Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

So we thinking he had a tard’ fit when saw the Dani Filth shoutout to Warlord? I imagine he had a hard time wrapping his peanut head around the idea they got one too — and a respectful at that. He’s probably trying to reason they are leeching off his fame.

Looks like the trolls found a way to get him pissed off. Stephanie is def getting one next haha

Also Everclear? He loves his fruity fag drinks too much to drown them in that rocket fuel.
 
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Honestly, if he switching to over proof alcohol; I think his number might be called soon. I know he’s on other depressants so mixing benzos, opioids, weed and what else together with a full bottle of everclear could kill him. I don’t like him. I think he’s a weird selfish nonce but I think Clint loves him and I don’t like the ideal of a parents burying their children. Hell, maybe he can’t die with his circle of protection. I’m just a little worried about him if he’s switching to harder things.
 
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We're back cool cobras! The poop stigmata appears to be getting darker. TWU
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On Friday Homeboy Ian came over looking like a Norman Reedus impersonator, drank some of Cobra's beer took a cig and then promptly left. Love how all these weirdos just hang out with Cobes for his beer.
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He also did some vocal covers here's Hey Jude which I clipped because it was particularly beautiful, Julian Lennon this is for you
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
This isn't new but was posted on the Reddit today, and I don't know why because it's far from the strangest of his habits, but I found that his apparent routine of beating off while standing to be pretty bizarre.

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I sometimes think he’s just a weird guy, then I remember shit like this and it really confirms how fucking abnormal he is. 99% of the population would freak if had video of them beating their pud — he doesn’t care. He’s just as degenerate as the other tards’ in his circle.

Its probably come up before, but what does everyone think of the chance he becomes one of those raping/killing incels? He sprouts all that Nice Guy bullshit but it’s obvious he doesn’t believe it.

Unrelated thought: He‘s so fucking dirty he reminds me of a mechanic in a garage
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
I sometimes think he’s just a weird guy, then I remember shit like this and it really confirms how fucking abnormal he is. 99% of the population would freak if had video of them beating their pud — he doesn’t care. He’s just as degenerate as the other tards’ in his circle.

Its probably come up before, but what does everyone think of the chance he becomes one of those raping/killing incels? He sprouts all that Nice Guy bullshit but it’s obvious he doesn’t believe it.

Unrelated thought: He‘s so fucking dirty he reminds me of a mechanic in a garage
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I was particularly amused by the fact that;

* he doesn't seem to be splooging into anything specifically, which means the ol "jizz coated carpet" shit is legit
* he doesn't even wipe his hands against his pants when finished (to say nothing of washing them), he pops his pud back in his pants and it's right back to normal

Dirty boggy boy has certainly fed his friends cum infected food hacks.

also I've posted it before, but I don't think he ever becomes a "rapist" in the traditional stalking and attacking sense, but I don't doubt for a second if he saw some passed out Of Age woman, he wouldn't fuck her while she was unconscious and convince himself after the fact that "She was begging for Cobra's Cawk". There's a theory that that whole "NYE dry spell break" wasn't stopped because someone's boyfriend got mad that he was saying he had sex with the woman, it was because someone realized he was lying about effectively committing a date rape.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
* he doesn't seem to be splooging into anything specifically, which means the ol "jizz coated carpet" shit is legit
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This has been known for a long time AFAIK. In fact there was something of a fight over the carpet fragments when he sold them off, oprah predictably managed to get the piece right under the chair soaked in cum.
 
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Man he even went into Nickacado in this video. Naturally the new song sounds like the last batch of songs he did with his poor stop start recording method and bad vocal layering. Buy your cassettes $6.66
 
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This has been known for a long time AFAIK. In fact there was something of a fight over the carpet fragments when he sold them off, oprah predictably managed to get the piece right under the chair soaked in cum.
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I had always heard it but I thought it was more a joke about how often he jerked off, like it was bound to just eventually leak. That he was full bore blasting entire loads directly onto the ground and proceeding as normal immediately after came as a complete shock to me.
 
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It's adorable how Warlord apologized to Cobies on Valentine's Day. Nothing like two buds doing a little kissing and making up.
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Cobes also mentioned that Warlord wants to be known as Wolflord now, and he told Cobra he has cancer and about 4 years to live lol

Edit: video of Cobra talking about this
 
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