Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Here's Kobes' latest streams:


Start:
He likes working with the lathe. He’s caught himself cussing at it a few times but his temper has gotten better. He’s going to do a video response to the a Quartering video. Drinking Bud Light Orange #notasponsor. Talks about Rittenhouse.
3:25:
Starts the video. It’s about the person who drove into a Christmas parade. Moment of silence for the victims of the parade massacre. Back to the video.
6:12:
Says if you’re going to use a vehicle as a murder weapon don’t leave your ID in there. Hypocritical to say you support BLM and then kill a load of people. All Lives Matter is insensitive. Kobes says some lives matter because sick fucks lives don’t matter. Back to the video.
8:47:
Kobes sees nothing wrong with Rittenhouse killing a burglar and a pedo. Shout out to Joeys World Tour for giving him a shout out. He says it sucks because he’s watched Joey’s World Tour for ages but he’s not bothered because it promoted his channel. Back to the video.
11:50:
Says that it’s an unfortunate coincidence that the murderer was black and supported BLM. Back ot the video.
12:48:
Free style. Back to the video.
14:12:
Carving a BLM mascot out of a watermelon is racist. Back to the video.
15:54:
Talks about Rittenhouse. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes doesn’t like Christmas because people get greedy. Back to the video.
17:38:
Kobes is a Satanist but he wouldn’t run people over when they are just trying to enjoy a Christmas parade. Complains about Christmas and Black Friday. Back to the video.
20:40:
Fuck racism, fuck sexism, power to the people. Back to the video.
21:25:
Complaining about white people getting treated like racists. Back to the video. Race relations. Repeat.
36:20:
Reads what’s written on the screen. Back to the video. Race relations.
39:15:
Reads what’s written on the screen. Says no wonder this guy was pissed off at Rittenhouse getting off after killing a chimo because the murderer was a registered chimo. Back to the video. Don’t let Darryl Brooks ruin BLM for you. Kobes would call him the enword if he was black. Kobes has no sympathy for Brooks because he’s a sick fuck and calling him a cunt is insulting to the word cunt. Back to the video. Race relations. Back to the video.
43:57:
Moar beer. Fuck ANTIFA I’ll drink to that. Back to the video. Kobes sends some Satanic prayers to the people affected by the massacre. Back to the video.
46:08:
Says he has to watch another video to lighten the mood because that video was depressing. Puts on a Sniperwolf video.
53:23:
Guitar shredding
1:05:48:
Back to the video.
1:11:11:
Puts on another Sniperwolf video.
1:15:04:
Tells Sniperwolf he’s going for a beer piss and he’ll be right back.
1:16:10:
Returns. Moar beer. Back to the video.
1:18:07:
Talks about having to put up dog poop as one of his chores. Back to the video. Complaining about Screens on the freezers in Walgreens. Back to the video.
1:23:40:
Guitar shredding. Back to the video.
1:25:0:
Complaining about people wasting food for TikTok videos and Nicocado Avocado. Guitar shredding. Back to complaining about people wasting food.
1:38:45:
Scenario of pranking your of age girlfriend to make her think you’re cheating on her. Gender relations. Complaining that you can’t hit women. Back to the video. Answers the door.
1:44:50:
Free Taco Bell yukbang. Back to the video.
1:53:30:
Kobes is having a good night, free Taco Bell and a shout out from Joeys World Tour TMDWU. Has one last taco and saves three for later. #notasponsor Says the tacos aren’t as good as the Doritos locos. Beer piss.
1:56:56:
Returns and decides to eat the last three tacos. Yukbang. He’s struggling. Says Taco Bell is the cheapest and healthiest fast food out there. Finishes the tacos.
2:02:56:
Vacuums up the taco mess. Says that was his first successful fast food challenge
Start:
He’s at someone’s house. He trimmed his goatee. Drinking Barefoot wine out of the bottle. Fuck the trolls gang stalking him.
2:30:
Kobes is grateful for his family and friends and tactical soap for Thanksgiving. KingSoapraJFS! Trolls.
3:0:
Petting the dog.
5:25:
Shows off the other dog. Stream keeps jumping because of troll calls. Says he has two wands for sale on Etsy right now and all the lathed wands will be $48 each because they take a long time to make. Responding to chat.
9:54:
Be nice to each other for the holidays. Fuck with Kong Cobra get the fangs. Says he might stream again later after he charges his phone.
Start:
Back home. Says his computer os out of commission so he’s streaming from his phone until he can get the computer back working. Unexpected sneezes.
2:00:
Sold two wands on Etsy. Talks about shaving his goatee. He’s still doing no shave and no nut November even though he masturbated to some hot of age pussy this month and trimmed his goatee. Reading chat. He keeps saying he’s not sick. Talks about his tattoos.
7:40:
Talking about trolls gang stalking him. Big ups to the fans who bought the wands. TMDWU
10:25:
Says he’s going to turn the chat off for his streams again because he can’t keep track of the comments. Reading chat.
11:05:
Don’t call him an alcoholic you’re just jealous of his YouTube fame. He doesn’t fuck with pills just alcohol and the occasional of age marijuana.
14:03:
Kobes is still bringing content even though his computer is broken. That’s how dedicated he is to his channel. Talks about getting his computer fixed.
17:33:
Says if he’s not on YouTube the next couple of days it’s because he’s making wands and getting his computer situation figured out. Talks about trolls texts.
20:10:
Kobes is straight for biological of age cisgendered women who are alive. He has to be specific about that because of all the sick fucks out there.
22:45:
Says his computer breaking is the least of his problems. Just a minor setback. Trolls.
 
Today is a very special day where Cobes' whole family can gather around a dinner table while this sexy goth bad boy dumps every fixin' he can find on top of a slice of pumpkin pie and mashes it into his face with his huge muscles.

For that, I am thankful.
The Saunders household gets to see a holiday food hack too cozy for youtube. I'm sure he's loaded up with double turkey, double gravy, double mashed potatoes and probably crushed doritos over the top. I imagine him showing his dad and sisters Terrance Pop and Sydney Watson and just having an all around gothic good time. Wish we could see it.
 
I have everything catalogued on The Cobrapedia. It's technically my site, I suppose.

Edit: If someone could pull those files off Spotify for those two albums and send them to me, I would really appreciate it. There's a country restriction on them, I'd like to upload them so everyone can hear them.
Oh thank god this was salvaged, apparently they intended to nuke it entirely and I thought there was boatloads of potential for it.
 
Oh thank god this was salvaged, apparently they intended to nuke it entirely and I thought there was boatloads of potential for it.
It really needs an actual team or at least a way to keep people reminded of it. I always forget it exists, but wouldn’t mind helping and throwing in shit I remember.
 
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The new wands actually look pretty nice. He made them with the lathe and they're already sold. Said he'll have plenty more for the Holidays.
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The new wands actually look pretty nice. He made them with the lathe and they're already sold. Said he'll have plenty more for the Holidays. View attachment 2752047View attachment 2752048
I like how one wand was clearly made by him and the other was made by Clint, perhaps modeled after his own nipples. Either way Clint-Craft handmade wands are pretty rare, should fetch a good price.
 
I like how one wand was clearly made by him and the other was made by Clint, perhaps modeled after his own nipples. Either way Clint-Craft handmade wands are pretty rare, should fetch a good price.
Once Clint is done. Cobra will take over and we will get his “classic wands” for now on
 
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Here's Kobes' stream from yesterday:
Start:
Happy Thanksgiving. He had dinner at his grandparents house and it was drama and stress free and he has very good table manners. Shills his wands.
1:35:
Shows off one of his new wands. Big thanks to the fan who sent him the lathe and shop vac.
3:03:
Shows off the other wand that’s on his Etsy now. Plugs in his phone.
4:35:
Just back from his grandparents. He had a glass of pineapple wand. Kobes owns the trolls. He put do not disturb on his phone so he can stream from his phone and block incoming calls. Shows off his dip.
6:45:
Trying the dip. Spit.
8:05:
Took a shower with his tactical soap and beard oil and put on fresh clothes. Trolls.
9:25:
Thanks to the fans who gave him $78 in his Paypal. He wasn’t even streaming. Wands and tactical soap don’t make him a lot of money but it’s honest money. Much better than being stuck in an office all day. Shout out to his grandparents.
11:44:
Spending time with his family is more important than streaming. Talks about the GFM Courtney set up and his new album. Trolls are jealous of his generous fans rant. Ends his rant with that’s good cope.
15:56:
KingSoapraJFS!
17:13:
Talking about his computer being broken. Kobes is thankful for his awesome apartment, his family and friends, his fans and tactical soap. He’ll check his PO box tomorrow.
19:00:
Had an argument with Homedad Clint this morning.
 
It really needs an actual team or at least a way to keep people reminded of it. I always forget it exists, but wouldn’t mind helping and throwing in shit I remember.

You're right. I just don’t have the manpower or time to constantly update it or fill in new articles promptly. Still, I’d rather it not be nuked. It was intended to be a resource for information.
 
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