Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Frosty_Glass said:
I’ve been watching cobra for like five years and he is a very slow burn and I think that’s why people get annoyed once they find him. Like last year when that faggot deadwingdork did a live stream about him and suddenly a shit ton of people came to check him out. Lol most of them got annoyed since he hardly did anything and just left there “community”.
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TurdFondler said:
Wow he actually made improvements in his rib recipe. No way.

They still look fucking tough as leather, but less than before. By 2037 I'm expecting a perfected recipe.
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If that happens, then he will also be able to play the star spangled banner flawlessly.
 
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Mr Sister said:
The cyber police has been contacted. Archive:
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this is your last chance trolles. the consequences will never be the same dood!!!
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Queen Of The Harpies said:

I wonder if we'll start seeing Tommy Tooter style phone calls to the Casper PD and the FBI?
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This might be the aftermath of what a ween posted on Josh's comments on Angie's post wishing ellen a happy birthday. Every time I think Josh has been milked for all he's worth, I remember that he's only 30, and we still have about 10 years of potential content, at least
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Could you imagine being the cop trying to take his police report?

Cop: “So a ‘troll’ who you don’t know, wrote you masturbated to a female neighbor?”

Cobes: “Yes, and she is of age but I don’t wanna fuck her… I’ve been in a five year dry spell.”

Cop tries to ignore the comment: “So why do these people harass you?”

Cobes: “I’m famous! Oh, and do you want me to surrender my wand? It’s pretty dangerous. You know I casted a spell that got rid of ISIS?”
 
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Q_Anon1001 said:
The apartment complex recently went under new management and they had been renovating the unoccupied apartments. So that might be the reason for the price going up, But Josh might be in some rent control situation. Someone can correct me, but I remember them being cheaper when the name of the complex was first exposed
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Housing prices in Casper are high because there used to be lots of high pay mining and petroleum jobs there. The jobs dried up and prices never went down.
 
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Q_Anon1001 said:
This might be the aftermath of what a ween posted on Josh's comments on Angie's post wishing ellen a happy birthday. Every time I think Josh has been milked for all he's worth, I remember that he's only 30, and we still have about 10 years of potential content, at least
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I've not used Facebook in 10 years, and understand Josh is extremely picky with who can friend him. Is it because Ellen has different privacy settings that lets people post comments like that.
 
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I've not used Facebook in 10 years, and understand Josh is extremely picky with who can friend him. Is it because Ellen has different privacy settings that lets people post comments like that.
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It's from Angie's facebook profile. She had very laxed privacy setting making some of her posts and who comments on them visible, but not her friend list or photos. Anyone could like or comment on her posts, although now she's disabled anyone from just commenting.
 
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Frosty_Glass said:
Idk we really don’t know a lot about of his finances, but ssi is around 800 a month and he said in the past that his rent is payed by it. He doesn’t eat a lot unless it’s from his parents/fans. He is always behind on other bills.

Lol this is great
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Got to say, I find it extremely funny how worked up he got over that racism video. He even says "Who the fuck does this?", yet still gets angry as if it actually happened lmao.
 
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Christ4President2024 said:
Interacting with cobra in any significant capacity should be a mandatory 15 year jail sentence. Cobra is the most entertaining when he's let be. I unironically hope the cyber police get this trole
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People have a very shortsighted view of things. Yeah they poked and prodded and harassed him enough to get a funny reaction. Great. But there’s consequences to it that rob us of even more funnier moments over the long term.

Notable examples:

1. Getting his t-shirt shops shut down. Joshs t-shirts were always absolutely absurd and hilarious. It was one of the few things he did that made me laugh until I had tears in my eyes. We almost lost all of that forever because of people mass reporting it.

2. Getting him banned from frosty’s. Yeah it led to the admittedly hilarious “leave me alone I’m autistic” moment but now we will never have any frosty’s moments ever again. Is one funny moment worth trading in countless potential others indefinitely?

3. Egging him and warlord on to fight in that discord call. Now their friendship is over and we’re robbed of any and all future warlord and cobra moments. Great, hope that was worth it.

4. Putting in prank orders from delivery places. If his address gets banned then it’s bye bye to absurd “food hacks” and “challenges”

And you just know there are people flagging all his videos to get his channel taken down or for him to get banned off Facebook. Even then posting harassment and all this nonsense on his fb when he’s publically interacting with others is just going to get him to shut down, he already completely stopped accepting new friends.

What’s the angle here? We get a brief laugh that they taunted him about jerking off to a woman’s daughter on her public fb? Hilarious. Now he’ll probably be way more hesitant to post or interact on other peoples stuff. You might think “oh he’s too dumb he’s not going to stop posting on fb he’s not self aware enough.” You might be right. But if he ever grows a second brain cell and completely deletes his fb then all of that shit is gone, and all future Facebook hilarity is gone just for a one off joke.

I dunno. The meddling sometimes leads to a laugh but it’s always in the short term instant gratification sense and it risks taking significantly more moments and laughs from us and just doesn’t seem worth it.
 
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The REAL MagnaRyuu said:
Egging him and warlord on to fight in that discord call. Now their friendship is over and we’re robbed of any and all future warlord and cobra moments. Great, hope that was worth it.
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The Courtney discord people are cringe but that was mostly Josh and warlord's own fight. From what we heard on the call. Josh calling Warlord a faggot and saying Warlord was hitting on him amped up Warlord to get confrontational, only for Josh to get on top of Warlord and punch him in the face.

I agree with the rest you wrote.
 
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