Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[VeronicaDunham]

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When you mix Nyquil, hot sauce, bud light plat, and mtn dew to cure your omicron

I'm waiting for the Robotussin + 99 Bananas Sydney Watson review

 

[Genetic Mt. Dew]

I'm waiting for the Robotussin + 99 Bananas Sydney Watson review

The flavored cough syrup drink combo saga will be one for the ages, maybe even his final curtain call.

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

He’s live and he’s got peach flavored whiskey. That PLUS the sword he got yesterday…. Guys we might see a “drinking peach shnapps” remake

 

[Q_Anon1001]

With his most recent ear infection and his superior metabolism cracking, I feel these are previews of what may come this year. Especially If he picks up ZzzzzQuill to accompany his daily drink combos.

Clint really does walk a fine line when dealing with Josh. It seems like Josh is only capable of understanding short term consequences and not long term ones especially when there's a dopamine rush attached to it. I can see Clint lecturing him about the sleepy syrup only for this to prompt Josh to drink it even more.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I can’t stop laughing at this image. A very dapper cobra. “Yes, m’lady Sydney. Perhaps you are enjoying my tactical soap?”

 

[Dick Pooman]

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As hilarious as it was to see him break that skull chalice (in two different ways), I wish he still had it. It was so over-the-top evil villain-looking.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

only for this to prompt Josh to drink it even more.

Same thing happened with josh and smoking. He accused josh of smoking when he was underage and he said it made him want to do it more. Lol just like the “you better not go live, boy” lol

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

I don't get it

 

[RL Steinbeck]

I don't get it

Yeah, for the joke to work, Count Dracula would need to be Count Transylvania, and even then it would not be a clever joke. It is a really bad "joke" even for Cobes.

 

[eaglesfan665]

I don't get it

i laughed. 10/10 joke

Spoiler: Video Transcript

Up tubes? It's your boy king cobra --mm Goddammit I still got a little bit of that ear infection left. I'll keep fighting it until it goes away. *sniff* Anyways, I'm feeling a little bit better but uh, you wanna hear a joke, YouTube? *cracks Mtn Dew like a boss* Did you hear about the Irish vampire? His name was Count Dublin. *sips* Yeah *pause* I thought of that when I was in bed this morning just waking up and I was like "That's funny shit" *sips*

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

I don't get it

Dublin is a city in Ireland. Instead of Count Dracula, he said Count Dublin, which makes the vampire Irish.
There's really not much to get. Give our boggy boy a break, he had a long night of drinking.

 

[SP:OP]

Haven't seen receipts for that yet, beyond anecdotes.



It's true. Those weird photos aren't my particular cup of tea and I don't have some secret asshole folder on my computer. It's a gif that's been going around the Discords lately.

Sorry worded wrong, I took an interest in them
because I THOUGHT they were running a scam in cobras name. I’ll edit this post with the big write up I did, but neither the laptop nor the donation for suicide or whatever made it out. They just kept the money lol.

Edit:
Post in thread 'KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders'
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kingcobrajfs-josh-saunders.22713/post-10583722

Here ya go! Judge for yourself obviously, but we now have the benefit of knowing how it all played out.

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

I don't get it

It could be a play on the Count from Sesame Street, the way he says Dublin makes it also sound like doublin'. Maybe he was thinking about things related to counting and realized that doubling can sound like Dublin and then stuck a setup onto the punchline.
Giving Josh some credit here because otherwise he made a joke for a video that just sounds like a statement.

 

[TurdFondler]

Mixing cough syrup and liquor is badass
Real oldschool rockstar villain hours

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Mixing cough syrup and liquor is badass
Real oldschool rockstar villain hours

Nah old rock stars would mix the alcohol with barbiturates. That’s is what rockstar villains do

 

[Clint's Burden]

Sorry worded wrong, I took an interest in them
because I THOUGHT they were running a scam in cobras name. I’ll edit this post with the big write up I did, but neither the laptop nor the donation for suicide or whatever made it out. They just kept the money lol.

Edit:
Post in thread 'KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders'
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kingcobrajfs-josh-saunders.22713/post-10583722

Here ya go! Judge for yourself obviously, but we now have the benefit of knowing how it all played out.

Went and spoke with them.

I guess a majority of the donations came from within their group (a couple of them donated $100 each, organizers girlfriend donated $200), so when Josh was convinced the laptop had some weird shit on it and he outright refused it, it just ended up collecting dust at the organizers house and the people who donated just said “Fuck it, stop while you’re ahead, you’ve already been burnt by Josh and people are upset with you. Let the issue die.”

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

Went and spoke with them.

I guess a majority of the donations came from within their group (a couple of them donated $100 each, organizers girlfriend donated $200), so when Josh was convinced the laptop had some weird shit on it and he outright refused it, it just ended up collecting dust at the organizers house and the people who donated just said “Fuck it, stop while you’re ahead, you’ve already been burnt by Josh and people are upset with you. Let the issue die.”

It’d honestly be less embarrassing if they were just trying to scam people

 

[Umaibae]

Is the sword for Who's Ellen?

 

[mdrop22]

I'm here for the DPH saga. It's not unheard of for regarded alcoholics like our boy here to use OTC meds while drinking to make the effects stronger. DPH is a particularly nasty choice though, he would be better off physically and mentally using a DXM only syrup.

DPH abuse in the longterm, even when used in recommended doses, can really have a negative effect on brain function. I'd say it's harder on the body than most street drugs. DPH is an anticholinergic and is known to increase risk of dementia, among other things. From Harvard Med: "Anticholinergic drugs block the action of acetylcholine. This substance transmits messages in the nervous system. In the brain, acetylcholine is involved in learning and memory. In the rest of the body, it stimulates muscle contractions."

If he continues to take the Zzzquil daily, we will see his cognitive abilities slow down even more. I know that seems impossible but he could actually turn himself into more of a drooling moron than he already is, but he still has a way to go before hitting rock bottom.

 

[SP:OP]

It’d honestly be less embarrassing if they were just trying to scam people

Seriously lol the whole thing was embarrassing. Loved that they lined themselves up as the heroes only to be shit on all over.

The one thing I’ll never be cool with was how they handled the Courtney Doxxing thing. To blame her so aggressively, yet not get any type of proof other than your word is dumb and now we will never know what really happened. Mongs.