Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I do like how he says her banging the black guy is for progressive clout. Hell, by the same logic she could have been banging him (a retard) for progressive clout points too.

I do think the Reddit retards read way too much into shit. Porkney running secret ops to control him, Josh doing ‘jokes’ to get back at the trolls, or just general theories that don’t involve him being drunk and lazy. With Josh, the simplest and laziest answer will always be correct.
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
I do like how he says her banging the black guy is for progressive clout. Hell, by the same logic she could have been banging him (a retard) for progressive clout points too.

I do think the Reddit retards read way too much into shit. Porkney running secret ops to control him, Josh doing ‘jokes’ to get back at the trolls, or just general theories that don’t involve him being drunk and lazy. With Josh, the simplest and laziest answer will always be correct.
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The “joke” videos are just him being a lazy content creator. He looks up jokes online, makes short videos, and post them hoping to get more viewers from them. He’s a lazy ape who can’t come up with anything.
 
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Someone on the subreddit figured out a neat little origin for why he chose to be a sexy gothic bad boy;

Ok, this is very autistic of me to know this so stay with me.

Around 2005 when Josh was 13/14, he said that he discovered Cradle of Filth's song Her Ghost in the Fog on Google Video and said that he was instantly a fan and said it helped change his perspective on music. Josh's parents had an issue with him listening to them because they were 'demonic' but trying to stop Josh from listening to them just made it worse. Clint allegedly read an article about satanism and thought Josh was going to turn evil but Clint gave in.

Then in 2006/2007 when Josh was in high school, he bullied a special needs kid named Carl because Josh didn't like how happy he was all the time and he tried being Josh's friend. Josh said that he went to a parent-teacher meeting and Josh got grilled for bullying Carl. Josh said that the teacher and his parents were trying to use reverse psychology on him (in his words) to make him be friends with Carl because they were so alike (they both have autism). At this point, Josh said that he's nothing like Carl, Carl is happy/good and Josh is was dark and depressed. Josh claimed this was the point in his life where the inner cobra demon awakened and knew he was goth.

Resources:

Discovering Cradle of Filth: https://youtu.be/F_QF-QjgB3A?t=269

Clint hates goths: https://youtu.be/uM8UgZnre0o?t=1878

Carl and his goth awakening: https://youtu.be/q8sYfCsScP0?t=68
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love how this meth hooker has injected herself into internet drama. god these fuckin poor whores have nothing better to do all day then to manufacture drama at the expense of others. its basically their specialty. and cobes rolls right along with it cuz he'd actually fuck literally anything that gives him the time of day. can't believe he said he'd fuck courtney. i wouldnt fuck her w/ cobra's dick.
 
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Josh is lazy, but it's also that there's lots of channels like Krystal that desperately try leeching off freaks for money and views and attention, and have been trying for some time. Krystal was "friends" with Gothie trying to do this shit years ago.

And Josh will go on any woman's stream that gives him the time of the day because he's a super simp.
 
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BPD Gunt Rider said:
Josh is lazy, but it's also that there's lots of channels like Krystal that desperately try leeching off freaks for money and views and attention, and have been trying for some time. Krystal was "friends" with Gothie trying to do this shit years ago.

And Josh will go on any woman's stream that gives him the time of the day because he's a super simp.
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Meth/bpd whores latching onto lolcows for money/fame is a recent trend. Look at Chris Chan, there have been different sluts who did the same thing. I really wish the Reddit faggots would stop giving these whores any form of attention.
 
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Josh was on Courtney's stream tonight with a handful of the usual other regards talking over him and making it boring.

Courtney voiced her displeasure of Krystal streaming with Josh and sticking the poor easily manipulated doodt with trolls, and then reminded us numerous times how much she paypigs for Josh along with sending him another phone. She's totally trying to get Josh back to streaming by himself, doods! While mocking Josh behind his back in the secret chat of her Discord.

These middle-aged cunts that pissed away their lives and then need to tard wrangle desperate guys like Josh for attention are truly vile.
 
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BPD Gunt Rider said:
Josh was on Courtney's stream tonight with a handful of the usual other regards talking over him and making it boring.

Courtney voiced her displeasure of Krystal streaming with Josh and sticking the poor easily manipulated doodt with trolls, and then reminded us numerous times how much she paypigs for Josh along with sending him another phone. She's totally trying to get Josh back to streaming by himself, doods! While mocking Josh behind his back in the secret chat of her Discord.

These middle-aged cunts that pissed away their lives and then need to tard wrangle desperate guys like Josh for attention are truly vile.
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Agreed, the best thing we could do is to continually acknowledge them, give their channels engagement by tuning into their streams, and talk about them ad nauseam across multiple forums. That’ll REALLY show em. Obviously everybody knows the best way to stick it to an attention seeker is by continually giving them attention
 
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