Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.


Responded via PM to Rumply, but will give a short explanation here. I'm not an expert in Wyoming law, though I'm familiar with the state and its culture. Guardianship there is actually easier to achieve, legally, than in most states, but it requires convincing courts that are culturally resistant to government intervention.

The Wyoming Guardianship Corporation is an organization that specializes in managing the life of wards that are assigned to it. If you contact them they are absolutely far more qualified to explain the details than I am.

EDIT: By the way, I'm flattered that you folks pinged me on this, but understand that, even with people with legal experience, everyone is effectively an armchair lawyer when you go outside their wheelhouse.

That's why legal kiwis are very keen to clarify their lack of experience in whatever is being discussed. It's like asking a hockey referee about technicalities of an NBA game. Yes the procedures are similar, and they can give better insight than someone who knows nothing about sportsball, but the actual rules are often very different.

Even if that person has deep knowledge of that particular facet of law, if it applies to another state they are no longer an expert. In that case it's more like asking someone who knows the ins and outs of the NFL about Canadian rules football.

EDIT 2: Also I'm a retard who just happens to have some legal experience. I try not to get too deep into the specifics of what that experience is to avoid doxing myself. I will say I have zero experience with conservatorship or guardianship, though I have tangental experience insofar as I've worked with people with mental health issues/temporary holds.
 
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The Wyoming Guardianship Corporation is an organization that specializes in managing the life of wards that are assigned to it. If you contact them they are absolutely far more qualified to explain the details than I am.

Thanks, man. I'll try contacting them sometime this weekend/early next week, see what I can see about it.

A billboard advertising the dates for Cobes' upcoming Love & Vanity: Unplugged tour would be rad

I think this is like the 3rd time they've seriously considered buying a billboard in Casper and putting dumb shit on it to fuck with him. It'd be funny if they actually thought it out and didn't make their plans public on a subreddit Josh reads/his handlers read or control, but that is expecting far too much.
 

Josh putting on slow mode due to his trolls makes him fucking boring. I've seen the same rerun from Josh's rants more then 90s Simpson episodes.

EDIT: Again as I have stated in the past, there is hilarious moments every rare occasion. Josh ranting about how he will defend himself, his apartment, and his neighbors if war were to break out here in America and making fun of his assburgers was a good moment.

EDIT 2: Believe it or not, Josh has aspirations in life. He wants to own his own hot rod shop to build hot rods. However, it takes time.

OK, it's a good live again.

EDIT 3: Tactical soap needs to be Josh's sponsor. *bug watch* he walks away to go somewhere. We have a Little Caesars mukbang. Perhaps Little Caesers can sponsor Josh.

EDIT 4: Josh is a professional budget cook. He loves making budget calzones. We know you do, Josh. You've made plenty of them in the past.


Btw, pick up his album "Satan's Bell" and buy his merch. He will turn slow mode off if he gets some sales.

EDIT 5: Fuck sickos. Rinse and repeat.

EDIT 6: Josh just ripped a fart and smelled his fingers.

EDIT 7: Josh hates wearing condoms. However, he uses a magnum size. He has a big cock. He loves watching females on chaturbate.

EDIT 8: Has Josh turned into Christianity? Talking about Moses and his magic staff. He divided the water.

EDIT 9: The great "I fucked a grapefruit once" story. What a charmer you are, Josh.

EDIT 10: it's ok to use nukes on the pedophiles on Epstien Island. It's not ok to use nukes during war. Fuck sickos. The trolls at it again.

Josh doesn't want to have any part about Courtney.
 
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Thanks for your input @Pointless Sperg it was insightful my dude.

Edit to add:

This is fucking priceless -
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He’s gotten to the point I can’t listen. I also never realised half his ‘points’ have nothing to do with the video, the person just says a word and his little pea brain makes a ‘connection’. Thank ‘lucifer’ for the compilation channels.

His content really has become shit. He’s always been boring but it’s now literally same shit everyday.

I gotta say a Cobra Customs hot rod shop would produce some interesting shit.
 
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I gotta a Cobra Customs hot rod shop would produce some interesting shit.

Oh good lord I'm thinking of one of those Hot Rod clone TV shows abut about cobes and his wands, with the artifical drama being replaced with screams and drunken rants over breaking a cigarette, and getting celebrities in to get a custom wand but the celebrities are all local homeless people or methheads.
 
Yeah cobes is totally gonna open a hot rod shop, same dude that can't fix a flat on his bicycle or be bothered to turn dowels into slightly more ornate dowels.
I'd love to see him "take jobs" for custom shit and see what he comes up with and his frustration when it won't come out right. Not to put on the ol Ween Beanie but I'd be delighted if someone put a bug in his ear about how in demand those bleached jeans are and he got the urge to whip up a batch for big, easy money.
 
I'd love to see him "take jobs" for custom shit and see what he comes up with and his frustration when it won't come out right. Not to put on the ol Ween Beanie but I'd be delighted if someone put a bug in his ear about how in demand those bleached jeans are and he got the urge to whip up a batch for big, easy money.

Charging outrageous prices for couture jeans. Bleached t-shirts with shitty cobras, hats with white jizz spots on the top, shoes with liquid eraser all over. He could ask for stupid prices and people would pay. I couldn’t wait till he started calling himself a ‘fashion designer’.

The Derelict Collection is so hobo-chic!
 
This is admittedly an idea about as faggy as the billboard, but in some fantasy world where it's not my time or money being wasted I'd love to see some idiots actually get a model and fit them with "high end" Cobra clothing and see if he gets pissed off enough about it that they're "copying him" without credit.

Someone on snakebones said - Cobrea for the Queer guy, where cobra takes well dressed fashionable gay men and Cobra Styles them.
 
This is admittedly an idea about as faggy as the billboard, but in some fantasy world where it's not my time or money being wasted I'd love to see some idiots actually get a model and fit them with "high end" Cobra clothing and see if he gets pissed off enough about it that they're "copying him" without credit.
He'd just say she's one of his many of-age female fans
 
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