Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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This is insane. I’ve seen videos of him when he was younger but never side by side like this.

This reminds of any kind of multiverse character. You have the version you are used to seeing and then some other lesser known version of the character shows up.
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Drinking really fucks you up if abuse it.

The booze may knock you out but it messes up your actual sleep — which is why feel like shit and start looking like it. The tons of sugar can also lead to diabetes, which is why your piss may smell sweet after hard night out. You bloat and retain water, your skin gets blotchy, and whole list of other visual effects — not too mention you sweat the booze out. Inside he probably is fucked up too, that’s why I asked if he complains of stomach pain a while back, especially seeing how he likes to drink Zzz sleeping shit.

Cobes looks like a 50 year old homeless guy due to decade of abusing the fuck outta his body. The comparison is almost like Faces of Meth but over longer period of time.
 
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I am batman said:
Latest stream, "chillin" :

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I didn't notice anyone mentioning this, but he's been saying he's planning to go on a trip to London with his father for a couple years now. In the 2022/2/2 "chillin" stream he mentioned he might be able to go next month.

Hopefully he's actually going to be able to make the trip to London this time around.
 
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chimpSculpture_ said:
I didn't notice anyone mentioning this, but he's been saying he's planning to go on a trip to London with his father for a couple years now. In the 2022/2/2 "chillin" stream he mentioned he might be able to go next month.

Hopefully he's actually going to be able to make the trip to London this time around.
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gotta be vaccinated. Not sure about other stuff (two week quarantines) but they are crazy serious about that one.

Not sure I would want him to travel to London. Could you imagine having to sit next to him for an 10-15 hour flight? Just reeking, jonesing for a cigarette, and pounding booze like he is Wade Boggs? We would also be forced to listen to him speak with a fake accent for a while afterwards…

“Hey, M8s! I flew over the ponds and it was a bangers! We pounded some cans and I drank some dank pints in da pubbs! Bloody wankers couldn’t stand how the birds were fancying me! Tactical Soap works around the world, lads!”
 
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Captain Ahab said:
The crossover saga with Goocheese would either save Josh’s streaming career or completely destroy him.

The boglim will do absolutely anything for smelly coochie. I can see him ending up in jail.
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Goocheese and the IP2 people are absolutely not going to Casper. They make their money in large cities because there's lots of people on the streets to harass. They need crowds, particularly rowdy late night groups, to produce their content and fuel donos. Casper is a pretty small city, that is surrounded by nothing, and I doubt there's any sort of nightlife, at least not what the RV retards are looking for.

If they were to show up, you're right, they'd be arrested by the end of the night if they pulled the same antics they do in major cities. Cobes would be absolutely intimated by Goocheese and the dudes on the RV irl. It wouldn't be a Matt Green situation, it would just be awkward. Even Chicken Andy could kick Josh's ass with little effort. Where would they even go anyway? Josh is banned from every bar. Just imagine like 4 homeless junkies and Goocheese (redundant I know) crammed into Cobes' apartment, screaming at eachother while "NIGGER" is repeatedly playing on TTS, and theyre all trying to stealth shave Goo's head. These are two universes that have no business combining.
 
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mdrop22 said:
Goocheese and the IP2 people are absolutely not going to Casper. They make their money in large cities because there's lots of people on the streets to harass. They need crowds, particularly rowdy late night groups, to produce their content and fuel donos. Casper is a pretty small city, that is surrounded by nothing, and I doubt there's any sort of nightlife, at least not what the RV retards are looking for.

If they were to show up, you're right, they'd be arrested by the end of the night if they pulled the same antics they do in major cities. Cobes would be absolutely intimated by Goocheese and the dudes on the RV irl. It wouldn't be a Matt Green situation, it would just be awkward. Even Chicken Andy could kick Josh's ass with little effort. Where would they even go anyway? Josh is banned from every bar. Just imagine like 4 homeless junkies and Goocheese (redundant I know) crammed into Cobes' apartment, screaming at eachother while "NIGGER" is repeatedly playing on TTS, and theyre all trying to stealth shave Goo's head. These are two universes that have no business combining.
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They could leave Denver and stop in Casper on the way to...Jesus Christ, the mid-west is a black hole.
 
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TheGooGooMuck said:
They could leave Denver and stop in Casper on the way to...Jesus Christ, the mid-west is a black hole.
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Yeah, exactly. It isn't like Casper is an hour outside major metro like Miami or San Fran. It's hours, if not days of driving to get anywhere noteworthy. Usually the RV people take route through the south because they can hit up lots of cities. The Midwest is a barren wasteland with hardly any people, and the people who are there will not engage or put up with being pepper sprayed or Goocheese rolling around on the sidewalk screaming in their town square.

Cobes would literally just be sitting there on stream, petrified, while these people ran his house. Full on Homeboy Ian with his feet in Josh's face status.
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mdrop22 said:
Goocheese and the IP2 people are absolutely not going to Casper. They make their money in large cities because there's lots of people on the streets to harass. They need crowds, particularly rowdy late night groups, to produce their content and fuel donos. Casper is a pretty small city, that is surrounded by nothing, and I doubt there's any sort of nightlife, at least not what the RV retards are looking for.

If they were to show up, you're right, they'd be arrested by the end of the night if they pulled the same antics they do in major cities. Cobes would be absolutely intimated by Goocheese and the dudes on the RV irl. It wouldn't be a Matt Green situation, it would just be awkward. Even Chicken Andy could kick Josh's ass with little effort. Where would they even go anyway? Josh is banned from every bar. Just imagine like 4 homeless junkies and Goocheese (redundant I know) crammed into Cobes' apartment, screaming at eachother while "NIGGER" is repeatedly playing on TTS, and theyre all trying to stealth shave Goo's head. These are two universes that have no business combining.
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I don't think they're going to Cobes but I do think they would make money if they did. Ip2 streamers already have dedicated paypigs, they don't really have to do anything to make money at this point other than be on camera. Goocheese and Cobes would almost certainly fuck if they got together. I hope it happens but I don't think it will.
 
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crackcocaine said:
I don't think they're going to Cobes but I do think they would make money if they did. Ip2 streamers already have dedicated paypigs, they don't really have to do anything to make money at this point other than be on camera. Goocheese and Cobes would almost certainly fuck if they got together. I hope it happens but I don't think it will.
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They would make money for the first few hours just due to shock value but like I said Cobes would get uncomfortable quick. I don't know if you watch RV streams but they are on a different level. Cobes is going 5mph and they are at 150. It would turn into them destroying his home while he gets more and more distraught as slurs play over the RV guys speakers. Then someone would call the police due to drug use or rowdiness, or report the stream to youtube for hate speech.

The RV people have been scrambling for content because donos have been down for months. They're boring as fuck now and rely solely on picking up homeless meth addicts that inject drugs on stream in their bathroom. They aren't doing well, and dedicated paypigs are dwindling.

Goocheese would absolutely not fuck Cobes, she is openly trolling him, but I guarantee he would try to cop a feel. He'd maybe get some if she was completely unconscious like OnlyUseMeBlade.

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Why do you retarded niggers think Casper is in the Midwest?
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We can't all be geographical autists like you. To normal Americans everything between Ohio and Wyoming is Midwest, aka flyover states. They're all equally barren wastelands.
 
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daBonehead said:
"Time travelling coming in nicely toobz my future self stopped by to let me know I still rule the trollz sad lives in 2032 TWU"
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Cobra really needs to stop hanging out with the ol’ meth head, Dave. If Dave were to go down for his drug shit, cobra could too since they’re been getting very close recently.
 
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