Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

In the days before managed currency and SSDI, people like Cobra didn't "join the military" or "get it together" - a lot of them literally starved to death (something that seems like a joke because it straight up doesn't happen these days but was an actual reality for a shit ton of depression era Hobos) or were wrangled into "funny farms" where they would basically work in chain gang labor camps in exchange for food and shelter. I'm honestly starting to think both of these options would be more humane (in a way at least) than the current situation with SSDI.

Lets be honest, at this point there's no way Cobra could even get a job if he wanted one, let alone hold it. Sure he could probably get a job working at a warehouse or something but he would need to get sober, shave his head, start bathing properly/regularly, and buy normal clothing (and actually wear them daily). Even then I'm sure he would get fired within the first week.

I still kind of think had Cobra stayed medicated and had some kind of supervision/medical/emotional support and care earlier on he could have for sure grown up to be a functional member of society but we're not in that timeline....

I'm 100% convinced that if Cobra were for some reason to lose access to his SSDI payments, he would be more than happy living as a hobo. Honestly it would not be such a big change really - he already drinks and smokes weed/does drugs all day and eats literal garbage. Plus all of the people he hangs out with are basically as close as you can get to being homeless without actually being homeless. The people in Cobra's life would basically be the same he just wouldn't have the apartment.

The hypothetical theoretical homeless saga would probably leave Cobra dead in a few years (if not a few months) but thinking that forcing Cobra off of SSDI would somehow magically force him to "get it together" is completely delusional. He could not do it even if he wanted to (which he doesn't).
I'm not advocating kicking him off SSDI or reforming him. That shit is no longer a possibility, nor do I wanna see it happen -- that boat has long since passed and I am perfectly happy watching him drink himself into a fucking stupor while ranting on stream every night. The best I can hope is he picks up the pace and starts using meth or some other hard drugs.

I will disagree that a homeless saga would be a possibility. Clint is a piece of shit but it would take a lot for him to fully embrace abandoning the greasy boglim.
 
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I've come to the conclusion that 'tards can actually be dangerous.

I used to think the downy Walmart greeter was just a good nature kid. The bagger at the supermarket may look 40 but had the innocent mind of a 10-year-old. My neighbor's 30-year-old downy kid, who beats his meat on his backyard swing-set, just wanted to play with the neighbors' kids in the pool. It never dawned on me that they still have the sex drive but not the intellect to manage it.

Cobes functions just enough that he almost seems normal but then you listen to his shit. He has the brainless selfishness of a retard paired with a single-mindedness (sex) that is a little disturbing. I find it a little reminiscent of Chris Chan -- an adult body with a retard brain. We've established Cobes is a sex pest and I suspect he would do some degenerate shit if given the option.

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Not all retards just accidentally squeeze mice to death, some of them are sickos for not of age, non cisgendered dead girls that are their sisters

I'm not advocating kicking him off SSDI or reforming him. That shit is no longer a possibility, nor do I wanna see it happen -- that boat has long since passed and I am perfectly happy watching him drink himself into a fucking stupor while ranting on stream every night. The best I can hope is he picks up the pace and starts using meth or some other hard drugs.

I will disagree that a homeless saga would be a possibility. Clint is a piece of shit but it would take a lot for him to fully embrace abandoning the greasy boglim.
Meth might actually get him thinking and moving hard enough that he does dislodge and reform himself. But it can’t be a lot of meth, it’s has to be juuusssttt enough meth, a set of decent looking clothes, shave his head, and an application to work at a Wendy’s that doesn’t know him.
 
I'm 100% convinced that if Cobra were for some reason to lose access to his SSDI payments, he would be more than happy living as a hobo.

I think he'd have two choices; Sleep in a fuckin' snowbank or call up Clint and stay there. I think he regards both options to be equally horrible but in the end, Josh is cowardly, he's a creature of convenience and he'll go back to that little green basement temporarily if he really, really has to. I don't think he'd get a job but if anything could motivate him to even look for one, it'd be living under his dad's roof and dealing with that. He fuckin' hates that.
 
I think he'd have two choices; Sleep in a fuckin' snowbank or call up Clint and stay there. I think he regards both options to be equally horrible but in the end, Josh is cowardly, he's a creature of convenience and he'll go back to that little green basement temporarily if he really, really has to. I don't think he'd get a job but if anything could motivate him to even look for one, it'd be living under his dad's roof and dealing with that. He fuckin' hates that.
It's interesting how people with issues tend to hate everything that benefits or helps them in life.
 
In the days before managed currency and SSDI, people like Cobra didn't "join the military" or "get it together" - a lot of them literally starved to death (something that seems like a joke because it straight up doesn't happen these days but was an actual reality for a shit ton of depression era Hobos) or were wrangled into "funny farms" where they would basically work in chain gang labor camps in exchange for food and shelter. I'm honestly starting to think both of these options would be more humane (in a way at least) than the current situation with SSDI.

Lets be honest, at this point there's no way Cobra could even get a job if he wanted one, let alone hold it. Sure he could probably get a job working at a warehouse or something but he would need to get sober, shave his head, start bathing properly/regularly, and buy normal clothing (and actually wear them daily). Even then I'm sure he would get fired within the first week.

I still kind of think had Cobra stayed medicated and had some kind of supervision/medical/emotional support and care earlier on he could have for sure grown up to be a functional member of society but we're not in that timeline....

I'm 100% convinced that if Cobra were for some reason to lose access to his SSDI payments, he would be more than happy living as a hobo. Honestly it would not be such a big change really - he already drinks and smokes weed/does drugs all day and eats literal garbage. Plus all of the people he hangs out with are basically as close as you can get to being homeless without actually being homeless. The people in Cobra's life would basically be the same he just wouldn't have the apartment.

The hypothetical theoretical homeless saga would probably leave Cobra dead in a few years (if not a few months) but thinking that forcing Cobra off of SSDI would somehow magically force him to "get it together" is completely delusional. He could not do it even if he wanted to (which he doesn't).

This doesn't sound all too different from the Wern's reality.

If Cobes starts talking about fucking Telomeres, God help us all.
 
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This woman is fucking batshit toxic retard. She is also more similar to Cobra than any other person I have seen on the internet yet.
Also what the fuck is emotional rape?
So wait he found the one woman left in the world with standards low enough to consider fucking him and he self sabotaged it? Now that’s rich. Better not emotionally rape any methheads
BOY
 
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This woman is fucking batshit toxic retard. She is also more similar to Cobra than any other person I have seen on the internet yet.
Also what the fuck is emotional rape?
I have a feeling she might have tried this shit for internet fame. it sometimes happens with other lolcows. you pretend to date them/ act like you are interested in them just to dump them, so that you can get your foot in the internet door so you can get a following. I could be wrong. It's hard to tell with this mong.
 
So wait he found the one woman left in the world with standards low enough to consider fucking him and he self sabotaged it? Now that’s rich. Better not emotionally rape any methheads
BOY
This 2 would make a perfect couple. They are both goth and are similar attractive. Sad, that communicating via Youtube, watched by an army of trolls doesnt end in marriage normally.
 
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This woman is fucking batshit toxic retard. She is also more similar to Cobra than any other person I have seen on the internet yet.
Also what the fuck is emotional rape?
Gothie is kino earlier today she showed off her youtube money to brag and she made a net $265.59 in 8 months or $33.19 a month and implied it was as much as she made at olive garden working there.
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This woman is fucking batshit toxic retard. She is also more similar to Cobra than any other person I have seen on the internet yet.
Also what the fuck is emotional rape?
Hooooo boy...where to even begin with this meth head?

The good news is that her accusing Jorsh of emotional rape is almost guaranteed to garner a equally unhinged responce as he'll definitely need to defend his honor and shout to the world how anti grape he is.
 
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This woman is fucking batshit toxic retard. She is also more similar to Cobra than any other person I have seen on the internet yet.
Also what the fuck is emotional rape?
>fucked up teeth
>"goth"
>glasses
>schizo rambling
>victim complex
>poor hygiene
>receding hairline

She's like mirror of him its perfect
 
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