegan booty's period blood protest. Vegans killing animals by eating their food and killing themselves from malnutrition.
10:43:
Drops his Guitar and yells at it in Australian. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Moar alcohol. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan teacher. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Back to the video.
13:20:
Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Apologises for using the word cannuck. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations. White enwords. Back to the video.
15:23:
Holocaust rant. People with autism and adhd were killed in the Holocaust. Hitler had a micro deformed penis and only one testicle. Jokes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes likes vegetables in his burgers and tacos.
18:23:
Talks about his burrito fro his food review. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan teacher rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Billie Eliajh is a good vegan not like these broccoli bitches.
22:16:
Making fun of vegan teacher playing ukulele outside McDonald's. Vegans are more murderers than meat eaters because the eat the animals food and kill themselves from malnutrition. Back to the video.
24:20:
Kobes would fuck the vegan teacher if he was into senior citizens and was driving enough. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Justin Bieber. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gordon Ramsay is Kobes' cooking inspiration. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Back to the video.
27:00:
You can eat meat and care about animals. Kobes buys cage free eggs, boglim animal rights activist. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Eating animals food is murder.
30:40:
Kobes supports veganism. Scenario of eating a burger and getting confronted by a vegan activist. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Not an alcoholic. Taking a break from YouTube by not streaming as much. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
33:07:
The song Stan scares him about being a celebrity. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. He's ignoring his phone to own the trolls. Talks about his chicken Alfredo. He would make this recipe for a cute of age lady he was trying to impress. Back to the video.
37:47:
Imagination argument with Vegans. Kobes doesn't like salad. No one is surprised. Imagination scenario of getting attacked by a vegan. Back to the video.
40:10:
Pewdiepie is so famous he was on South Park. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan teacher isn't valid because she didn't grow up vegan. Poot. Bloody to medium rare steak is how Kobes takes his steak. Talks about his chicken Alfredo. Moar Alcohol.
44:02:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Billie Eliajh is a good vegan. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan teacher wouldn't know what to do if she had as much money as Mr. Beast. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan booty and vegan teacher are cunts. Slaughterhouses are nit always the best place. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
47:09:
Kobes likes pizza. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan teacher is a carrot eating cunt. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Kobes ate vegan food sent to him by fans so proof he doesn't hate Vegans. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan teacher is a feminazi. Gender relations. Ovary overlords.
53:20:
Back to the Holocaust. It would be a different story if Hitler ate the Jews. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Does his Shon laugh.
54:47:
Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Thinks export is not a word and calls himself a retard. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations.
58:27:
Guitar shredding. Bragging about his guitar to own the vegan teacher. Guitar shredding. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Yelling at the vegan teacher.
1:00:47:
Guitar shredding. Back to the video.
1:02:01:
Yelling at the vegan teacher. Says her pussy would get moist for him. Restream is supporting his content. Rant about people stealing his content. The only mither he fucks is the mother of his trolls. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
1:04:30:
Angry hat put on. Trying not to lose his shit over the vegan teacher making comments about 9/11. Kobes trying to find his happy place.
1:06:43:
This passes him off more than him spilling his beer. Vegan teacher rant. Went to his po box, went to Walmart and git supplies to finish the re-order wands. Talks about his cigarettes.
1:09:25:
Wand in pocket. Anti rape shirt. Walks away and returns Yelling about 9/11. Moar alcohol. Nit letting the trolls or the vegan teacher piss him off.
1:11:10:
Smoke break. Mumbling vegan teacher is a cunt as he leaves.
1:17:02:
Returns. Guitar shredding. Fuck the trolls telling him to kill himself and fuck suicide. Back to the video. Vegan teacher said the enword. Back to the video.
1:19:36:
You shouldn't give words power but you should be sensitive about using words. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations history lesson. Back to the video.
1:22:22:
Reads what's written on the screen. Kobes mad. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Sharon Osborne is accused of being racist. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Words create hate.
1:25:12:
People call Kobes an aspie or sperg to male fun of his autism. He's checking his autistic privilege. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations. Back to the video.
1:27:20:
Vegan teacher rant. Last beer for the stream. Shills his merch. Back to the video. Ignore the vegan teacher and the trolls just like Kobes does. He deleted his drunk meltdown video because he didn't like the way he looked but the trolls saved it. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes supports black youtubers and has black friends. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz.
1:32:38:
Beer piss.
1:34:17:
Returns. Guitar shredding. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Guitar shredding.
1:37:31:
Not an alcoholic. Shills his merch. Vegan teacher should try pulling this crap in Compton. Unexpected sneeze. She is worse than his drunk meltdown stream. Trolls can't stop him from streaming. Blocks someone from chat. Can crush for the fans
Start:
Lists off his Taco Bell order.
1:27:
Yukbang. He's so drunk, he's spilling the tacos and fisting them into his mouth. Lettuce all over his beard.
8:00:
Too drunk to say his order. Back to Yukbang.
11:13:
The stream dropped and he didn't notice. Continues with Yukbang. Tacos have him feeling special. Doesn't care if he fails his challenge.
15:00:
Counts his tacos. He's full. Unexpected sneeze. Says they left him short. Saving the rest for breakfast. His eyes are closed while he's talking. Says this is the last time he's ordering from door dash. Gnome saying YouTube.
20:01:
Says he would have finished the order if they hadn't left him short. He's trying to do math. Thinks Taco Bell ran out of tacos.
22:54:
Checks chat is still moving very intensely. Still talking about being left short. Never ordering door dash again.
26:35:
Says door dash left him short mayonnaise on his McDonald's order and gave him extra honey. Puts the bag in the kitchen. Cleans up tge tacos entrails. Still complaining about his order. Taco Bell #notasponsor
29:20:
Going to have a beer to celebrate and save half for tomorrow. Complaining about his order. Talking to himself about his money situation. Back to Complaining about his order. Door dash should be for emergency only.
33:35:
He's not going to rate the door dash person. Falling asleep. Complaining about his order. Kobes gets to sleep like a sleepy demon when he passes out that's why he doesn't complain about being single.
36:25:
Lost his cigarettes. Gets his drinks to make a combination changes his mind and ends the stream
Short video. Outside filming a field with lots of crows in it. He twirled his moustache. Kobes likes crows. He scares them off.
 
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Start:
Guitar shredding straight away. Spilled his alcohol but not going to freak out. Going to have one more drink after this because he spilled this one. Not an alcoholic though. Guitar shredding. Shills Bonfire.
4:14:
Talks about his new female empowerment shirt. Guitar shredding. Trolls haven't stopped him from going live. He goes live when he wants to. Won't be going live as often. Starts an Isayic Butterfield video for 2 seconds. Vegan teacher is racist.
8:05:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Apologises for calling the vegan teacher a cannuck. Talking about periods and the vegan booty's period blood protest. Vegans killing animals by eating their food and killing themselves from malnutrition.
10:43:
Drops his Guitar and yells at it in Australian. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Moar alcohol. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan teacher. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Back to the video.
13:20:
Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Apologises for using the word cannuck. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations. White enwords. Back to the video.
15:23:
Holocaust rant. People with autism and adhd were killed in the Holocaust. Hitler had a micro deformed penis and only one testicle. Jokes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes likes vegetables in his burgers and tacos.
18:23:
Talks about his burrito fro his food review. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan teacher rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Billie Eliajh is a good vegan not like these broccoli bitches.
22:16:
Making fun of vegan teacher playing ukulele outside McDonald's. Vegans are more murderers than meat eaters because the eat the animals food and kill themselves from malnutrition. Back to the video.
24:20:
Kobes would fuck the vegan teacher if he was into senior citizens and was driving enough. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Justin Bieber. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gordon Ramsay is Kobes' cooking inspiration. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Back to the video.
27:00:
You can eat meat and care about animals. Kobes buys cage free eggs, boglim animal rights activist. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Eating animals food is murder.
30:40:
Kobes supports veganism. Scenario of eating a burger and getting confronted by a vegan activist. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Not an alcoholic. Taking a break from YouTube by not streaming as much. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
33:07:
The song Stan scares him about being a celebrity. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. He's ignoring his phone to own the trolls. Talks about his chicken Alfredo. He would make this recipe for a cute of age lady he was trying to impress. Back to the video.
37:47:
Imagination argument with Vegans. Kobes doesn't like salad. No one is surprised. Imagination scenario of getting attacked by a vegan. Back to the video.
40:10:
Pewdiepie is so famous he was on South Park. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan teacher isn't valid because she didn't grow up vegan. Poot. Bloody to medium rare steak is how Kobes takes his steak. Talks about his chicken Alfredo. Moar Alcohol.
44:02:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Billie Eliajh is a good vegan. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan teacher wouldn't know what to do if she had as much money as Mr. Beast. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan booty and vegan teacher are cunts. Slaughterhouses are nit always the best place. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
47:09:
Kobes likes pizza. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan teacher is a carrot eating cunt. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Kobes ate vegan food sent to him by fans so proof he doesn't hate Vegans. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan teacher is a feminazi. Gender relations. Ovary overlords.
53:20:
Back to the Holocaust. It would be a different story if Hitler ate the Jews. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Does his Shon laugh.
54:47:
Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Thinks export is not a word and calls himself a retard. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations.
58:27:
Guitar shredding. Bragging about his guitar to own the vegan teacher. Guitar shredding. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Yelling at the vegan teacher.
1:00:47:
Guitar shredding. Back to the video.
1:02:01:
Yelling at the vegan teacher. Says her pussy would get moist for him. Restream is supporting his content. Rant about people stealing his content. The only mither he fucks is the mother of his trolls. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
1:04:30:
Angry hat put on. Trying not to lose his shit over the vegan teacher making comments about 9/11. Kobes trying to find his happy place.
1:06:43:
This passes him off more than him spilling his beer. Vegan teacher rant. Went to his po box, went to Walmart and git supplies to finish the re-order wands. Talks about his cigarettes.
1:09:25:
Wand in pocket. Anti rape shirt. Walks away and returns Yelling about 9/11. Moar alcohol. Nit letting the trolls or the vegan teacher piss him off.
1:11:10:
Smoke break. Mumbling vegan teacher is a cunt as he leaves.
1:17:02:
Returns. Guitar shredding. Fuck the trolls telling him to kill himself and fuck suicide. Back to the video. Vegan teacher said the enword. Back to the video.
1:19:36:
You shouldn't give words power but you should be sensitive about using words. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations history lesson. Back to the video.
1:22:22:
Reads what's written on the screen. Kobes mad. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Sharon Osborne is accused of being racist. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Words create hate.
1:25:12:
People call Kobes an aspie or sperg to male fun of his autism. He's checking his autistic privilege. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations. Back to the video.
1:27:20:
Vegan teacher rant. Last beer for the stream. Shills his merch. Back to the video. Ignore the vegan teacher and the trolls just like Kobes does. He deleted his drunk meltdown video because he didn't like the way he looked but the trolls saved it. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes supports black youtubers and has black friends. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz.
1:32:38:
Beer piss.
1:34:17:
Returns. Guitar shredding. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Guitar shredding.
1:37:31:
Not an alcoholic. Shills his merch. Vegan teacher should try pulling this crap in Compton. Unexpected sneeze. She is worse than his drunk meltdown stream. Trolls can't stop him from streaming. Blocks someone from chat. Can crush for the fans
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Start:
Lists off his Taco Bell order.
1:27:
Yukbang. He's so drunk, he's spilling the tacos and fisting them into his mouth. Lettuce all over his beard.
8:00:
Too drunk to say his order. Back to Yukbang.
11:13:
The stream dropped and he didn't notice. Continues with Yukbang. Tacos have him feeling special. Doesn't care if he fails his challenge.
15:00:
Counts his tacos. He's full. Unexpected sneeze. Says they left him short. Saving the rest for breakfast. His eyes are closed while he's talking. Says this is the last time he's ordering from door dash. Gnome saying YouTube.
20:01:
Says he would have finished the order if they hadn't left him short. He's trying to do math. Thinks Taco Bell ran out of tacos.
22:54:
Checks chat is still moving very intensely. Still talking about being left short. Never ordering door dash again.
26:35:
Says door dash left him short mayonnaise on his McDonald's order and gave him extra honey. Puts the bag in the kitchen. Cleans up tge tacos entrails. Still complaining about his order. Taco Bell #notasponsor
29:20:
Going to have a beer to celebrate and save half for tomorrow. Complaining about his order. Talking to himself about his money situation. Back to Complaining about his order. Door dash should be for emergency only.
33:35:
He's not going to rate the door dash person. Falling asleep. Complaining about his order. Kobes gets to sleep like a sleepy demon when he passes out that's why he doesn't complain about being single.
36:25:
Lost his cigarettes. Gets his drinks to make a combination changes his mind and ends the stream
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Short video. Outside filming a field with lots of crows in it. He twirled his moustache. Kobes likes crows. He scares them off.
 
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