Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

this is beyond inane unless you are a member of the old guard then the entire extended cobraverse is 'about Cobra' these people spend hundreds of hours pouring over this dude and editing his videos for most fans they are the filter through which they either discover cobra or consume his videos they are shaping the narrative for better or for worse to ignore them like so many people in this thread thinks is possible is purposefully ignoring an entire facet of what the cobra community has come to be in the last 5 years. if you were saying this back before the subreddit, the discords, and the edit channels it would be fair enough but it is totally disingenuous and even suspicious to call this shit self absorbed when i suspect most of the people who are both here and in general consume cobes shit through the control of these people. you can't talk about shit in cobes chat because muse or dana etc. will censor you. you can't do it in the sub because atheist or bitch will censor you. and you can't chat shit in the discord or you'll be booted by the thin skinned cowards in their sekret clubs. so if not here where else do you suggest we discuss the now large cast of retards who choose to orbit and control how people watch josh?
There really isn't any discussion, though. You guys just lob accusations and 95% are denied or ignored. Watching a Bitesize Cobra Video doesn't make me disingenuous, either. There are orbiters who make good content. It seems like most of this drama comes from discord users who add nothing but their own boredom and need for attention.

Yous guys need your own thread to slap fight in. Because there certainly is lots of cowlike activity from a few users.
 
Ever heard of proper grammar?
You mean punctuation? I don't see any grammatical errors in what I posted. I sometimes cannot post punctuation marks as the typewriter I have jerry rigged into a keyboard only has letters and numbers.

There really isn't any discussion, though. You guys just lob accusations and 95% are denied or ignored. Watching a Bitesize Cobra Video doesn't make me disingenuous, either. There are orbiters who make good content. It seems like most of this drama comes from discord users who add nothing but their own boredom and need for attention.

Yous guys need your own thread to slap fight in. Because there certainly is lots of cowlike activity from a few users.
You're still seem to be saying that they should not be discussed at all, when they so obviously have a bigger impact on the cobraverse than many would like to admit. If they didn't then discussion of them wouldn't be censored to such a degree.
 
The orbiters are boring faggots and insufferable puppetmasters. I literally don't care if courtney or oprah sharted on stream or whatever retard drama happened.

Just like with Chris, cobes is way funnier and more interesting left to his own devices and if all the discord retards died tomorrow we'd all be better off for it.
 
I have a question that I'm not sure has been brought up before (and if it has I'm sorry and missed it), but what is up with the "Of age woman" thing he says nearly every time he talks about sex? has he ever been seriously accused of creeping on people under age or was it just banged into him by his family that under age people are a bit nono when he was younger? or something else?

The prevailing theory goes back to when Josh started a FB relationship to find out the girl was 14 and then broke it off. Afterwards when Josh mentioned wanting a girlfriend chat would bring it up, so he started using "of-age" as a sort of asterisk to circumvent the trolls. I still suspect it was just an early troll attempting to start drama and make Cobes look like a pedo.

Here is the video of him talking about breaking off the FB relationship: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0vsby14Jws&t=2s

I also vaguely remember some story about Josh getting in trouble for doing something weird to an underage girl on a bus. Something relatively inane but still creepy, snapped a photo or something. I could be misremembering or thinking of some other internet degenerate. So unless some other JFS historian here says otherwise, I'd take that with a grain of salt.
 
He is still whining about Ellen, creepy. TMDNWU

Imagine her grandparents sitting in the room? Just listening to his ranting, trying not to eavesdrop...

"A guy can be nice to a girl without wanting to fuck her."

Two minutes later...

"I'm not here trying to fuck Ellen, I just like hanging out with her grandparents who I consider family."

A few more beers...

"I'd fuck Ellen if I could <belches> but I am alright being friends. And you need to stop saying I'm simping, I'm just trying to be a nice guy."

I'm assuming the old fucks must be deaf or better people than I am.
 
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Imagine her grandparents sitting in the room? Just listening to his ranting, trying not to eavesdrop...

"A guy can be nice to a girl without wanting to fuck her."

Two minutes later...

"I'm not here trying to fuck Ellen, I just like hanging out her parents who I consider family."

A few more beers...

"I'd fuck Ellen if I could but I am alright being friends. And you need to stop saying I'm simping, I'm just trying to be a nice guy."

I'm assuming the old fucks must be deaf or better people than I am.
My guess is a combination of deaf (based on Angie's voice yelling at Cobra about her phone ringing - the pitch and tone sounds like someone with severe hearing loss).

I also wouldn't be surprised if they can tell Cobes ain't right and feel sorry for him... I wouldn't be surprised though if he doesn't get invited back for awhile...
 
My guess is a combination of deaf (based on Angie's voice yelling at Cobra about her phone ringing - the pitch and tone sounds like someone with severe hearing loss).

I also wouldn't be surprised if they can tell Cobes ain't right and feel sorry for him... I wouldn't be surprised though if he doesn't get invited back for awhile...
His teeth usually repels the females and if they get past the Boglim barrier of smell, his personality will push them away.
 
Those are Ellen's parents, who she still lives with. Josh seems to have given Ellen the purple sword too. It's obvious why he hangs with them.

Does she still live with them? I always figured he typically comes around when he thinks Ellen will be there.
I also wouldn't be surprised if they can tell Cobes ain't right and feel sorry for him... I wouldn't be surprised though if he doesn't get invited back for awhile...
The day before Christmas Eve he was streaming over at their house, and they asked him to turn on the tree or something. Josh was struggling and Angie tells him to not throw a fit. So I'm sure they know his deal and try to be careful with how they talk to him
 
The day before Christmas Eve he was streaming over at their house, and they asked him to turn on the tree or something. Josh was struggling and Angie tells him to not throw a fit. So I'm sure they know his deal and try to be careful with how they talk to him
Yeah, they are just old people who feel bad for the clearly retarded boy who lives down the way. The elderly are usually pretty lonely and like visitors, too, even if the visitor is a stinky boglim.
 
Where did the “Angie and Walt are pillheads and only put up with cobra because he buys pills” stuff come from? Is it true? Or is it just something that somebody made up that everybody believes because it’s more fun than the idea he hangs out with old people because he’s fucking weird and has no other friends to put up with him
 
Where did the “Angie and Walt are pillheads and only put up with cobra because he buys pills” stuff come from? Is it true? Or is it just something that somebody made up that everybody believes because it’s more fun than the idea he hangs out with old people because he’s fucking weird and has no other friends to put up with him
I think that made up. Both of them look ok slow to understand which pills do what or where to score them. I think he Just there for Ellen. have to make the relative to like you before raping fucking a hot of age goth girl. Honestly, I think he gets all his drugs from Dave.
 
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