Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Bixby Snyder]

He'd just say she's one of his many of-age female fans

There a particular ‘type’ that he doesn’t like? I know he says he’s okay with gays, trans, etc. but has dropped faggot when angry. Also a lot of latent racism.

Maybe have a trans model for his clothing line? I think he would act okay but would get frustrated if it was a clothing line for the gays. Or even better a clothing line for Sickos haha

The Sicko Collection — sounds like a meme idea haha

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

There a particular ‘type’ that he doesn’t like? I know he says he’s okay with gays, trans, etc. but has dropped faggot when angry. Also a lot of latent racism.

Maybe have a trans model for his clothing line? I think he would act okay but would get frustrated if it was a clothing line for the gays. Or even better a clothing line for Sickos haha

The Sicko Collection — sounds like a meme idea haha

Without starting the "What's this retards political ideology" topic nobody likes, I'd say Cobes is "tolerant, to a point" the way a lot of middle of the road Red state guys are. He likely wouldn't just dislike or berate someone for being gay, but if you're a gay that's displeased him, "faggot" is fair game, because you started it.

Nigger might be his hard limit just because of how loaded it is in America. But I think if he could articulate it, that would be his thoughts; "I won't start any problems, but if you do, almost nothing is off limits for retaliation".

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I find the translation rather fitting for Josh.

 

[The Reseda Observer]

Jord’s politics are a drunken stumbling tight-rope walk between trying to fit in with the beer-drinking lifted-truck macho military boys he doesn’t want to call him a pussy or a fag and trying to please the tatted-up pierced-up feminist big titty goth babes he wants to take him for a wet walnut ride. So, he gets this tarded clusterfuck of contradictory positions from the left and right and all over the spectrum depending on what the social media algorithm is feeding his gullible brain and who he wants to like him at the moment.

 

[nosferatu]

He is live again and singing The Beatles and Johnny Cash into his beer bottle while dribbling down his beard.

“The trolls are a bunch of pussy faggots!”
Suck his goth bad boy dick, toobz.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

He's singing falling in love with you, and more or less smashed - it's a car crash as per usual but he's murduring that song.

 

[Bogliacci]

He is live again and singing The Beatles and Johnny Cash into his beer bottle while dribbling down his beard.

“The trolls are a bunch of pussy faggots!”
Suck his goth bad boy dick, toobz.

man he's such a goth badboy, he knows how to barely lip sing like four songs

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

That headsets not doing him any favours either, he looks like a lump fish with a beard while wearing them.

Edit - OK this got me.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

"long live ozzy" I can't wait for ozzy to die. c'mon god, I don't ask for much.

 

[chimpSculpture]

man he's such a goth badboy, he knows how to barely lip sing like four songs

falling in loooove wiiiiiith yooooooooou

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

"long live ozzy" I can't wait for ozzy to die. c'mon god, I don't ask for much.

He died 20 years ago, his brains just trying to catch up it takes a lot of time for the pickle he's made of his nervous system.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He died 20 years ago, his brains just trying to catch up it takes a lot of time for the pickle he's made of his nervous system.

he's aging badly. his nervous system is shot to hell. IMO he most likely won't live another decade.

* Uncontrollable crying * "too.....TOOBZ! t....the king of darkness....just died...." *takes out shotgun and place it under his chin" " mamma....mamma...I...IM COMIN' HOME!" *dies and forever gets made fun of in hell for being a mall goth* His life story shall never leave the mind of humanity

 

[RollingRock]

Cobes singing voice pulling the ladies

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Cobes singing voice pulling the ladies

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plz god dont tell me that not really that downie cunt. christ, why is a lolcow trying to troll another lolcow

 

[RollingRock]

plz god dont tell me that not really that downie cunt. christ, why is a lolcow trying to troll another lolcow

She's been in Cobe's chat and in Dragonlordfrodo's chat before

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

We're missing some really good bants here, that headset's shit.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

She's been in Cobe's chat and in Dragonlordfrodo's chat before

is she really lacking self-awareness? 'tards shouldn't make fun of 'tards. no one likes you and no one will think your trolling is "funny".

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

is she really lacking self-awareness? 'tards shouldn't make fun of 'tards. no one likes you and no one will think your trolling is "funny".

Flobby Blobbys best described as a mean girl with the body of a lunch lady, she'd have killed to have been a thin popular bitchy girl but ended up being the one getting picked on so tried to pick on people 1/3 her mass.

 

[Marci96]

Josh is drunk as shit lmao

 

[RollingRock]

Yikes cobes is going full Bevis and Butthead