Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Is there a consensus on the source of the rash?

Athlete's foot? Early diabetes? Warlord strain of AIDS?
Likely athletes foot. Apparently he wears those cheap, ill-fitting Wal Mart boots without socks. They're a fucking petri dish. It's also not going away/actively getting worse, something even minor cases of athletes foot will do if left untreated. He's also constantly touching it so clearly it's itching like hell.
 
4 hour ramble makes boglim sleepy
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edit: SHON TOOK CONTROL. 5 HOURS WERE TOO MUCH

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Josh is selfish, violent, sex pest, and smells. There’s a reason he has no friends. Hell, even the Casper’s rejects don’t even like him. Imagine people like warlord and cool taste rather not talk to you. That say something.

He's really not, he likes to talk a big game about being tough but he's a very meek individual and unless he was backed into a corner he'd likely back down before any physical altercation happened, He knows this but it doesn't fit the Goth Badboy image he wants to embody but knows if he started shit he'd get his pushed back in so fast it wouldn't even be funny.
 
90% of Josh is a laughable attempt at appearing what he is not. He’s not tough, manly, sexually desired, talented, famous (infamous), successful, goth, and the list goes on and on. He went on for four hours last night giving dating advice — and I don’t think he’s ever been on a date. Actually he’s been giving advice for years on picking up women and he’s clearly not successful or ever will be.

It once made him a entertaining goofball but now it’s just sad. Still entertaining though
 
It once made him a entertaining goofball but now it’s just sad. Still entertaining though
This is exactly why I abandoned watching Josh. This thread is more than enough and brings me more laughs now than watching anything Josh puts out.


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Like this banger of a comment. Brought me a good chuckle when I woke up.

Thanks to everyone who sits through Josh streams and the like btw. Appreciate you all.
 
Long term alcoholics have their guts readjusted to process simple greasy foods and lots of liquids. Too much fiber probably turns his turds into rock.

My experience is the opposite.

You eat and your stomach hurts due to inflamed lining (alcohol irritates it, especially if drinking on empty stomach). Your shits then basically turn into watery diarrhoea and why your body has trouble absorbing nutrients. It’s also the reason Josh farts so much. The energy drinks, with their crazy amount of caffeine, also contribute to the water shits.
 
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