Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[The Southwest Strangla]

Intel monkeys say it was only an online thing


my dude, where one weed grows the rest will follow. It could potentially be a series of quick sagas as cobes dry spell intensifies and these psycho girls realize they can get crumbs of attention from his viewers.

I know that. Josh is now a main stream lolcow and a shit ton of attention seeking whores are going to come for that sweet internet fame/money. Lol that’s the reason why Stephanie came back out of no where.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

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I thought she was sweet. What happened?​

I'd do that for a pack of cigarettes.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

this gothie thot sounds like a clout chaser going from one cow to another. cobes can do better. tbh

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She's a Pirates worst nightmare, a flat chest and no booty.

My god those titties are sad, I've never seen a pair of small tit's that were heading towards being knee slappers at the same time, but those feet... those feet are something else they are the kind of feet you see used as a prop in a B or C grade Creature Feature.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

her true form was revealed..​

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I do like that the only thing she wont divulge is how she lost her teeth, whenever she is pressed on the matter.

I'm sure it's from her having a sweet tooth

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and a meth addiction

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

He's still a regard that showed his cock after nothing but a video chat though

nobody's perfect dood

 

[Dance]

I eat so much potted meat. It's so good. I've been banned from opening a can if anyone else is home.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

I eat so much potted meat. It's so good. I've been banned from opening a can if anyone else is home.

Jord Childers

 

[RL Steinbeck]

New merch guys! Watch till the end to hear the boglim hit a new low!

Half of these look like ripped copyrighted images again. How long til his new account gets nuked?

That being said some of these are genuinely hilarious. Wtf is the one about hanging you next to your horse supposed to mean? lmao

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Half of these look like ripped copyrighted images again. How long til his new account gets nuked?

That being said some of these are genuinely hilarious. Wtf is the one about hanging you next to your horse supposed to mean? lmao

I’m pretty sure 90% of his new shirt slogans are copyright infringement. Anything remotely Harry Potter would get his account nuked and he can’t get around it when it has fucking Slytherian in it. Not sure if it’s Disney or not but they don’t play nice and def would scare t-shirt company

I suspect he hears sayings and has no fucking clue what they mean and butcher their meaning. Like ‘down the pike’ is now ‘pipe’ — that kinda shit.

 

[Henrietta]

His PS3 shelf is looking pretty dusty these days, hopefully a homeboy comes over to play soon

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

I suspect he hears sayings and has no fucking clue what they mean and butcher their meaning. Like ‘down the pike’ is now ‘pipe’ — that kinda shit.

Cerebral Pelosi

 

[Arealsomalipirate]

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His PS3 shelf is looking pretty dusty these days, hopefully a homeboy comes over to play soon

My brother just came to visit, so I turned on cobies, the first thing he says is "look at all that dust".

 

[crying and shidding]

internet youtube chat hackers dood what the fuck, it's illegal to hack an autistic

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

internet youtube chat hackers dood what the fuck, it's illegal to hack an autistic
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inb4 we get afresh wave of "wouldn't it be ebin troll if we got his channel deleted?! XD" retards again.

 

[RollingRock]

Live yuckbang

 

[Bogliacci]

Alright, he has to have no concept of taste or food. He shovels x into his maw because he saw it on y and that makes him think its amazing. He's looking at a plate of salad shrimp and pork chops acting like its the most delicious thing hes ever had, and just talking about it like he talks about all the slop he cooks.

 

[RollingRock]

He looks like such a goober with the big lighter on the lanyard around his neck, as if he is so regarded he'll drop/lose his lighter without it

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Edit 2: Cobes is a gonner he's zonked

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He looks like such a goober with the big lighter on the lanyard around his neck, as if he is so regarded he'll drop/lose his lighter without it

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Edit 2: Cobes is a gonner he's zonked
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people keep saying his stream is frozen, but he moved. he's out like a light.....or have alcohol poisoning...

 

[An automatic clown]

I saw the toothless wonder in Cyraxx' thread. Now I have to see her here too


Cobes past out on his stained lazy boy is kino

 

[Umaibae]

he's awake and started streaming/drinking at 6:30am ish like nothing happened

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPGI3wbFc3M