Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Drinks tons of sugary booze and mixes everything with Mountain Dew (including shit you shouldn’t)

One of the guests on @SeizureRobot5000 shows said "He's not making 4Loco he's making poorloco" I had to look up what they stuff was and my god I can't belive that stuff was ever a thing - just the caffine content of that stuff is insane let alone the booze, I can see why it wasnt made available for sale in the UK and Europe, we're starting to see places stopping to do Vodka Redbull mixes because of the problems it causes.
 
One of the guests on @SeizureRobot5000 shows said "He's not making 4Loco he's making poorloco" I had to look up what they stuff was and my god I can't belive that stuff was ever a thing - just the caffine content of that stuff is insane let alone the booze, I can see why it wasnt made available for sale in the UK and Europe, we're starting to see places stopping to do Vodka Redbull mixes because of the problems it causes.
Four Lokos havent had caffeine in them for like 10 or so years, thankfully.
 
Shon will sit there on that couch and if somebody inquires about Shon & Saunders, Josh will immediately ask for money to do it. Assuming he gets the money, he'll do the same 3 jokes he's always done and not much else.
This is the exact reason everyone here and on the subreddit loathes paypigs. Once you introduce money into a lolcows ecosystem you completely disrupt and often ruin the comedy. It becomes a transactional exchange and not organic humor. Shon and Saunders was great because it was something Cobes did for fun and was a great insight into his mind. When you turn that into "TIP ME TO WATCH ME PERFORM" it becomes something it never was.
 
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"Women do X buUUUTTT if men do X it's bad! It's so stupid youtube! Fuck suicide for that matter."

Every gender relations video he does
Something about how he's trying to look smarter than the video he's talking to just gets me lmfao. Never get tired of him saying one thing, the video saying the complete opposite, then he stops and just completely agrees

Butterfield talking about going to the gym to work on yourself and that maybe dudes cant get a girl because they dont care about themselves just flying over cobes shiny skullet is priceless as he looks over his glasses and says fuck fatshaming
 
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Setting up dating profiles and sexting with weirdo degenerates to own the cobra. Seems like a self-own. If anything it’s trolling some poor sap who thinks he’s gonna get laid and then being met at the door by a confused boglim who squirms uncomfortably and tells him to kick rocks.

“Yeah man, I was messaging this weirdo gay dude back and forth for a couple days all this sexual shit and told him to come over and fuck me and then gave him cobras address. Then, he went to the apartment, knocked on the door and get this? Cobra got up to answer it and said “I’m not interested” and then closed it and the guy left. LMAOOO GOTTEM! EPIC LULZ”
 
Edit: In other news, it seems like Josh's gigantic foot rash is getting worse.

I wonder if he has diabetes? All that booze and junk food doesn't help.
It's probably "just" athletes foot from the looks of it -which can attack anywhere on the foot, not just the more common between the toes-, but he's left it to fester (to say nothing of actively making it worse wearing those fucking Frankenstein boots with no socks) so long he's almost certainly got the stage of it where nothing short of prescription meds will cure it. There's a very good chance that, unless Homedad is watching his videos and noticing it so he can drag him to the doctor, he'll have so long he'll inevitably spread it to his hands and mouth.
 
Something about how he's trying to look smarter than the video he's talking to just gets me lmfao. Never get tired of him saying one thing, the video saying the complete opposite, then he stops and just completely agrees

Butterfield talking about going to the gym to work on yourself and that maybe dudes cant get a girl because they dont care about themselves just flying over cobes shiny skullet is priceless as he looks over his glasses and says fuck fatshaming
I was cracking up. Terrance pop is talking about going to the doctor and a therapist and how it helped him out so much. And cobes is just staring at the screen. It's the one part of the video he just lets play and doesn't have anything to say. The guy who Josh gets all his talking points from is there, telling him exactly what he needs to do to have a chance at EVER finding a woman and it just goes right through his squash-head. Then in the middle of it another Grindr date showed up at his door.

It really seemed like he either drank way too much caffeine or took adderall. He was on an endless circular rant for the entire stream.

And speaking of the sugar/diabetes thing mentioned above. He said today how parents shouldn't give sugar to kids because its like crack to a crackhead. Just want to scream at him, like bro do you see how much sugar you ingest everyday!?!
 
I was cracking up. Terrance pop is talking about going to the doctor and a therapist and how it helped him out so much. And cobes is just staring at the screen. It's the one part of the video he just lets play and doesn't have anything to say. The guy who Josh gets all his talking points from is there, telling him exactly what he needs to do to have a chance at EVER finding a woman and it just goes right through his squash-head. Then in the middle of it another Grindr date showed up at his door.
He also talked about how it was good for people to get counselling at one point, yet how many hours of streams do we have where he's complaining about clint sending him to counsellors to figure out what the fuck is wrong with him when he was a kid lmao
 
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