Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

It's Porkney. She had a meltdown the other night because Krystal got Josh on her livestream and SeizureRobot (as well as Boglim Chronicles) joined and finally got to talk to Josh (and didn't troll him).

Krystal got into the Cobraverse recently as someone who knew Gothie and had her on her panel often. Gothie and Krystal had a falling out, but Krystal is pretty legit. She rolls with the troll comments, has hung out and interviewed a lot of Stern's Wack Pack and generally just seems fascinated by weirdo Josh.

Courtney has to have Josh all to herself and be supreme gatekeeper. She went off saying she's never watched SeizureRobot's videos and he's the one who swatted him a while back (which isn't true). Even most of her chat and mods disagreed and defended Seizure, as he doesn't really troll Josh and is decent content creator. Courtney is the one who manufactured the entire Gothie drama in the first place, so now she called out Krystal too despite Krystal saying nice things about Courtney on the stream Josh joined.

Courtney is just a terrible human being to the core. She's been doxed but unfortunately her job doesn't care that she literally grooms mentally ill people on the internet, which apparently her own daughter accused her of. She keeps claiming that she's Josh's friend but in reality, she's one of his biggest trolls.

Of course, Josh said he would fuck her if she came to Casper. This is a morbidly obese woman in her 40s who is a manager at a pool supply company in North Carolina who spends her free time drinking white claws, chain smoking, ignoring her husband, and hanging with retards online. She sends Josh money, encourages him to drink to death including that one time where Josh was hammered and was playing with his loaded shotgun.

Most people hate her deservedly, a lot of Josh's mods (Museum Privilege, Spooky Girl, GMT) are her mods (Boglim Chronicles is in with her too), some tolerate her to have access to the Discord. SeizureRobot has always just avoided her and Lenin Lime had a falling out with her a while back.
 
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charlesdickens said:
It's Porkney. She had a meltdown the other night because Krystal got Josh on her livestream and SeizureRobot (as well as Boglim Chronicles) joined and finally got to talk to Josh (and didn't troll him).

Krystal got into the Cobraverse recently as someone who knew Gothie and had her on her panel often. Gothie and Krystal had a falling out, but Krystal is pretty legit. She rolls with the troll comments, has hung out and interviewed a lot of Stern's Wack Pack and generally just seems fascinated by weirdo Josh.

Courtney has to have Josh all to herself and be supreme gatekeeper. She went off saying she's never watched SeizureRobot's videos and he's the one who swatted him a while back (which isn't true). Even most of her chat and mods disagreed and defended Seizure, as he doesn't really troll Josh and is decent content creator. Courtney is the one who manufactured the entire Gothie drama in the first place, so now she called out Krystal too despite Krystal saying nice things about Courtney on the stream Josh joined.

Courtney is just a terrible human being to the core. She's been doxed but unfortunately her job doesn't care that she literally grooms mentally ill people on the internet, which apparently her own daughter accused her of. She keeps claiming that she's Josh's friend but in reality, she's one of his biggest trolls.

Of course, Josh said he would fuck her if she came to Casper. This is a morbidly obese woman in her 40s who is a manager at a pool supply company in North Carolina who spends her free time drinking white claws, chain smoking, ignoring her husband, and hanging with retards online. She sends Josh money, encourages him to drink to death including that one time where Josh was hammered and was playing with his loaded shotgun.

Most people hate her deservedly, a lot of Josh's mods (Museum Privilege, Spooky Girl, GMT) are her mods (Boglim Chronicles is in with her too), some tolerate her to have access to the Discord. SeizureRobot has always just avoided her and Lenin Lime had a falling out with her a while back.
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does she have her own thread yet? where was her dox posted?
 
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RL Steinbeck said:
does she have her own thread yet? where was her dox posted?
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I don't think Whorelord has a page here. But her info has been out for awhile. I think it was linked in this thread.
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She is probably the least difficult person to dox in history. If you search her name on Google, the whole first page is nothing but her social media accounts that aren't set to private that include her town/state and place of work. I'm guessing it's been known for a while, people just don't give enough of a shit about her.
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Does this shit happen every time Josh gets momentarily popular?

A bunch of new people show up, learn about him, laugh at him, give suggestions on how to save him, and then leave once see what the 'real content' is?
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Just about 300 of this thread's 400+ pages were posted just in the last year, so yeah, it's been happening a bit recently.
 
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Most people hate her deservedly, a lot of Josh's mods (Museum Privilege, Spooky Girl, GMT) are her mods (Boglim Chronicles is in with her too), some tolerate her to have access to the Discord. SeizureRobot has always just avoided her and Lenin Lime had a falling out with her a while back.
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Seizure's a good one. He just wants to do his art and have fun. Some of us could learn from that example.
 
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CognitiveDeficiency said:
I think I am going to stop following this thread. I enjoy watching the abridged videos about Josh's life, the lore, and the strange cast of characters that surround him. Exceptional, but ultimately harmless, people are fascinating and help me gain perspective and self-awareness regarding my own issues. That said Josh seems to be entering the terminal downward spiral. Drugs, alcohol, and his own cognitive deficiencies are leading him down a path he can never return from, and that is honestly saddening to me. Josh, and people in general, can't be helped because he doesn't want to be helped. Most people who are fucking up their lives and recover have a moment of fear and trembling that awakens them to what they are actually doing. An event happens which makes them aware of how dangerous their lifestyle is forcing them to take stock of what they are doing and attempt to sort it out. Josh has had, from my perspective, several of these but has been unable or unwilling to recognize them. I don't want to see Josh destroy his mind and body anymore, or end up in a bad situation with some shady casual acquaintance that turns violent. Josh is, in the words of Hunter S. Thompson, "one of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." Having certain elements of the internet actively working to destroy him by feeding into his delusions and dependencies is giving me hard Chris-chan vibes. I really don't enjoy seeing what would have been a harmless little goof degenerate to the level of mental instability in which he can be manipulated by sociopaths for their amusement and internet points.
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We at an airport? Why do you feel the need to announce your departure? Good luck with your blog
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Did Courtney ever end up with a thread on here? She seems to be an awfully big factor in several white trash cows and I'm curious if there's enough meat there to get her own shit up.
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Yeah, I don’t know much about her but she seems to be a professional tard wrangler, grooming them for her own perverse delight. Kinda hard to believe doesn’t have her own thread yet.
 
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Clint's Burden said:
She's not terribly disliked in other lolcow communities, it's really only this one I think.
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I feel like the hate she gets from the cobra community is weirdly disproportionate. I don’t like her by any stretch but I feel mostly apathetic. Her antics don’t really garner more than an eye roll from me personally. yet you have people obsessing over her and absolutely flying off the handle whenever she’s brought up, and usually, they themselves are the only ones bringing her up. It’s weird that her online presence, which is essentially avoidable unless you seek it voluntarily and doesn’t amount to much more than being obnoxious and annoying sends people into a white knuckle rage
 
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The REAL MagnaRyuu said:
I feel like the hate she gets from the cobra community is weirdly disproportionate. I don’t like her by any stretch but I feel mostly apathetic. Her antics don’t really garner more than an eye roll from me personally. yet you have people obsessing over her and absolutely flying off the handle whenever she’s brought up, and usually, they themselves are the only ones bringing her up. It’s weird that her online presence, which is essentially avoidable unless you seek it voluntarily and doesn’t amount to much more than being obnoxious and annoying sends people into a white knuckle rage
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Though I'm still working my way through it, apparently when Seizure was trying to talk to him she was behind the scenes trying to convince Josh that he was behind the swatting and orchestrated most of his trolling. Regardless of how big a detriment to the overall enjoyment she is, a woman in her late 40's constantly trying to be center stage of Retardpalooza is in itself cow behavior.
 
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The REAL MagnaRyuu said:
I feel like the hate she gets from the cobra community is weirdly disproportionate. I don’t like her by any stretch but I feel mostly apathetic. Her antics don’t really garner more than an eye roll from me personally. yet you have people obsessing over her and absolutely flying off the handle whenever she’s brought up, and usually, they themselves are the only ones bringing her up. It’s weird that her online presence, which is essentially avoidable unless you seek it voluntarily and doesn’t amount to much more than being obnoxious and annoying sends people into a white knuckle rage
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One of the people that throws gasoline onto the alcoholism fire is Courtney. She shows up whenever our sweet little boy is pouting about something. She'll push the ball into traffic but she won't do anything to stop the child running into the street. She and everyone in her discord should be reading a note to their parents in an orange jumpsuit waiting to get their heads lopped off
 
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The REAL MagnaRyuu said:
I feel like the hate she gets from the cobra community is weirdly disproportionate. I don’t like her by any stretch but I feel mostly apathetic. Her antics don’t really garner more than an eye roll from me personally. yet you have people obsessing over her and absolutely flying off the handle whenever she’s brought up, and usually, they themselves are the only ones bringing her up. It’s weird that her online presence, which is essentially avoidable unless you seek it voluntarily and doesn’t amount to much more than being obnoxious and annoying sends people into a white knuckle rage
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I think people hate her because she inserts herself into the Lolcow drama. Basic rule is ‘Don’t interact with the tards’ and she breaks it — hard. Her gatekeeping, ‘advising’, and low-key trolling is not needed. Her stable of tards were doing fine fucking their lives up without her, and providing us with natural laughs in the process.

She’s just some fat bitch trying to be apart of the retardation.
 
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