Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Bogliacci]

Cant wait for the new album, its always hilaribad

 

[chimpSculpture]

He genuinely believes magic is real and he can control Wendy's ice machines and thunderstorms with his thoughts. It's not unheard of that people with autism share some delusional beliefs with people who are schizoaffective, so there's some wiggle room for debate there.

But does he really believe?

When I was a kid me and my siblings would come up with these basic magic systems and spells. We would fill each page of small notebooks, making them miniature encyclopedias of autistic magic, they'd have a spell on each page with descriptions, pros, cons, special-effects and illustrations. We would have battles in parks and every-time one of us cast a spell the other would have to consult their "tome" on how to counter it.

It's kind of similar to Cobes whole Cobra-Demon and Cobra-Angels shabang. It's just fun to pretend when you're young. When I would talk to my parents about the battles I had just fought in I would take it seriously, and if I ever caught even a hint of them not taking it seriously I would go off, calling them stupid. But I obviously knew it was a game.

Cobes is child-like sometimes because of his condition(s). If you kidnapped him and held a gun up to his head and asked him, then he'd wouldn't shout "you're going to get into a car-crash". I don't see how anyone can think he takes it seriously.

 

[Clint's Burden]

I don't see how anyone can think he takes it seriously.

I think he takes it seriously because Clint has stated that Josh genuinely believes he has magical powers and it's a result of his mental instability. He's just been very consistent with that. I don't doubt it's some holdover from his arrested development or that he wouldn't lie to avoid being murdered, either. I would.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

He's releasing an hour-long 'stand-up comedy' album alongside his 'parody music'?

Going to be some serious gems in there. Just him stuttering, reading off popsicle stick jokes (Ice Lollies have super shitty jokes on the sticks here), and him autistically raping his guitar full speed.

I know I said I hope no mainstream Youtubers find his shit but I would love them to unironically try to critique his 'body of work'.

Edit: Drunken birthday pity party did have Cobes admit Clint took his to a shrink due to the magic, cobra demons, and other crazy shit. So chances are he actually believes it, that and he cried about Clint suddenly believing in his magic once his 'wand business' took off.

Cobes is child-like sometimes because of his condition(s). If you kidnapped him and held a gun up to his head and asked him, then he'd wouldn't shout "you're going to get into a car-crash". I don't see how anyone can think he takes it seriously.

I think he would say no but secretly think yes. He knows he comes off like a joke, but deep down I believe he thinks it is real. Drunk Cobes during his cry baby moments would slip up -- like he does with being a loser, weird, and how girls don't like him. Hell, he even cried that trolls were keeping the girls away, not him looking like a fucking crazy homeless person. I think it is hard to believe since we all are 'relatively normal' but I think he seriously believes this shit.

 

[Clint's Burden]

He's releasing an hour-long 'stand-up comedy' album

Instantly buying it and sending it to Doug Stanhope.

I should clarify, it's so he can go on his podcast and review it because I know he'd probably enjoy how ridiculous it is.

 

[Xenomorph]

Cobes should go full Jerky Boys

 

[Grift Garrison]

But does he really believe?

Absolutely he does. There are tons of old videos of him using his power at stop lights or harnessing chi balls. He also thinks Trump thanked his magic for stopping Isis. These aren't things trolls conjured up; its all shit he did on his own.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Cobes is clearly retarded with serious mental illness.

If Clint didn’t fuck up so badly and Cobes tried to be a normal person, chances are you would think he looks odd and something doesn’t seem ‘right’. He would make retarded mistakes at work, which the boss would see as funny or him just trying (if not fire him), while co-worker’s would tell stories of him wearing his boots backwards or how he came into work looking like a Smurf while trying to dye his hair. I wouldn’t be surprised if Cobes doesn’t do laundry because he doesn’t know how and is afraid to ask for help!

He‘d be known as retarded and incompetent and once he started talking — fucking crazy.

He would be the guy you talk too, may hangout with because you feel for him, but you don’t wanna work with or near. You definitely wouldn’t want to be in charge of either

I feel like people need to cut Homedad some slack, everything we know about his "bad parenting" is through his admission that he didn't do everything right, for lack of better wording, and Cobes himself- who is... an unreliable narrator, to say the least. I'm sure someone who wasn't a Wyoming hick probably could have done a lot better but I feel like every Cobe's biggest A-Logs lay more fault at Clint than reasonably should be.

 

[Potion_Time]

The boglim has completely forgotten that he was supposed to be working on a novel about genetically engineered super snakes.

 

[TurdFondler]

Text wall spergout so cast a circle of protection on yourselves:

I don't doubt for a second that cobes is retarded, but the people saying he's a full sub 70 sped should really spend some time around actual speds. Anything under 80 and you notice a kind of child like naivete in a person, cobes is firmly 13 or over mentally. I'd give him a mental age of 16 or a very immature 18.

A legitimate sped isn't able to actually have a kind of persona like cobes goth bad boy, same with those jabs at WarmLoad where he insinuates FloorLord has feelings for him. It takes a working theory of mind to come up with shit like that. Cobes has a low IQ with an unfortunate environment and several personality disorders.

I wonder sometimes if he grew up in a more metro area could he find a crew of weirdos that weren't methed up trailer park burnouts. I feel like in Casper if you're an outcast or weirdo you're immediately surrounded by cretins, whereas in a big city he could find other less fucked up subnormals to hang with.

So mote it be.

Tl;dr:

Anyone have a compilation or collection of all his drink combos?

 

[TurdFondler]

Cobes is the stone and Clint is about as culpable as Sisyphus.

 

[Baby Cakes]

Cobes is the stone and Clint is about as culpable as Sisyphus.

And the paypigs are busy trying to squeeze water from a stone.

 

[RollingRock]

TWU

 

[Bogliacci]

TWU

Walnut Grove is great, should get more attention

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

 

[Bogliacci]

I've got a hard time believing he's been doing this patreon shit, and nothing has been leaked from it yet.

 

[Potion_Time]

I've got a hard time believing he's been doing this patreon shit, and nothing has been leaked from it yet.

They probably feel like they're in the special boglim fan club. No doubt their faggotry is maintained on their own "secret" discord where they can call themselves true and honest cobes fans.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

They probably feel like they're in the special boglim fan club. No doubt their faggotry is maintained on their own "secret" discord where they can call themselves true and honest cobes fans.

Agreed. There are people in the “lolcow community” who collect anything related to a cow and hoard it. Like they’re collecting rare Pokémon cards. They usually hide behind “I’m archiving it” shit.

 

[Potion_Time]

Agreed. There are people in the “lolcow community” who collect anything related to a cow and hoard it. Like they’re collecting rare Pokémon cards. They usually hide behind “I’m archiving it” shit.

I just don't get it, why would anybody want a wand or one of Joshes shitty cassette tapes? At least there are interesting human events behind people collecting nazi paraphanalia or murderbilia. There's nothing behind one of Joshes shittily made sticks.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I just don't get it, why would anybody want a wand or one of Joshes shitty cassette tapes? At least there are interesting human events behind people collecting nazi paraphanalia or murderbilia. There's nothing behind one of Joshes shittily made sticks.

There was one guy on Reddit saying he buys Josh’s shit to have an “archive” of his Josh’s life. Also, people buy the shit hoping that , once the lolcow is dead, it will go up in value like art from a dead artist. People are doing that with Chris Chan shit. The issues with this is, unlike an artist, people don’t know who cobra is and no one really want to buy a used cum encrusted piece of carpet once owned by a racist, homophobic, sexist, alcoholic mall goth with pedophiliac tendencies. You could say, “but people buy hitler’s art” well, yes they do, but hitler was a major person in history. Horrible person, but still major. A hundred years from know, people will still know who hitler was but no one will remember who cobra was.