Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Muze]

"Protect the Puddin People"... lmfao... Praise M'lords Magic

 

[Pork-chop Delight]

Alex is gonna be the first person to get laid in the new cobra lair. Wonder what Jord will do while Alex and his random boy toys smoke meth and desecrate the place.

 

[Bogliacci]

Alex is gonna be the first person to get laid in the new cobra lair. Wonder what Jord will do while Alex and his random boy toys smoke meth and desecrate the place.

Hope the next gentlemen caller is on his way right now

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Shows the full extent of that rash, Fucking gruesome.

You know he scratches his feet and then eats with his hands too.

Edit: Here is his foot from 3 months ago

Also has fucked up cuts in hand

 

[snort beg snort]

"even though I get told no by every chick I like, I still talk to em'. That's called confidence. Like, I already know I'm gonna get told no"

 

[RL Steinbeck]

Spoiler: Foot Watch

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Looks like he's been itching it raw recently

You know that infection has gotten so much worse because he’s scratching it with those fucking filthy finger nails.

The thick layer of grime under them is likely an amalgamation of dirt, burger grease, fecal matter, pipe resin, skin sweat and oils, semen, food particles, wood stain/spray paint, boogers, sugary drink residue, and ashes.

He’s straight up introducing a potent staph colony to his open wounds every time he scratches that foot, and you know the closest our boy ever gets to washing his hands is when he handles Tactical Soap to cake it on his jeans.

 

[Clint's Burden]

Annnnnnd there's the prostitute, almost like clockwork one might say.

 

[D_Tractor]

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Shows the full extent of that rash, Fucking gruesome.

You know he scratches his feet and then eats with his hands too.

Edit: Here is his foot from 3 months ago
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Also has fucked up cuts in hand
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Ringworm.

 

[Metal_Heavy19]

He's live.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

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He's live.

Eegad! That's something I didn't need to see - Josh has really tiny nipples.

 

[Bogliacci]

1. lmao cobes calling niggress antics valley girl attitude

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He's live.

2. I will always thank god before bed Im not cobes

3. No surprise, Cobes is a pitt cuck lmfao

 

[TurdFondler]

Does anyone have a link to where he talks about his pilonidal cyst?

 

[Marci96]

Look at the way Josh drinks, jesus fucking christ. Those teeth must be rotten to the core.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Shout out to "shutter" home wine, not a sponsor

 

[Bogliacci]

Look at the way Josh drinks, jesus fucking christ. Those teeth must be rotten to the core.

Trying desperately to avoid those top incisors

 

[TomBradysVagina]

Look at the way Josh drinks, jesus fucking christ. Those teeth must be rotten to the core.

He banned me instantly today for telling him I'd donate if he brushed his teeth.

Someone donated $100 to his PayPal but it has a hold on it. He goes on to talk shit about the person and gets so pissed he can't access the money that he ends stream. I never use PayPal, is there a way to put a waiting period on money you send? Because he seems to hate it more than anything.

 

[TurdFondler]

It might have to do with direct debit, like of you don't have money in your paypal account and it comes from your bank, usually takes a day or two to process.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I never use PayPal, is there a way to put a waiting period on money you send? Because he seems to hate it more than anything.

Don’t interact with the cows, nigga

Motherfuckers tapping the glass broke this exhibit as it is

 

[daBonehead]

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He's live.

Love how he complains about having gay dudes sent to his apartment and then proceeds to do a shirtless stream in shorts while wearing a dog collar, what a tease

 

[Skeeter Khomen-Getit]

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He's live.

Josh is looking like a horny chimp in this picture. Almost like we are at a zoo, and Josh is in his cage acting on pure instinct in his natural habitat.