Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Clint's Burden]

I wonder how they are catfishing these gays?

These guys are men. They're gay but they're still men.

They will have sex with anything if the mood hits them. There's a reason why "Any hole's a goal" and "Any port in a storm" are things people say, it's not women saying that shit.

It's a stigmata and it's goth, dude.

It's a stinkmata, doot. He's been picking and scratching at that festering wound for weeks upon weeks. It probably smells like cat piss.

He is medically just a strange guy, man. He's got this strange indentation above his ass area, right, and it's because he had a pilonidal cyst. If you don't know what that is, that's when your body creates this abscess on your lower tailbone where it stores fluid and dead skin/hair cells. Eventually it grows so large that you have to drain it (or pop it) and when you do, horrible black necrotic blight shit stink comes out. It is hands down the most vile smell you're gunna smell. It's straight black sludge, just fucking the worst issue a doctor could deal with 9 hours into a shift.

Josh decided to do this at the beach. Happily families frolicking around. Now he has a scar forever for it.

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

Here’s a thought experiment. A bunch of trolls kidnap you, your closest loved one, and cobra. They have a gun to you and your closest loves ones head. They say they’ll let you and your loved one go free but first you must choose and lick ONE (1) of the following:

1. Cobras asshole
2. Cobras teeth/gums (deep tongue kiss)
3. Cobras foot rash AND the sole of his foot
4. Cobras balls
5. Cobras dick

Whaddaya lick?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Lol

 

[Pork-chop Delight]

Not gonna lie, cobes getting gay dates constantly appearing is the funniest shit I’ve ever heard.

 

[McWeaeselton]

Powerful crossover content. Richard is not impressed with our Jord.

 

[TurdFondler]

Here’s a thought experiment. A bunch of trolls kidnap you, your closest loved one, and cobra. They have a gun to you and your closest loves ones head. They say they’ll let you and your loved one go free but first you must choose and lick ONE (1) of the following:

1. Cobras asshole
2. Cobras teeth/gums (deep tongue kiss)
3. Cobras foot rash AND the sole of his foot
4. Cobras balls
5. Cobras dick

Whaddaya lick?

Next morning's headline would read:

Family found executed at side of road, motives unknown and perpetrators believed to be at large.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

He is medically just a strange guy, man. He's got this strange indentation above his ass area, right, and it's because he had a pilonidal cyst. If you don't know what that is, that's when your body creates this abscess on your lower tailbone where it stores fluid and dead skin/hair cells. Eventually it grows so large that you have to drain it (or pop it) and when you do, horrible black necrotic blight shit stink comes out. It is hands down the most vile smell you're gunna smell. It's straight black sludge, just fucking the worst issue a doctor could deal with 9 hours into a shift.

I suffer from this, and it's incredibly painful and they can't always fully remove it so it comes back from time to time he was lucky his got removed fully - It's not normally black it's pinkish white and purple and smells awful, they are incredibly painful as well and the develop fast like overnight fast so you can go from normal to shuffling along unable to sit, stand or walk in a few hours.

Even if they remove one there is a good chance he will get nother one, they seem to run in families and tend to have something in common with poorly fitting cloathing or stuff that doesnt wick away sweat, it was really common in WW2 where it got given the nickname Jeep Seat, but before that it was called the Cavelary Curse because it was the donkey wollpers who used to get it the most. The good news is it's easily treatable with Anti-Biotics and it getting drained if they can't remove it and they won't give you painkillers for it once it has been drained as the pain relefe is instant but untill it get's sorted your in agony so he's unlikely to get anything he could abuse from it.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I’d love to hear the interactions at the door with the gay guys

Cobes: “ … fucking sickos make me sick, dood. BUTTTT I would still eat her pussy while fingering her clit as I bang her from behind—“

Loud pounding rocks his door. Cobes mumbles to himself before shuffling to answer it.

Gay Dude looks at him, ignores the shit smell wafting from the door, and slowly pulls a lollipop from him mouth before asking, “ You here for the gangbang?”

 

[Bogliacci]

Pleasantly surprised that Shon actually did make an appearance again, looks like Cobes owns my sad pathetic trole life

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I’d love to hear the interactions at the door with the gay guys

Cobes: “ … fucking sickos make me sick, dood. BUTTTT I would still eat her pussy while fingering her clit as I bang her from behind—“

Loud pounding rocks his door. Cobes mumbles to himself before shuffling to answer it.

Gay Dude looks at him, ignores the shit smell wafting from the door, and slowly pulls a lollipop from him mouth before asking, “ You here for the gangbang?”

I would love to see what the men look like. No good looking guy will lower their standards that low to fuck cobra. Lol

 

[Big Nasty]

Pilonidal cysts are one of those specific medical conditions, such as phimosis and pectus excavatum, that were recurring ailments among SA goons.

 

[eaglesfan665]

Pleasantly surprised that Shon actually did make an appearance again, looks like Cobes owns my sad pathetic trole life

Is m'Jord having a seizure? Why does his mouth move like that when Shon talks?

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Powerful crossover content. Richard is not impressed with our Jord.

God I hope Cobes responds to this.

 

[Bogliacci]

Spoiler: Foot Watch

Looks like he's been itching it raw recently

 

[Clint's Burden]

He's live with Alex.

Jesus christ that foot, I was just about to post that picture, that is a gnarly thing to witness.

 

[Bogliacci]

Aight this is fuckin hilarious lmao

 

[Clint's Burden]

Better not be blasting your hand into the wall due to virgin/troll rage, boy



Edit: Keep your eyes open, boys. Alex is there and someone's probably gunna send a gay escort.

Just called Wings a "Fat pedophile faggot." Here we go. I've got the tingles, fellas.

 

[Bogliacci]

Cobes writing an email trying to sell tactical soap live has me fucking rolling in my office holy shit

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Better not be blasting your hand into the wall due to virgin/troll rage, boy

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Edit: Keep your eyes open, boys. Alex is there and someone's probably gunna send a gay escort.

Just called Wings a "Fat pedophile faggot." Here we go. I've got the tingles, fellas.

Anything is better than incel rants and discussions on troons and kids.

Man, he must tard out quite frequently. We say he must get noise complaints when he begins his ‘vocal covers’ but him beating the shit outta the walls has gotta be another complaints. Probably some corner than is beat all to hell

 

[Clint's Burden]

Cobes writing an email trying to sell tactical soap live has me fucking rolling in my office holy shit

Withou a doubt, yeah, my boss called me up on Teams because she thought I was having a fucking psychotic break