Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[tphreak]

You're not even going to talk about how Games and Boglim Backup aka Boglim Chronicles, aka Sean Fusco, are dating. Legit have been in a relationship this entire time and you guys didn't know. They're so romantically involved that it leaks onto the streams. Idk how none of you are talking about this. Go ask Games, do it. Go ask him. GO ask him right now. Don't you also find it odd that Courtney and Boglim Backup, aka Boglim Chronicles, aka Sean Fusco's beef came out of nowhere and vanished in such a short period of time? IDK seems like a publicity stunt to me. I also don't like how Boglim uses his alt account, Bread Winner, to fake another relationship with Dani Filth WHO, btw is actually a woman that lives in the same town as Courtney, also bet you didn't know that. I find this all too convenient.

Why would anyone here want to talk about that? Maybe we need a separate thread for orbiter antics as others have suggested in the past?

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

You're not even going to talk about how Games and Boglim Backup aka Boglim Chronicles, aka Sean Fusco, are dating. Legit have been in a relationship this entire time and you guys didn't know. They're so romantically involved that it leaks onto the streams. Idk how none of you are talking about this. Go ask Games, do it. Go ask him. GO ask him right now. Don't you also find it odd that Courtney and Boglim Backup, aka Boglim Chronicles, aka Sean Fusco's beef came out of nowhere and vanished in such a short period of time? IDK seems like a publicity stunt to me. I also don't like how Boglim uses his alt account, Bread Winner, to fake another relationship with Dani Filth WHO, btw is actually a woman that lives in the same town as Courtney, also bet you didn't know that. I find this all too convenient

Anybody find him? The guy who asked?

 

[just a pleb]

Anyone else getting Aqualung vibes from the first piece of art?

Spoiler: Aqualung

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Snot is dripping from his nose. Checks out.

 

[daBonehead]

Wtf is this brown spot? It's been there for like a week maybe longer. Noticed it due to Boglim Chronicles zooming in on it when it's visible.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Wtf is this brown spot? It's been there for like a week maybe longer. Noticed it due to Boglim Chronicles zooming in on it when it's visible.
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Has it still been there? I thought it was shit but it could be a bruise. Maybe he passed out and hit his arm. Maybe he’s going nig mode idk

 

[tphreak]

Wtf is this brown spot? It's been there for like a week maybe longer. Noticed it due to Boglim Chronicles zooming in on it when it's visible.
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Rumor has it that it's a tobacco stain from his churchwarden pipe. I guess he packs it in there with his fucking palm or something. IDK, tobacco is gross and I don't understand why anyone still smokes when there are vapes commonly available.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Rumor has it that it's a tobacco stain from his churchwarden pipe. I guess he packs it in there with his fucking palm or something. IDK, tobacco is gross and I don't understand why anyone still smokes when there are vapes commonly available.

It’s new so it’s not tobacco

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Rumor has it that it's a tobacco stain from his churchwarden pipe. I guess he packs it in there with his fucking palm or something. IDK, tobacco is gross and I don't understand why anyone still smokes when there are vapes commonly available.

I’m a connoisseur of fine tobacco products and I don’t think it’s from that. You can get some nicotine residue from pipe and cigar, which is fucking horrible and tastes like shit, but it wouldn’t leave a huge brown stain.

My best guess it’s wood stain for his wands. If it is, I hope to god he is opening a fucking window when he does it

 

[TomBradysVagina]

You're not even going to talk about how Games and Boglim Backup aka Boglim Chronicles, aka Sean Fusco, are dating. Legit have been in a relationship this entire time and you guys didn't .....

Boglim Backup and Chronicles are two different people. BB and Courtney have nothing to do with each other. Everyone besides Courtney that you mentioned are part of the Boglim Backup Discord group though. Games is in there all day everyday. A lot of people are in that group that don't really mention it and avoid the topic when it comes up. Who gives a fuck really though?

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Wtf is this brown spot? It's been there for like a week maybe longer. Noticed it due to Boglim Chronicles zooming in on it when it's visible.
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Stigmata coming in quite nicely, YouTube.

 

[D_Tractor]

Oops. I would like to sincerely apologize for that from the heart of my bosom. I never thought Becky would actually read my post and take it seriously. My thoughts and prayers go out to Becky and her dead mom and lil cousin and to Type O Negative and Peter Steele who did nothing wrong.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/becky-rebecca-williams-williams-clan.61275/post-10260267

A perfectly serious answer: I've stood next to complete fucking retards who, for no goddamn reason I could discern, had somehow passed the ASVAB and made it to BT. The REAL tards washed out there when they literally had a problem with their marching orders.

Next was AIT. Holy shit, did that weed out the retards.

But it never failed, somehow someone slipped a retard into the unit.

Nothing will fuck up everything like a retard.

"Where is your mask?"
"It makes my face sweaty so I don't bring it with me that way I don't have to wear it."
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Wtf is this brown spot? It's been there for like a week maybe longer. Noticed it due to Boglim Chronicles zooming in on it when it's visible.
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I’m a connoisseur of fine tobacco products and I don’t think it’s from that. You can get some nicotine residue from pipe and cigar, which is fucking horrible and tastes like shit, but it wouldn’t leave a huge brown stain.

My best guess it’s wood stain for his wands. If it is, I hope to god he is opening a fucking window when he does it

Stigmata coming in quite nicely, YouTube.

It's wood stain.

 

[Clint's Burden]

@Games Is this true?

No.

 

[Dr. Jekyll]

Why would anyone here want to talk about that? Maybe we need a separate thread for orbiter antics as others have suggested in the past?

We NEED it

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Why would anyone here want to talk about that? Maybe we need a separate thread for orbiter antics as others have suggested in the past?

We NEED it

imo I'd advise against it, most of these clowns work in terms of an overall "Cobraverse", but separated from that they're just run of the mill white trash having white trash problems. The novelty of that will grow stale in no time.

 

[Jaybird]

Wtf is this brown spot? It's been there for like a week maybe longer. Noticed it due to Boglim Chronicles zooming in on it when it's visible.
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Probably from putting it on top of a lit pipe I'd imagine, haven't seen him hit a pipe on stream in a while though so who knows. Maybe he's been hitting bowls of that sweet, sweet CBD cheeba.

has anyone else seen that youtube channel with the little gub gub snail man and his normal looking girlfriend? that's how I imagine a lot of the women that are interested in Jord they actively want to be part of a train wreck and maybe even are sexually attracted to gummo levels of squalor.

Bud, there are literally zero women interested in Jorf.

Has it still been there? I thought it was shit but it could be a bruise. Maybe he passed out and hit his arm. Maybe he’s going nig mode idk

It was there on his stream yesterday. Less pronounced but still visible. I used to get stuff like on my thumb when I'd cover a bowl with it while smoking weed.

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

Wtf is this brown spot? It's been there for like a week maybe longer. Noticed it due to Boglim Chronicles zooming in on it when it's visible.
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It is tobacco tar. He likely has never cleaned his pipe and so tar built up in the bowl, shank, and stem. What probably happened is he ended up emptying his bowl into his palm, a bunch of tar slopped out, and he tried to rub it off but only succeeded in smearing it around. Tar does stain the skin but only if you let it sit there for hours/days.

Does he ever wash his hands?

 

[Jaybird]

I think he is at the ‘alcoholic abuser’ point, where it may not be everyday but when he does, it’s a blackout binge.

Nahh. Hes not blacking out every day. Especially when he only drinks beer. When he gets a handle of smirnoff or that 99 Bananas and mixes it with Maidens Blood GFuel hes guaranteed to pass out on stream but when its just beers--most days tbh--he just gets tired and ends the stream.

Either way hes an alcoholic. He always attempts to limit his drinking("Gonna save one for the morning, hair of the dog"), constantly mentions that hes not an alcoholic and that he doesn't "need alcohol" to stream/have a good time, etc. These are all on the list of "Shit Alcoholics Say and Do" .

He clearly has an addictive personality. You see it with his $60 pizzas, his near constant intake of tobacco, the way he houses entire bags of CBD gummies despite them doing nothing for him, and his almost compulsive need to spend every dollar he gets as quickly as he can. There is no chance that doesn't also apply to his consumption of alcohol.

He may be in the infancy of his alcoholism, relatively speaking, but he is absolutely past the point where he can just stop drinking cold turkey.

It is tobacco tar. He likely has never cleaned his pipe and so tar built up in the bowl, shank, and stem. What probably happened is he ended up emptying his bowl into his palm, a bunch of tar slopped out, and he tried to rub it off but only succeeded in smearing it around. Tar does stain the skin but only if you let it sit there for hours/days.

Does he ever wash his hands?

>does he ever wash his hands?



absofuckinglutely not, how long have you been watching this guy? He wears the same shirt for weeks on end.

He actually doesn't drink that much at one time and he has very low alcohol tolerance for someone who gets drunk almost every day. He might be taking muscle relaxers or something on top of the alcohol.

ZzzQuill.. from the fine makers of NyQuill and DayQuill.

Not a sponsor, just some free advertising.

Is Josh finally attempting to defeat the clip channels after all these years

Clip channels are undefeated against lolcows. The only one who's had any success against them is Wings.

When he was born he had to be put into an incubator because his lungs were underdeveloped. I have no idea if by the time he was a toddler they quickly developed to how they should be and whether it could potentially affect him as an adult. But the combination of that and his constant smoking will eventually be a problem.

From what I've personally seen smoking is something that only really starts to hit hard after the age of around ~40-45. Cobes abuses his lungs more than most people I've seen though so it'll probably be sooner than that, it'll be a miracle if he's not suffering serious complications in the next five or so years.

This is sad to read because it's true. It's all fun and games until the Dark Lord has emphysema and COPD at 39.

For some reason the idea of ridiculing a man with an oxygen tank next to him makes all this a lot less entertaining.

How long has the dark Lord been abusing zzzquil? Because check this out:
Diphenhydramine Erowid info
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Think it's a fairly new discovery for him but he has polished off that whole bottle in the week or two since he first brought it on stream. A bottle of NyQuill/DayQuill will expire before I finish it most times. Hes absolutely drinking it off steam too with as much as was left in the bottle when we saw it.

Has anyone bothered to tell him that ZzzQuill is a sleep aid and not a medication? He thinks its helping him with his ear infection/head cold. Dudes been sick for like 2 mos now smh.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Probably from putting it on top of a lit pipe I'd imagine, haven't seen him hit a pipe on stream in a while though so who knows. Maybe he's been hitting bowls of that sweet, sweet CBD cheeba.

Bud, there are literally zero women interested in Jorf.

It was there on his stream yesterday. Less pronounced but still visible. I used to get stuff like on my thumb when I'd cover a bowl with it while smoking weed.

Nahh. Hes not blacking out every day. Especially when he only drinks beer. When he gets a handle of smirnoff or that 99 Bananas and mixes it with Maidens Blood GFuel hes guaranteed to pass out on stream but when its just beers--most days tbh--he just gets tired and ends the stream.

Either way hes an alcoholic. He always attempts to limit his drinking("Gonna save one for the morning, hair of the dog"), constantly mentions that hes not an alcoholic and that he doesn't "need alcohol" to stream/have a good time, etc. These are all on the list of "Shit Alcoholics Say and Do" .

He clearly has an addictive personality. You see it with his $60 pizzas, his near constant intake of tobacco, the way he houses entire bags of CBD gummies despite them doing nothing for him, and his almost compulsive need to spend every dollar he gets as quickly as he can. There is no chance that doesn't also apply to his consumption of alcohol.

He may be in the infancy of his alcoholism, relatively speaking, but he is absolutely past the point where he can just stop drinking cold turkey.

>does he ever wash his hands?



absofuckinglutely not, how long have you been watching this guy? He wears the same shirt for weeks on end.

ZzzQuill.. from the fine makers of NyQuill and DayQuill.

Not a sponsor, just some free advertising.

Clip channels are undefeated against lolcows. The only one who's had any success against them is Wings.

This is sad to read because it's true. It's all fun and games until the Dark Lord has emphysema and COPD at 39.

For some reason the idea of ridiculing a man with an oxygen tank next to him makes all this a lot less entertaining.

Christ on his fucking cross, dude.
Learn to use the quote button.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

It is tobacco tar. He likely has never cleaned his pipe and so tar built up in the bowl, shank, and stem. What probably happened is he ended up emptying his bowl into his palm, a bunch of tar slopped out, and he tried to rub it off but only succeeded in smearing it around. Tar does stain the skin but only if you let it sit there for hours/days.

Does he ever wash his hands?

It could be wet Pipe tobbaco, I've had it happen to me and it stains quite badly especially if it's cheaply flavoured stuff, but as @Rumply4Skyn said it could also be stain from the wands but it looks bad.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

It could be wet Pipe tobbaco, I've had it happen to me and it stains quite badly especially if it's cheaply flavoured stuff, but as @Rumply4Skyn said it could also be stain from the wands but it looks bad.

I think he stands it up on a table, holding it still with his palm as he applies the stain. Being the genius he is, I think he just swipes up with the brush to his palm, leaving that disgusting brown stain.

Wet tobacco juice could stain but it would be gone in few hours, maybe linger a bit more if it soaks into the dirt and dried jizz on his hands.

He's gunna leave this world the exact same way he came into it; Prematurely.

There’s something for his headstone.