Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Without starting the "What's this retards political ideology" topic nobody likes, I'd say Cobes is "tolerant, to a point" the way a lot of middle of the road Red state guys are. He likely wouldn't just dislike or berate someone for being gay, but if you're a gay that's displeased him, "faggot" is fair game, because you started it.

Nigger might be his hard limit just because of how loaded it is in America. But I think if he could articulate it, that would be his thoughts; "I won't start any problems, but if you do, almost nothing is off limits for retaliation".
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Reminds me of a quote:

"I live in my car, I don't pay lot fees, I don't have to pay for anything. People in this park fuck with me because I live in a car, too. They throw bottles at me and shit, fucking bottle kids. Basically my policy is, if you don't fuck with me, I won't fuck with you....but if you do fuck with me, I'll fuck with you...big time."

He's basically Ricky. We're basically bottle kids.
 
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Ihatejackscalfani said:
Josh putting on slow mode due to his trolls makes him fucking boring. I've seen the same rerun from Josh's rants more then 90s Simpson episodes.

EDIT: Again as I have stated in the past, there is hilarious moments every rare occasion. Josh ranting about how he will defend himself, his apartment, and his neighbors if war were to break out here in America and making fun of his assburgers was a good moment.

EDIT 2: Believe it or not, Josh has aspirations in life. He wants to own his own hot rod shop to build hot rods. However, it takes time.

OK, it's a good live again.

EDIT 3: Tactical soap needs to be Josh's sponsor. *bug watch* he walks away to go somewhere. We have a Little Caesars mukbang. Perhaps Little Caesers can sponsor Josh.

EDIT 4: Josh is a professional budget cook. He loves making budget calzones. We know you do, Josh. You've made plenty of them in the past.


Btw, pick up his album "Satan's Bell" and buy his merch. He will turn slow mode off if he gets some sales.

EDIT 5: Fuck sickos. Rinse and repeat.

EDIT 6: Josh just ripped a fart and smelled his fingers.

EDIT 7: Josh hates wearing condoms. However, he uses a magnum size. He has a big cock. He loves watching females on chaturbate.

EDIT 8: Has Josh turned into Christianity? Talking about Moses and his magic staff. He divided the water.

EDIT 9: The great "I fucked a grapefruit once" story. What a charmer you are, Josh.

EDIT 10: it's ok to use nukes on the pedophiles on Epstien Island. It's not ok to use nukes during war. Fuck sickos. The trolls at it again.

Josh doesn't want to have any part about Courtney.
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You forgot the part about Alcoholics Anonymous. Cobra dislikes that AA doesn't teach people to cut down on consumption, but just to go without alcohol.
 
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