Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Dr. Jekyll said:
Something is happening in the tard wrangler circles. No idea what though but a lot of users are getting smoked out/doxxed and shit. A couple just nuked themselves. My current guess is a few of the big guns (maybe Lenin maybe oprah or something?) got doxxed and/or proof that they've been delving way too deep into Josh's life.

Also CobraCon is happening in just over a month and I know Courtney really really doesn't want it to happen.
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Who nuked their channels and shit?
 
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Cradle of fear or cradle of filth? Cosnfused. Also. The (sort of) meet up is legit still happening? Somebody has to film this. Jesus fuck. Only king cobes could be so boring yet also intriguing at the same time. I'm so bored and still can't look away.

That what makes hum my mostly favorite cow prolly.
 
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GotchaNowScumbag said:
So nothing came from this retard and his super secret operation?
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I hate to admit it but I was on Reddit sub and they posted about the ‘secret plan’ they were unraveling (used exact name as here).

Basically, they thought the tard wrangler circle was trying to rope Josh’s subscribers into their own channels. Basically starving out his own channel by not providing direct content but passing him around their own channels to increase income. We wanna see Cobes, so we will watch schizos, crack whores, and trailer park conventions to get our fix — giving them money. That was the whole ‘secret’ plan they were trying to make into a bigger deal.
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
I hate to admit it but I was on Reddit sub and they posted about the ‘secret plan’ they were unraveling (used exact name as here).

Basically, they thought the tard wrangler circle was trying to rope Josh’s subscribers into their own channels. Basically starving out his own channel by not providing direct content but passing him around their own channels to increase income. We wanna see Cobes, so we will watch schizos, crack whores, and trailer park conventions to get our fix — giving them money. That was the whole ‘secret’ plan they were trying to make into a bigger deal.
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Fucking hell. What a dumbass plan lmao. I guess I kind of see why, tho. Cobes is slightly affiliated with the IP2 community and they're all essentially junkies with livestreaming equipment.

Maybe there's some elements of truth in this? I don't know. I'm just confused why he has the ability to make videos and join other livestreams but can't stream on his own channel.
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
I hate to admit it but I was on Reddit sub and they posted about the ‘secret plan’ they were unraveling (used exact name as here).

Basically, they thought the tard wrangler circle was trying to rope Josh’s subscribers into their own channels. Basically starving out his own channel by not providing direct content but passing him around their own channels to increase income. We wanna see Cobes, so we will watch schizos, crack whores, and trailer park conventions to get our fix — giving them money. That was the whole ‘secret’ plan they were trying to make into a bigger deal.
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This is what's happening, though. Krystal didn't hide it, she's letting him stream so be thankful and then she cried poor and e-begged on top of it.

The excuse that Josh needs his phone to get through the 2-step authentication to stream again has always been weak. There's many ways around that. Yeah, he's lazy, but c'mon. And the constant joke videos on top of that. It does seem like shenanigans are afoot.
 
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yt has just stopped giving me any notifications for cobes during this 'joke' era we're living in. I did get one for each 'new drink combo' and 'night video' where he just talks about the food he ordered/ate without showing any of it, top notch content production here. fuckin kek. I truly don't understand how his views are going up overall.
 
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crying and shidding said:
yt has just stopped giving me any notifications for cobes during this 'joke' era we're living in. I did get one for each 'new drink combo' and 'night video' where he just talks about the food he ordered/ate without showing any of it, top notch content production here. fuckin kek. I truly don't understand how his views are going up overall.
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This fuck is just making videos to tell us what he had for dinner now.
 
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Potion_Time said:
This fuck is just making videos to tell us what he had for dinner now.
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That’s because Courtney (the mastermind string puller that she is) and her knights of the discord table have the genius scheme that by making cobra talk about his dinner and shout out a specific restaurant they can reap the fat bucks kicked back to them from the influx of customers that show up at their door. They’re contacting local Casper restaurants and promising big business for a cut of their profits, recommending Josh order food from there and give a shoutout.

Josh thinks he’s just enjoying some grub and doing a favor but ackchually he’s lining the pockets of the paypig coven through their malicious schemes. A percentage of the commission they make on the new customers brought in from josh’s restaurant shoutouts they pool together and put back into josh’s PayPal because they know he’ll use it to buy liquor from the liquor store which they ALSO get a commission from. They take half of the commission from liquor store and from the restaurants and they pool THAT together and put in an offshore bank account. That offshore bank account DCA’s into bitcoin biweekly and that bitcoin is funneled through the dark web to the Philippines to fund studios that film custom request CP videos which are then distributed throughout their secret discord.

It’s honestly super obvious I don’t know how you guys don’t see this.

- unironically what some of these fuckers sound like at this point.
 
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The REAL MagnaRyuu said:
That’s because Courtney (the mastermind string puller that she is) and her knights of the discord table have the genius scheme that by making cobra talk about his dinner and shout out a specific restaurant they can reap the fat bucks kicked back to them from the influx of customers that show up at their door. They’re contacting local Casper restaurants and promising big business for a cut of their profits, recommending Josh order food from there and give a shoutout.

Josh thinks he’s just enjoying some grub and doing a favor but ackchually he’s lining the pockets of the paypig coven through their malicious schemes. A percentage of the commission they make on the new customers brought in from josh’s restaurant shoutouts they pool together and put back into josh’s PayPal because they know he’ll use it to buy liquor from the liquor store which they ALSO get a commission from. They take half of the commission from liquor store and from the restaurants and they pool THAT together and put in an offshore bank account. That offshore bank account DCA’s into bitcoin biweekly and that bitcoin is funneled through the dark web to the Philippines to fund studios that film custom request CP videos which are then distributed throughout their secret discord.

It’s honestly super obvious I don’t know how you guys don’t see this.

- unironically what some of these fuckers sound like at this point.
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I legit thought you were retarded after reading the first paragraph and caught on in the second. The shit in the first paragraph is unironically believed on the reddit.
 
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I legit thought you were retarded after reading the first paragraph and caught on in the second. The shit in the first paragraph is unironically believed on the reddit.
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Yeah to some people literally everything is a conspiracy it’s bizarre. Unfortunately most of the time, especially with cobra, the boring answer is the correct one. I get we’re in a boring fucking dryspell of nonsense content and people want to try and make it more interesting than it is but jeeeeesus some people take it to legitimately insane levels. Like trying to spice things up for a laugh when the content is slow and boring I get but They’re picking apart and analyzing every retarded thing cobra says for secret meanings or “hints” to “what’s going on behind the scenes” they’ve turned themselves into Charlie looking for Pepe Silvia having a breakdown listening for bogwhistles and secret meaning in the content of somebody who is too stupid to know you don’t eat the skin of an avacado
 
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