Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[RL Steinbeck]

Gonna just go live my life

Better not go live your life BOY

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I’m throwing in the towel. Gonna just go live my life and put the cobraverse behind me. I just can’t justify my interest in this fucking retard any more.

You can’t leave the cult of cobra. His dark powers reaches to the end of the universe. He he he yessssssssssssse.

 

[Cunning Lettuce]

I looked up where to start and it involves sitting through hours of her shitty streams. I see that Cyraxx has been on her streams a few times but I'm not sure if any other lolcows beyond Josh have shown up. I think a lot of her drama is from the discord and beyond-the-scenes shit and I'm just not in the loop enough to do the write-up.

I did learn that she fucking hates Seizure. She doesn't get that he watches from a distance like us but he also makes related content. He doesn't manipulate or interact with Josh (he did that one interview though).

She just doesn't get that you don't interact with these retards

Seizure mentioned earlier in the thread that she is super fragile, but nobody fucks with her to see it come out. She's boring because she's at the top "pulling strings" unlike most cows. I think she has potential, but hasn't sperged enough to gather interest beyond our little cobraverse.

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

Seizure mentioned earlier in the thread that she is super fragile, but nobody fucks with her to see it come out. She's boring because she's at the top "pulling strings" unlike most cows. I think she has potential, but hasn't sperged enough to gather interest beyond our little cobraverse.

She doesn’t do or say anything interesting or even remotely funny. She just swears a lot and says vulgar shit. Lolcows (emphasis on lol) are entertaining to watch because they’re unintentionally hilarious and amusing. She’s neither. People just have a weirdo obsessive hate boner for her and want to make her out to be some lolcow to justify it. In reality she’s literal who that ain’t interesting in any way with like 5 people who she makes consistently seethe for some reason who then try to astroturf/meme her into a big figure to direct harassment at her. “Porkney” bitching is thinly veiled “personal army” shitposts. I fucking hate that this dumb cunt keeps getting brought up and derailing shit so she can be made out to be something other than a faceless nobody

 

[Bixby Snyder]

She doesn’t do or say anything interesting or even remotely funny. She just swears a lot and says vulgar shit. Lolcows (emphasis on lol) are entertaining to watch because they’re unintentionally hilarious and amusing. She’s neither. People just have a weirdo obsessive hate boner for her and want to make her out to be some lolcow to justify it. In reality she’s literal who that ain’t interesting in any way with like 5 people who she makes consistently seethe for some reason who then try to astroturf/meme her into a big figure to direct harassment at her. “Porkney” bitching is thinly veiled “personal army” shitposts. I fucking hate that this dumb cunt keeps getting brought up and derailing shit so she can be made out to be something other than a faceless nobody

I think you are missing the point here.

She is not a traditional ‘lolcow’. Nobody is suggesting to create a thread because she is exciting or funny or even remotely entertaining. She is more or less a ’person of interest’. She inserts herself into the drama and manipulates and at times fucks up the content. She comes up in the thread not because we are trying to ‘direct harassment at her’. She comes up because she is inserting herself into the fucking drama. Buying phones, hosting private little discords with the cows, creating little echo chambers where she laughs at them with her friends, all the while subtly manipulating the tards for her own enjoyment while pretending to be their friends.

If she didn’t involve herself than nobody would give a fuck about her. If she just stopped trying to get attention then everyone would forget about the bitch but she keeps inserting herself into the show. She has become as much of the Cobraverse as the rest of the Casper burnouts — difference is she chose too.

 

[Potion_Time]

I think you are missing the point here.

She is not a traditional ‘lolcow’. Nobody is suggesting to create a thread because she is exciting or funny or even remotely entertaining. She is more or less a ’person of interest’. She inserts herself into the drama and manipulates and at times fucks up the content. She comes up in the thread not because we are trying to ‘direct harassment at her’. She comes up because she is inserting herself into the fucking drama. Buying phones, hosting private little discords with the cows, creating little echo chambers where she laughs at them with her friends, all the while subtly manipulating the tards for her own enjoyment while pretending to be their friends.

If she didn’t involve herself than nobody would give a fuck about her. If she just stopped trying to get attention then everyone would forget about the bitch but she keeps inserting herself into the show. She has become as much of the Cobraverse as the rest of the Casper burnouts — difference is she chose too.

I wonder how she would end up reacting if she had some A logs of her own. She's perfectly fine tapping the glass of cobras cage, but I think she would start sperging out instantly if somebody started tapping hers.

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

I think you are missing the point here.

She is not a traditional ‘lolcow’. Nobody is suggesting to create a thread because she is exciting or funny or even remotely entertaining. She is more or less a ’person of interest’. She inserts herself into the drama and manipulates and at times fucks up the content. She comes up in the thread not because we are trying to ‘direct harassment at her’. She comes up because she is inserting herself into the fucking drama. Buying phones, hosting private little discords with the cows, creating little echo chambers where she laughs at them with her friends, all the while subtly manipulating the tards for her own enjoyment while pretending to be their friends.

If she didn’t involve herself than nobody would give a fuck about her. If she just stopped trying to get attention then everyone would forget about the bitch but she keeps inserting herself into the show. She has become as much of the Cobraverse as the rest of the Casper burnouts — difference is she chose too.

“If she stopped trying to get attention…”

So you’re aware that she just wants attention and your answer is to… give her attention? Makes perfect sense

 

[Bixby Snyder]

“If she stopped trying to get attention…”

So you’re aware that she just wants attention and your answer is to… give her attention? Makes perfect sense

So?

I don’t care if she gets attention or not. i don’t have any control over her.

Either way she is a part of the Cobraverse and a few other lolcows — by choice, and I think that warrants considering archiving

 

[Clint's Burden]

Porkney yelling on her livestream after a post on the farms about her at the prospect of having a thread.

To be fair, it's not specific to Seizure, the idea that she should have a thread. I've seen it multiple times on here, every time she comes up because the thread is mainly about Josh and it gets bogged down two-three times a month with Courtney related stuff. A handful of people on here have advocated for it.

Tell you what though, flipping out on livestreams whenever you're offered some criticism is not exactly a way of dissuading people from making one.

I wonder how she would end up reacting if she had some A logs of her own. She's perfectly fine tapping the glass of cobras cage, but I think she would start sperging out instantly if somebody started tapping hers.

People have. They've called her work a dozen times, called her home, people have done a fair bit of tapping but aside from some light bitching about it, it doesn't seem to bother her. Which is commendable, it was a better way of handling it than most have.

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

To be fair, it's not specific to Seizure, the idea that she should have a thread. I've seen it multiple times on here, every time she comes up because the thread is mainly about Josh and it gets bogged down two-three times a month with Courtney related stuff. A handful of people on here have advocated for it.

Tell you what though, flipping out on livestreams whenever you're offered some criticism is not exactly a way of dissuading people from making one.


People have. They've called her work a dozen times, called her home, people have done a fair bit of tapping but aside from some light bitching about it, it doesn't seem to bother her. Which is commendable, it was a better way of handling it than most have.

Actually yeah. We should make a Courtney thread and then keep all Courtney related discussion contained there and not here

 

[Clint's Burden]

Actually yeah. We should make a Courtney thread and then keep all Courtney related discussion contained there and not here

Make it, if only so we don't have to endure regular conversations about Courtney that essentially amount to the same thing.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/thread-requests-resources.29888/

Honestly, I doubt it'll get traction. She doesn't do anything besides flip out two-three times a year on a livestream about criticism and befriend the occasional lolcow and gas 'em up. It can be infuriating for some fanbases but it's not exactly hilarious.

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

@Clint's Burden When are you going to drop everything you know?

 

[Potion_Time]

Actually yeah. We should make a Courtney thread and then keep all Courtney related discussion contained there and not here

Wait, I thought you were done with the cobraverse given the emergence of the "wet and juicy" saga?

 

[shaverinocory]

Wait, I thought you were done with the cobraverse given the emergence of the "wet and juicy" saga?

Twas just a bit of post-nut clarity before delving back into Josh's dirty ass

 

[charlesdickens]

Cool taste is doing a live collab with Cobes soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngodh8L6Hfo

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

Wait, I thought you were done with the cobraverse given the emergence of the "wet and juicy" saga?

I’m done with the cobraverse but the cobraverse isn’t done with me

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

tbh I was against a Courtney thread for the reasons other have mentioned already, though I hadn't known about her flipping her shit about the prospect of ending up here. I now believe if someone got a decent enough OP started she was likely be driven wild enough to try and "retaliate" against the forum and therefore generate more material to work with.

Consider my vote changed to yea.

 

[charlesdickens]

I agree, I didn't expect to her to melt down and figured she just wasn't worth a thread. Even if there's not much going on, increased scrutiny on her will create more rage.

 

[masterblaster]

Anyone who is that deep into a lolcow universe with their actual real name is begging to be lolcow'd themselves, imo.

 

[Bogliacci]

Shout out to absolute retard KingcobraJFS for miraculously not showing his SSN on livestream today, because who doesn't keep their SS card with them in their wallet right???

ALthough he fumbles and just completely gives out CTs cash app card details



ps the fraud aint worth the 4 dollars in CTs account frens