Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Cunning Lettuce]

Was watching his last drunken morning stream and everyone was mentioning how dusty his entertainment center is. I’m pretty sure that is the sawdust from working his lathe indoors that we predicted. His little pre-me lungs have gotta be working overtime between huffing homemade vape juice and sawdust

I doubt he has ever changed the coils in that vape. So he'll be inhaling burnt cotton alongaide his hobo vape juice

 

[Clint's Burden]

I doubt he has ever changed the coils in that vape.

Probably not but Josh has surprised people before with his ability to rarely do something resembling responsibility.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Was watching his last drunken morning stream and everyone was mentioning how dusty his entertainment center is. I’m pretty sure that is the sawdust from working his lathe indoors that we predicted. His little pre-me lungs have gotta be working overtime between huffing homemade vape juice and sawdust

The dust off those things is Horrible, and some woods are toxic if the dust is inhaled and he just goes out finds sticks from Tree's he can't identify - he then turns with likely blunt tools (never seen a slip stone on his bench) at inconsistent depths of cut and forcing his way through knots.

I'm honestly thinking at this point with his tobacco use, vaping and solvent inhalation etc if he's not already got a serious lung problem he's going to develop one soon.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I saw the toothless wonder in Cyraxx' thread. Now I have to see her here too


Cobes past out on his stained lazy boy is kino

She’s going to hop on any lolcow for some attention. The sad thing wannabe trolls are going to buy her only fans and give her attention since they think it’s trolling cobra/cyraxx.

 

[Clint's Burden]

I'm honestly thinking at this point with his tobacco use, vaping and solvent inhalation etc if he's not already got a serious lung problem he's going to develop one soon.

It's likely already present, but since Josh doesn't enter a doctor's office under almost any circumstances, he's not had any screenings or spirometry to test these things.

Always thought this was a good indication something fucky is going on:

It's pretty bad when you're coughing so hard you're making fucking Tauntaun mating calls

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

It's likely already present, but since Josh doesn't enter a doctor's office under almost any circumstances, he's not had any screenings or spirometry to test these things.

Always thought this was a good indication something fucky is going on:

Tbh people like josh doesn’t believe in science/ medicine (unless it’s illegal drugs). I’m sure he has tumors already growing in him but I’m sure he doesn’t care. “ ‘ell, found out…f…found out…I g…GOT the cancer today……it is what it is toobz…”

 

[Bixby Snyder]

It's likely already present, but since Josh doesn't enter a doctor's office under almost any circumstances, he's not had any screenings or spirometry to test these things.

Always thought this was a good indication something fucky is going on:

Every time he takes a hit off his vape he coughs. I like to joke about his premie lungs but I wouldn't be surprised if actual problem.

The dust off those things is Horrible, and some woods are toxic if the dust is inhaled and he just goes out finds sticks from Tree's he can't identify - he then turns with likely blunt tools (never seen a slip stone on his bench) at inconsistent depths of cut and forcing his way through knots.

I'm honestly thinking at this point with his tobacco use, vaping and solvent inhalation etc if he's not already got a serious lung problem he's going to develop one soon.

Sawdust is no fucking joke. My father had a shop in the house and it would kill me, as I'm allergic to the dust. The more exotic woods can actually poison you but you won't find that shit in Wyoming. I think for all his problems, his lungs are probably the most fucked. Alcoholics can go on for years, slowly killing themselves, but you fuck up your lungs...

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Every time he takes a hit off his vape he coughs. I like to joke about his premie lungs but I wouldn't be surprised if actual problem.



Sawdust is no fucking joke. My father had a shop in the house and it would kill me, as I'm allergic to the dust. The more exotic woods can actually poison you but you won't find that shit in Wyoming. I think for all his problems, his lungs are probably the most fucked. Alcoholics can go on for years, slowly killing themselves, but you fuck up your lungs...

Sawdust is a known carcinogen; it will fuck you up.

 

[Lumbertron5800]

He doesn't just turn random sticks on the lathe, he would break every single one. Papa Clint buys him lathe blanks from Walmart. Something like this.

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

Tbh people like josh doesn’t believe in science/ medicine (unless it’s illegal drugs). I’m sure he has tumors already growing in him but I’m sure he doesn’t care. “ ‘ell, found out…f…found out…I g…GOT the cancer today……it is what it is toobz…”

He thinks smoking weed cures cancer. He’d probably be giddy with excitement if he got cancer cause he’d have an excuse to smoke “legal” weed. “Doctor said I have stage 3 cancer. dood now I can get a medical cannabis prescription hah heh heh yeeeessssss.”

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He thinks smoking weed cures cancer. He’d probably be giddy with excitement if he got cancer cause he’d have an excuse to smoke “legal” weed. “Doctor said I have stage 3 cancer. dood now I can get a medical cannabis prescription hah heh heh yeeeessssss.”

Smoke from weed has the same cancer causing chemicals that are in tobacco smoke, but he’s too stupid to know this. His lungs are fucked beyond at this point. All the drugs, chemicals, and metals are going to kill his lungs. The only thing I want is for him to live long enough to see ozzy die. I really want to see how he will react to it.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

The only thing I want is for him to live long enough to see ozzy die. I really want to see how he will react to it.

 

[Bowl Of Soup]

Bit of a crossover with LARPERs over at r/volunteersForUkraine. Nice to see he's stepped up from casting spells on ISIS.
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Came here to see if anyone posted already, it's up to 1.2 upvotes. People are calling him the "Snake of Kyiv"

 

[Clint's Burden]

Came here to see if anyone posted already, it's up to 1.2 upvotes. People are calling him the "Snake of Kyiv"

lol

 

[TomBradysVagina]

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lol

Fake account.

I wonder how his vape even functions anymore. He's been smoking the same coil for over a year. Besides his already destroyed lungs, that's gonna make you cough. Also, it's fucking retarded that he just smokes whatever juice people send him. Someone's gonna send him bunk juice spiked with fentanyl or some other hard drug that can be vaporized. Or poison or something. He truly is an idiot.

 

[TurdFondler]

What's the recipe for his DIY vape juice or is that just a joke?

 

[RollingRock]

What's the recipe for his DIY vape juice or is that just a joke?

A fan sent it so neither cobes or anyone else knows whats in it

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Omg clint. You look like a thumb now lmao

 

[TurdFondler]

I finally see the resemblance. Cobes will never look like that at Clint's age though.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I finally see the resemblance. Cobes will never look like that at Clint's age though.

He will be dead before he hits 40; he already aged his body 10-15 years. His heart alone must be fuckin enlarged from his diet and drug use. He better put a circle of protection over his heart before it gives up.