Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

TomBradysVagina said:
I'm not one to theorize cobes being on drugs...Buuuuuuut, what the hell is up with him the past 2-3 days? He's talking a lot faster than normal, seems a lot happier than usual (except for his paypal donos being on hold and grindr dates) and is generally in a much better mood. Something happen behind the scenes to cheer him up? Warlord give him some happy pills? His whole demeanor has changed
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I think it’s less of a stimulant thing and more of an out of depression thing. I think it has to do with his upcoming family reunion, he’s been happier since Clint told him he could go.
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
where is this new T-shirt he is hawking? Checked his customisedgirl and nothing new, though it may still be in processing.

He seems really eager profit off this abortion shit. I guess it’s simp Xmas to show his feminist creds
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The link is in the video description. It's just a pink shirt with a cobra on it that says "I support the sex strike."
 
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9:00am bog water drink combo
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You can see him wince as he swirls it in his mouth. Gonna say it's tooth related.

Had to drink on Friday, cos Friday. Bog water at 9am Saturday because it's the weekend. Sunday's the weekend too so you gotta drink. Hair of the dog on Monday, a couple little drinks on Tuesday, because it's almost hump day. And who doesn't have a drink on hump day? Then it's right into Thirsty Thursday because you gotta pregame friday...

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Same time he showered last. Some water got into.his mouth, probably.
 
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The Southwest Strangla said:
This is going to turn bad
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Dumbass doesn't realize it will never get approved because they just dont want the evil nazi confederate flag on their products. Not because it isnt free to use.

It's another great example of how most of what he does now is in reaction to trolls calling him names, he gets called racist so obviously the way to prove the troles wrong is to make a shirt with a skeleton on the confederate flag, except it'll always suck compared to this cobes
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TurdFondler said:
Had to drink on Friday, cos Friday. Bog water at 9am Saturday because it's the weekend. Sunday's the weekend too so you gotta drink. Hair of the dog on Monday, a couple little drinks on Tuesday, because it's almost hump day. And who doesn't have a drink on hump day? Then it's right into Thirsty Thursday because you gotta pregame friday...
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That's exactly the self justification he's using for his drinking now, rather than admitting he's bored - He suffers from to much free time and nothing to fill it with, it started as part of his bad boy image back in the Wendy's era, then became a problem when it was all he had to fill the time with after he got fired, He doesn't have any interests, no real friends no desire to learn something so he sit's there doing fuck all and started drinking to make the time go faster now it's a problem where the time still goes slow but it's in a blur and that's good enough for him.

I'm with a number of other people in saying "I don't think he really likes alcohol, or at least the kind he drinks for his image" you know how he get's pissy that that he can't drink "Girly" drinks? Yea he wants the sweet sickly fruity stuff young women and teens go for because they haven't developed a taste (or tolerance) for alcohol so they choose things that masks the flavour of alcohol. He takes small sips of Vodka and JD and keeps them in his mouth trying to burn out his taste buds (and lately to kill the tooth pain) to be able to finish the bottle but if you look at his reaction to the flavour he balks at it so when he does a drink combo he makes it so the flavour is as masked as best he can.

Drinking the drinks he wants to drink, alcopops etc don't fit in with the image he wants to project, and it's harder to find stuff strong enough to scratch the itch any more especially when you consider the price point and what bang he gets for his buck.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
That's exactly the self justification he's using for his drinking now, rather than admitting he's bored - He suffers from to much free time and nothing to fill it with, it started as part of his bad boy image back in the Wendy's era, then became a problem when it was all he had to fill the time with after he got fired, He doesn't have any interests, no real friends no desire to learn something so he sit's there doing fuck all and started drinking to make the time go faster now it's a problem where the time still goes slow but it's in a blur and that's good enough for him.

I'm with a number of other people in saying "I don't think he really likes alcohol, or at least the kind he drinks for his image" you know how he get's pissy that that he can't drink "Girly" drinks? Yea he wants the sweet sickly fruity stuff young women and teens go for because they haven't developed a taste (or tolerance) for alcohol so they choose things that masks the flavour of alcohol. He takes small sips of Vodka and JD and keeps them in his mouth trying to burn out his taste buds (and lately to kill the tooth pain) to be able to finish the bottle but if you look at his reaction to the flavour he balks at it so when he does a drink combo he makes it so the flavour is as masked as best he can.

Drinking the drinks he wants to drink, alcopops etc don't fit in with the image he wants to project, and it's harder to find stuff strong enough to scratch the itch any more especially when you consider the price point and what bang he gets for his buck.
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He had me laughing in his last live when he had the mini bottle of jack daniels saying it was his favorite, immediately went and watched the video of a single sip of it making him cry on camera.
 
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StoicMoose said:
He had me laughing in his last live when he had the mini bottle of jack daniels saying it was his favorite, immediately went and watched the video of a single sip of it making him cry on camera.
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Yea, there is something about the way JD is marketed that makes it a magnet to alcoholic spergs of a certain cut. It's like Sonic for the edgier crowd.
 
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RollingRock said:
Hes live about to eat another overloaded slop burger like an apple. Mayo, ranch, avocado, cheese, "bacon jam"
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I love that this just has him in such a great mood, he's having a great day spurred on by a $40 custom doordash wendys food hack. hands, face, beard, and shirt are just covered in fucking burger drippings and he's absolutely euphoric.
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crying and shidding said:
I love that this just has him in such a great mood, he's having a great day spurred on by a $40 custom doordash wendys food hack. hands, face, beard, and shirt are just covered in fucking burger drippings and he's absolutely euphoric.
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I, too, miss being a five year old sometimes. You troles are just jealous.
 
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crying and shidding said:
I love that this just has him in such a great mood, he's having a great day spurred on by a $40 custom doordash wendys food hack. hands, face, beard, and shirt are just covered in fucking burger drippings and he's absolutely euphoric.
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Whatever on his shoulder was there before the burgers. Once again, as soon as he's down to no money and no booze someone sends him $98. He'll probably be getting sloppy drunk again.

Whats funny to me is that he obviously gets cranky and probably shaky when he's put of booze, ..but at the same time hates real alcohol so much that he spends the money buying overpriced "girly" drinks. If he wasn't such a bitch about the taste of alcohol, and not a moron with money he could be a much better alcoholic. He could still make his stupid drink combos with cheap handles of vodka. He just has no concept of what money is actually worth.
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
If the paypigs want drama why do they give him booze money?

If they wanna see some real, actual fucked up shit let him go into withdrawals.

They seem to think giving him cash will generate content, even though the best years were when he was just being retarded for the sake of being retarded.
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It's as simple as people wanting something for their money. The only thing is they're giving and demanding something from Cobes. We know you don't do that.

Edit: Honestly? More whammy bars and less booze.
 
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