Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Will he ever find what he's searching for at the bottom of a bottle
 
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Seeing young cobra feels really tragic in a way. There’s so many directions his life could have gone and knowing how he eventually ends up is… sad.

The guy was a total regard and pos back then too but he could have “grown up”. There could have been a 30 year old cobra who’s a manager at Wendy’s making decent money for what he’s capable of, with some supportive friends, maybe a family, and actually doing his best and become a better, more well adjusted person.

Instead we got something so heinous a whole new word was inadvertently created to accurately describe it. “Boglim”
 
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Keep in mind that this wasn't that many years removed from sperging out in school over being busted for staring at tits so much that Clint needed to get involved. He's much worse now but let's not pretend he was an odd but otherwise completely normal young fella back in the day. He was also routinely refusing to bath without extreme pressure applied to him during this time as well.
 
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His new scheme is putting cobra and skull stencils on jeans. He must talk to someone who suggests shit to him and he then tries to pass it off as his idea.

KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Keep in mind that this wasn't that many years removed from sperging out in school over being busted for staring at tits so much that Clint needed to get involved. He's much worse now but let's not pretend he was an odd but otherwise completely normal young fella back in the day. He was also routinely refusing to bath without extreme pressure applied to him during this time as well.
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He would always have been a weird fucker. That 40-year-old fry cook who seems okay but you can tell something is off. The creepy dude who walks around the neighborhood that your parents warn you about. His 'Youtube Fame' just enhanced his already delusional nature.
 
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The REAL MagnaRyuu said:
Seeing young cobra feels really tragic in a way. There’s so many directions his life could have gone and knowing how he eventually ends up is… sad.

The guy was a total regard and pos back then too but he could have “grown up”. There could have been a 30 year old cobra who’s a manager at Wendy’s making decent money for what he’s capable of, with some supportive friends, maybe a family, and actually doing his best and become a better, more well adjusted person.

Instead we got something so heinous a whole new word was inadvertently created to accurately describe it. “Boglim”
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Cobes got fired from Wendys I believe because he kept putting the sweet tea in the unweet tea container. He was never going to be the manager.
 
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People theorize its because his mouth hygiene is getting so bad at least the bottom part of his face is swelling, which makes a lot of sense on why he's transforming into a peanut.
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daBonehead said:
Pretty sure its alcohol bloat, a lot of heavy drinkers get that in their face
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Not to PL here but former alcholic, and someone with facial hair who had a really nasty dental abscess middle of last year - When you have swelling and facial hair it tends to look bigger than it is mine was on a lower molar and pushed out that side of my face making me look like a lop sided yetti for a few weeks till the anti biotics to effect.

When I was drinking and had bloat it did the same but in a more all over uniform fashion, either Cobes has a problem with water retention and bloat or he's got a serious dental problem going on and combined with his odd facial features making it look worse than it is.

Whatever is going on Cobes wont admit to it unless he's backed into a corner or something drastic has to happen that he can't hide.

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The booze and drugs have taken a hell of a toll on the little boglim. I only recently started following him and the degeneration of his overall condition is what really struck me
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I've read a fair bit about substance issues with people who are special needs and it's honestly frightening what it can do, mental problems often come with stealth physiological problems and I think that's what we are seeing with Cobes.

For every autist / sperg / other who smokes weed and it helps them be more social or reduces social anxiety, or one who goes out drinking on a Friday after work and is a bit shy until he has a few in him but knows his limits, there are 5 or 10 who build a tolerance and then progresses into harder other subsidences once that stops working.

Interestingly from my understanding there is a weird curve of substance abuse where the more functional and less functional tend to not use substinces of if they do they are very light users and tend to be on the higher end of the functional scale, but in the middle the less capable you are the more likely you are to develop a substance abuse problem with one or more substances and I think this is where JFS is.

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Also, why the fuck do autists hyper focus on sex? I knew a kid about the same functionality and he would obsess on one girl before flitting to another — all the while keeping a mental clock on last time he ‘got with a girl’. I get they want to fuck like everyone else but they seriously obsess.
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I think it's a mix of things -

1) Getting babied during there adolescence, and getting discouraged from investigating normal things from that age in a misguided attempt to protect them.

2) Lack of social development and viewing Sex as THE adult activity, combined with the above and our ingrained cultural desire to keep kid's and special needs kids even more so as "Innocent" they feel once they are 18 years old they should be getting some like there age group has for a while.

3) Stunted physical development tied to mental development, If you look at some cows like Chris (maybe not as much josh) they develop normal physical desires or acknowledge them far later than they would if they where normal developed, I think this is part hormonal and part developmental they may physically age by getting taller etc but the parts of the brain that makes the "GET YOUR DICK WET JUST SHAG SOMETHING ANYTHING" hormones get's turned on later or if it does get turned on at the right time it misfires and this is where we get the Horrors of Deviant art, Furys etc from.

KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Keep in mind that this wasn't that many years removed from sperging out in school over being busted for staring at tits so much that Clint needed to get involved. He's much worse now but let's not pretend he was an odd but otherwise completely normal young fella back in the day. He was also routinely refusing to bath without extreme pressure applied to him during this time as well.
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The boob's thing is as funny as it is sad, I can get him thinking "OMG BEWBS" and maybe zoning out while doing it, but I can also see him getting so focused that he doesn't even try to hide it, and getting into trouble for it so much so his dad has to intervene.

The Shower / Bath thing is a common one in autists and other special needs groups, I think it's tied to a poor sense of self than any form of sensory issue, if you or I get a sweat on through work etc we know and while we might not smell it after a while (nose blind) we're still aware we niff to others so will change our cloths and get a shower as soon as we can, with people like Cobes because they can't smell themselves or they don't find the smell offensive they dont see the need to rectify it.

The reluctance thing comes from how mature they feel, and how willing they are to push back on being told to get clean, they are 15 now not a baby they will shower when they damn well need to and they dont need to, again to compare him to Chris this is like the Butt Garments "But those are for babies" he viewed himself as a adult far removed from a child so rebelled against it as hard as he could, same for showers and people like Cobes and Kai.
 
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