Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Generic Retard]

What was done to the doll? I know he ripped it but did someone mess with it beforehand?

Someone claimed it came "pre-lubed".

Edit: For what it's worth, someone could buy Cobra a Raspberry Pi 4 with the 8GB RAM and put that in a ribbed passive cooled case.
But I doubt he could make the change from MacOS to Linux, maybe Win10 IoT? (although MS says it's only compatible to RPi 2 and 3)

"Ardour? What's that toobz? I could try and use that BUUUUUUUUUUT I want my old GarageBand back!"

 

[Clint's Burden]

If it's coming from a "fan" there's every likelihood that machine is loaded up with a keylogger and probably some teamviewer like remote connection built in. But Josh is also someone who stuck his dick in a clandestinely tainted sex doll, so he has more trust in his fellow man than me. I for one welcome the new computer saga, hopefully this means the step up to potentially 1080p quality! TWU

He’s already gunna get it, so there’s no use in crying over spilt milk. It could be good, who knows.

 

[museum privilege]

Museum claims it wasn't the right address.

Yeah, at that point I was under the guise that It was a different apt number - was using a police report for a call out, that was cited in the oilcity news. I was wrong.

Not sure how his address was found out, aside from the fact the Carolyn (Scotty’s sister) doxxed it on Facebook. Presumably help from someone else in Casper finding the block number(or Carolyn)/trial-n-error of getting deliveries sent during streams/making calls to the office.

 

[SP:OP]

A paypig from reddit has bought him a macbook

The boglim bandits have made their claim, although any mention of a charity has been completely dropped as far as I can tell. I think it’s really fucking weird these guys thought it was okay to contact a 30 year old persons father, who apparently was condescending and admitted to not trusting them, and is now throwing a hissy fit online about it.

One last thing about these guys. In the stream BB did with Courtney I posted, and a bunch of times on Reddit, BB said that Courtney Museum Privilege and Spookygirl doxed Josh and they checked the accounts and it led back to them so they knew it was really them. He immediately blocked them and deleted the stream to protect his channel from their troll op.

Well like that’s a lie cause here’s spookygirl posting in your chat.

Spoiler: Spookygirl

31:27 of this video spookygirl shows up


Leads back to The “banned” spookygirl

This is the closest thing to any type of actual evidence I’ve been able to find either way about that whole mess, and it leans towards Courtney museum and spookygirl being thrown under the bus for Reddit clout.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

New Kate Winslet edit:

Spoiler: ARCHIVE sauvage by dior, the new tactical elixir

New Walnut Grove edit:

Spoiler: ARCHIVE King Cobe's B*tch Ass Toes

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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The boglim bandits have made their claim, although any mention of a charity has been completely dropped as far as I can tell. I think it’s really fucking weird these guys thought it was okay to contact a 30 year old persons father, who apparently was condescending and admitted to not trusting them, and is now throwing a hissy fit online about it.

The “charity” was their pockets. Tbh I think Clint is starting to get annoyed with all the “epic le Reddit trolls” contacting his work place and sending josh free shit. I think Clint want josh to grow up a little bit but he can’t if people keep giving him praise and free shit. For the past bad drunk streams, cobra got drunk off of free hard liquor that the “fans” sent. I’m sure Clint isn’t happy with people sending josh shit after those streams. I don’t like Clint (although he’s a much better person than his son), but having to clean up any mess that josh makes from the help of his “fans” must makes him a little pissed.

 

[Generic Retard]

The “charity” was their pockets. Tbh I think Clint is starting to get annoyed with all the “epic le Reddit trolls” contacting his work place and sending josh free shit. I think Clint want josh to grow up a little bit but he can’t if people keep giving him praise and free shit. For the past bad drunk streams, cobra got drunk off of free hard liquor that the “fans” sent. I’m sure Clint isn’t happy with people sending josh shit after those streams. I don’t like Clint (although he’s a much better person than his son), but having to clean up any mess that josh makes from the help of his “fans” must makes him a little pissed.

It's not like Cobra couldn't make the money himself. Just start a crowdfunding thing and be like: 5€ Gets a Cobra-signed postcard/autograph, 20€ Gets a custom wand etc.
The fundraiser wouldn't take off immediately, but after 1-2 Weeks he could probably just buy a Laptop/Desktop himself.
Not sure how that would work with SSI though...

 

[Genetic Mt. Dew]

It is what it is toobz.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

It's not like Cobra couldn't make the money himself. Just start a crowdfunding thing and be like: 5€ Gets a Cobra-signed postcard/autograph, 20€ Gets a custom wand etc.
The fundraiser wouldn't take off immediately, but after 1-2 Weeks he could probably just buy a Laptop/Desktop himself.
Not sure how that would work with SSI though...

Honestly, if he just put up one autograph for (500 or more) some “le epic troll” will buy it. Also, With ssi you have to report all your extra income. He’s fucked if ssa ever finds out about his years of getting donations.

 

[Genetic Mt. Dew]

Honestly, if he just put up one autograph for (500 or more) some “le epic troll” will buy it. Also, With ssi you have to report all your extra income. He’s fucked if ssa ever finds out about his years of getting donations.

This has come up a bunch on the sub so there's decent info out about it, but Clint does Josh's taxes so he does report what he earns with his wnds, YouTube money, etc. He's allowed to make ~$1200 a month without it causing any trouble with his normal SSI payments.

Oprah explanation of it here.

Bite Size (CoSOggy) breaking down his finances.



I am also starting to think about new issues that may come up with a brand new computer that I think could really be hilarious. The biggest one is his passwords. He is obviously the type of person who reuses a password, but I wonder how much he relies on them being saved in the browser? That's what allowed him to still use his debit card even though Clint took it. So unless he has an account with whatever browser he uses, can remember the login to it, and hope it actually synced his info – he could be fucked trying to log into a lot of places.

The laptop possibly allows travel if somewhere has wifi. I wonder if we will ever get a full McDonalds food hack stream live from the restaurant? Possibly not now that he's paranoid of getting kicked out, but there's a chance.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

This has come up a bunch on the sub so there's decent info out about it, but Clint does Josh's taxes so he does report what he earns with his wnds, YouTube money, etc. He's allowed to make ~$1200 a month without it causing any trouble with his normal SSI payments.

Oprah explanation of it here.

Bite Size (CoSOggy) breaking down his finances.



I am also starting to think about new issues that may come up with a brand new computer that I think could really be hilarious. The biggest one is his passwords. He is obviously the type of person who reuses a password, but I wonder how much he relies on them being saved in the browser? That's what allowed him to still use his debit card even though Clint took it. So unless he has an account with whatever browser he uses, can remember the login to it, and hope it actually synced his info – he could be fucked trying to log into a lot of places.

The laptop possibly allows travel if somewhere has wifi. I wonder if we will ever get a full McDonalds food hack stream live from the restaurant? Possibly not now that he's paranoid of getting kicked out, but there's a chance.

Someone on the subreddit brought up the inevitable frustration that his Mac won't be like the Windows on the new one, and will almost certainly result in him throwing the machine across the room. That should be good.

 

[Genetic Mt. Dew]

Someone on the subreddit brought up the inevitable frustration that his Mac won't be like the Windows on the new one, and will almost certainly result in him throwing the machine across the room. That should be good.

I can absolutely see him launching this thing when he's frustrated. He beats the shit out of his phone fairly regularly and now his laptop also doubles as a frisbee, we're prime for broken laptop saga and it could be while he's trying to re-record songs for his new album.

 

[Clint's Burden]

I can absolutely see him launching this thing when he's frustrated. He beats the shit out of his phone fairly regularly and now his laptop also doubles as a frisbee, we're prime for broken laptop saga and it could be while he's trying to re-record songs for his new album.

This is why it was sent. Nobody sent him an expensive gift because they thought he deserved it. lol

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

The reddit got a little spicy today

r/kingcobrajfs - One of us! One of us!

309 votes and 96 comments so far on Reddit

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Games getting no love TWU lol

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

The reddit got a little spicy today

r/kingcobrajfs - One of us! One of us!

309 votes and 96 comments so far on Reddit

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Games getting no love TWU lol

The classic “le epic Reddit troll” moment; buying shit for a lolcow and think it’s trolling. Why do people want attention so badly that they will buy shit for the mong free shit? Let the gothic bad boy save up for it. Hell, it could even help him to stop drinking for a few months (at least cut down on it)…. Or they could of wait until Clint breaks down and buy it for him.

 

[Clint's Burden]

The reddit got a little spicy today

r/kingcobrajfs - One of us! One of us!

309 votes and 96 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

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Games getting no love TWU lol

I disagree. I think the inclusion of the helmet implies I'm the only one who's brain is worth keeping safe. It was a very flattering detail.

The classic “le epic Reddit troll” moment; buying shit for a lolcow and think it’s trolling.

I won't go out of my way to say it is trolling, but considering how upset that subreddit is about a retard on the internet, I hope they buy him another laptop. It's been a very funny couple of days.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I disagree. I think the inclusion of the helmet implies I'm the only one who's brain is worth keeping safe. It was a very flattering detail.



I won't go out of my way to say it is trolling, but considering how upset that subreddit is about a retard on the internet, I hope they buy him another laptop. It's been a very funny couple of days.

I’m not saying it’s trolling. It’s their belief that it’s trolling. They aren’t smart.

 

[Joey42069666]

I do wonder exactly what is wrong with his iMac. Most computers don’t have too many moving parts and unless he spilled beer down the back of it I wouldnt think there is too much physically that could go wrong. My best guess is a virus or malware from all of the porn sites he visit’s.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I do wonder exactly what is wrong with his iMac. Most computers don’t have too many moving parts and unless he spilled beer down the back of it I wouldnt think there is too much physically that could go wrong. My best guess is a virus or malware from all of the porn sites he visit’s.

There’s a rumor saying he punched it. Also it was filthy

 

[Mister Uno]

I do wonder exactly what is wrong with his iMac. Most computers don’t have too many moving parts and unless he spilled beer down the back of it I wouldnt think there is too much physically that could go wrong. My best guess is a virus or malware from all of the porn sites he visit’s.

I assume it was the all-in-one iMac right? If not, could of built up alot of dust or if it had a hard drive built in, that could of failed. Build up from dust/smoke could help components fail sooner from overheating. The all-in-ones are also a bit of a bitch to get into. Those things aren't built to last.