Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Bit of a crossover with LARPERs over at r/volunteersForUkraine. Nice to see he's stepped up from casting spells on ISIS.
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Wild West said:
Josh maybe not as sexy and healthy as he thinks. Gothie observed his balls looking "dropped":

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So our ‘Dark Lord and Master’s’ balls haven’t dropped? I’d say I’m surprised but he is not exactly the picture of health.

I’m kinda surprised they don’t attack him for cawk size. They wanna piss him off, that’s the way to do it — that or insinuate he treats women badly
 
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Wild West said:
Josh maybe not as sexy and healthy as he thinks. Gothie observed his balls looking "dropped":

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Rumply4Skyn said:
So our ‘Dark Lord and Master’s’ balls haven’t dropped? I’d say I’m surprised but he is not exactly the picture of health.

I’m kinda surprised they don’t attack him for cawk size. They wanna piss him off, that’s the way to do it — that or insinuate he treats women badly
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I doubt that he's got an undescended Testicle, it's a relatively simple Fix and Clint would have had it fixed but he could have either have a problem with Testicular retraction all primates have the abillity to retract there testicles some what Humans just lost most of that abillity when we started walking upright and there was less risk of them catching on things it's still present in young children and adults but the reaction can cause a problem for some people with odd muscle or skeletal issues (I forget the Latin name but it's been know of since Pliny) but it's a really rare condition.

What I think might be happening is he has a case of a funny looking / deformed scrotum, mixed with poor personal hygiene and oddly enough Riding his Bike. A ball bag looking like the last chicken in the shop isn't all that uncommon but he's made it worse by not being clean your testicles are really important your body knows this so when your dirty or sweaty down there your more unconformable than with the same level of dirt else ware, and it rapidly deteriorates there condition if kept less than pristine condition.

Also and this is anecdotal but people who ride a Bike or Horse have more scrotal deformation and abnormalities than pedestrians or people who ride in cars, the bus, trains etc. your Ball bag is like your ear lobes they just don't stop growwing it only slows down a bit but it adjusts to keep your boys as healthy and as cool as they can be, Bike and Horse ridgers tend to deform from the back in a elongated fashion apparently.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Powerlevel time but his twig n berries have been online for years, and this is the first time I've heard of his sack being deformed. His dick is infamously all fucked up, but a mangled sack seems new.
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He has serial killer dick, right? All fucked up from 8 hour jerk off sessions and not cleaning anything?With his amazing genes, i would not be surprised if he has deformed balls. Maybe we got lucky and nature sterilised the Boglim

stefanie ever talk about his fucked up ‘Cawk and Balls?’ That downy must have some dirt

Also, didn’t Lance Armstrong lose his ball to all that time riding? That is kinda time needed, I’m assuming.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Powerlevel time but his twig n berries have been online for years, and this is the first time I've heard of his sack being deformed. His dick is infamously all fucked up, but a mangled sack seems new.
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I saw that shilloet when he wore that mankini but never wanted to look up his Gentleman's Wand, It wouldnt shock me that he's got a deformed member because mental and physical deformities go hand in hand.

Rumply4Skyn said:
He has serial killer dick, right? All fucked up from 8 hour jerk off sessions and not cleaning anything?With his amazing genes, i would not be surprised if he has deformed balls. Maybe we got lucky and nature sterilised the Boglim

stefanie ever talk about his fucked up ‘Cawk and Balls?’ That downy must have some dirt

Also, didn’t Lance Armstrong lose his ball to all that time riding? That is kinda time needed, I’m assuming.
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A good portion of Seminal fluid is from the Prostate, this is why otherwise normal men with reproductive problems don't believe it when they are told they are shooting blanks as they still blert. Cobes might be able to get and sustain an erection and ejaculate but he might be firing more blanks than a VDV regiment dropped into the black sea.

TBH I wouldn't be shocked to find out he was infertile, I'd just be shocked to find out that he didn't have some form of physical abnormality going on with his balls, unless some of age kiwi goth chick was willing to take one for the team we will likely never know.

But I honestly think that him not being sterile is a possibility.
 
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I kind of think Gothie is just taking potshots at cobes to milk her time in the limelight.

As far as Lance Legstrong goes, I think the heroic amounts of doping and saddle time gave him the ball cancer. Dude won two back to back Tour de France, hardly anyone even competes in the TdF back to back, they take a year off to recuperate.
 
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TurdFondler said:
I kind of think Gothie is just taking potshots at cobes to milk her time in the limelight.

As far as Lance Legstrong goes, I think the heroic amounts of doping and saddle time gave him the ball cancer. Dude won two back to back Tour de France, hardly anyone even competes in the TdF back to back, they take a year off to recuperate.
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While that is a possibility I'd side on him having something visibly wrong more than not.

Also as for Lance, he had proper techique, most people who ride don't and it can excasebate a problem especially with poor health I'm not saying that riding a Bike give him a clan hood shaped scrote but he's not taken care of himself and he's worsened a issue he already had prematurely, accidents can do this as well, so can poor personal care or abnormal behaviour / treatment.
 
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